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18 year-old signs organ-donar card and heroically becomes mortaliy-complete

submitted by Sheitstrom to news 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 07:41:30 ago (+23/-0)     (www.reviewjournal.com)

https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/last-selfless-act-hundreds-gather-to-honor-teen-who-died-donated-organs-2710683/

Just a normal heart attack for an 18 year old.

EDIT: Dammit I meant to say "mortality-complete", a made-up newspeak word for death that I apparently thought was hilarious.


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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 12:12:30 ago (+3/-0)

Never sign up to be an organ donor unless you are willing to die for it. The medicalfags will literally let you die to get your flesh. Hospitals make big money whenever they can chop someone up and sell off the parts. It is more profitable than saving your sorry ass.
I have been told this warning repeatedly over the years by friends that work in hospitals.
One friend in particular is still alive because his parents refused to sign the paperwork. He was dead, dad said "fuck no", magically they resuscitated him. There is no doubt in that families mind that the butchers tried to harvest my friend

[ - ] localsal 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 08:09:23 ago (+3/-0)

If it was "sudden and unexpected", who would want those organs?

Could any organ be tainted?

Not very comforting to anyone who got the organs - but it is clown world and most people would not even think to ask about the source.

Semi-related LOL - that was my problem with the whole premise of the movie "Seven Pounds" - he dies by a toxin.... who would ok those organs for use??

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 08:21:23 ago (+2/-0)

Kikes want those organs. A heart transplant isn't free, even if the "new" heart is all fucked up.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 15:29:25 ago (+0/-0)

Yup, even kikes have a hierarchy. A "new" fucked-up heart is better than one that isn't beating.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 09:31:03 ago (+2/-0)

Exactly. Those organs are defective and dangerous.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 08:56:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 07:44:27 ago (+2/-0)

What an insanely bizarre article.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 09:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 09:34:12 ago (+0/-0)

Kek!

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 15:03:52 ago (+1/-0)

So that's the agenda now?

After poisoning your child, if you make your child an organ donor, you get to act like your the parent of a hero.
And everyone will ignore the fact that you murdered your own child.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 15:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

Worked for abortion.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:15:06 ago (+0/-0)

“Jordan’s dream was to join the military and become a pararescue jumper to save lives,” said Savanna Brister, his mother.

He was going to join the military to "save lives". LMFAO.

[ - ] Aze 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 12:13:27 ago (+0/-0)

In before they give the poisoned organs to people knowing full well what it will do to them because it helps the depop agenda.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 12:13:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DukeCanon 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 11:16:30 ago (+0/-0)

His organs are ruined.
Guess they'll study them for science?
Naaaaaa, just put them in someone else they'll be fine

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 09:59:45 ago (+0/-0)

#BAFFLED