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18 year-old signs organ-donar card and heroically becomes mortaliy-complete

submitted by Sheitstrom to news 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 07:41:30 ago (+23/-0)     (www.reviewjournal.com)

https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/last-selfless-act-hundreds-gather-to-honor-teen-who-died-donated-organs-2710683/

Just a normal heart attack for an 18 year old.

EDIT: Dammit I meant to say "mortality-complete", a made-up newspeak word for death that I apparently thought was hilarious.


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“Jordan’s dream was to join the military and become a pararescue jumper to save lives,” said Savanna Brister, his mother.

He was going to join the military to "save lives". LMFAO.