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BENNY HINN IS THE REAL DEAL

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 16:48:43 ago (+2/-5)     (HDLunited)

I had a severe bout with toenail fungus and sleep apnea...it was to the point where I would wake up gasping for air and at the same time noticing bite marks on my right large toe...turns out that I was unconsciously chowing down on the fungal growth of my foot while sleeping. It's not like me to put my foot in my mouth so rather than go to a doctor I turned on Benny Hinn ministry TV and within 5 minutes I was speaking Swahili, Cantonese, Pig Latin and Mumble Jumble. In addition, my toenail fungus has ceased producing spores and I'm getting a full 4hrs sleep without the breathing problems associated with foot chewing.

Thanks Benny Hinn ministries for restoring my faith in God's ambassadors.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 17:44:42 ago (+3/-0)

Benny Hill is funnier, though.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 18:04:32 ago (+2/-0)

I can't believe that making money is as easy as being a fraud...how in the fuck do people fall for this shit?...and it's legal....it would make for great comedy if it wasn't real.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 18:05:36 ago (+2/-0)

Hey, the rubes ain't gonna fleece themselves! Somebody's gotta do it.