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A series of unfortunate events

submitted by UncleDoug to ThotPatrol 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 06:42:50 ago (+48/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 08:31:41 ago (+0/-0)

That's not fair, it's woke journalists who were saying that, not e-thots.

Should be telling them "learn to relationship" instead.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 09:15:23 ago (+4/-0)

Should be telling them "learn to dejew" instead.

Fixt

[ - ] TheGreatWar 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 09:00:11 ago (+1/-0)

(((relationship))) lol. I'm sure they already do that. How about learn to wife and mother.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:18:14 ago (+0/-0)

I guess E-thot parasites are finally going to have start contributing to society and paying taxes (taxation is still theft tho).

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 18:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

Pokimane is on OF?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 21:38:39 ago (+2/-0)

Would this come as a surprise?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 23:00:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, because I haven't seen her naked.

Yeah I checked sort of; didn't see Pokimane noods.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 21:37:49 ago (+0/-0)

Hoes mad

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 10:40:34 ago (+1/-0)

ThotWall: that moment where your only "skill" will be outsourced to AI.

Good luck getting a real world job!

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:53:33 ago (+1/-0)

So what AI programs are they using to create the e thots?

I want to get in on this. This is been the easiest money anybody's ever made in life and guys have been excluded from doing it. F*** that. I'm going to do it as long as it lasts now with this coding stuff.

[ - ] prototype 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 14:22:58 ago (+1/-0)

At the rate of current progress, I give it two years before there are algorithms that can translate plain text algorithms of up to a page in length, without error.

The front end for that will very likely be conversation AI, because the person using the front-end will still have to test input vs expected output.

A lot of coding jobs will become writing unit tests (and many of them are now).

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 17:49:55 ago (+1/-0)

All hail AI

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 18:39:06 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like sluts are going to have to find a real job after all

[ - ] zr855 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 08:59:27 ago (+3/-1)

AI is quickly getting better at coding. Truth is nothing is safe. Once superAI hits, we'll all either live in paradise or be instantly killed. Could be any day now.

[ - ] autotic 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 10:34:22 ago (+1/-0)

That's not what I've been seeing. What I've been seeing is it being stridently and confidently incorrect often enough to be dangerous if the code is going to be used for anything other than a demo of its current limitations.

[ - ] zr855 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 12:59:29 ago (+1/-0)

You're likely just looking at chatgpt--the public release. It's ok. One thing this current batch doesn't do well is create truth tables. Once they start to refine what they learn based on what is true or not, things will start to get even more interesting.

If you look at what it is now, you will always come to the conclusion you've come to and in 1 year you'll be wrong and move the goalpost. Then in 6 months, that goalpost will be moved, then 3 months, then 1.5, etc. The pace is increasing and NOW the game theory starts to come into play. Exponential curves are very real.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 10:44:02 ago (+1/-0)

It's going to be both. Paradise for 1%, death for everyone else.

[ - ] zr855 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 10:52:05 ago (+1/-0)

I think a fast take-off is going to happen with those actually making the tech getting there first and not telling ANYONE. It would be funny if it's some 14 year old kid in his mom's basement and the 1% have to bend to his will. That's my hope anyhow. If I'm working on the tech and I make the change that sets off agi/asi that can manufacture more processing power in unknown ways, why am I going to even tell my boss. Fuck 'em. I'm the fucking ruler then.

I don't care if I lose, I just REALLY don't want the ruling jews to get that power.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 7, 2023 08:28:31 ago (+0/-0)

People have been working behind closed doors with big financing for around 20 years on AGI. I believe they already accomplished it secretly, hence Covid etc.

Now the curtain is slowly lifting.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 11:09:26 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] zr855 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 12:56:06 ago (+1/-0)

ChatGPT is just one of millions of working neural networks. Supposedly GPT 4 can already code whole programs. I don't professionally code any more but spent a good deal of my career doing it. Don't underestimate ai. It's not really about career survival like everyone thinks but rather, species survival. The next few years is going to get wild.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:02:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] zr855 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:04:34 ago (+0/-0)

There's nothing you do that is special. You can think it is until you're proven wrong. Still, no need for YOU to worry individually. This thing is coming like a train and it's not going to take out a few people. We're all either going down or going up.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:06:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] zr855 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:07:31 ago (+0/-0)

There is NOTHING EVER IN THIS LIFE that you do that is special. Get used to it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:10:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] zr855 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:11:58 ago (+0/-0)

I hope you're larping honestly. In fact I think I had a conversation with you a year or so ago where I had to explain something basic in programming to you.

No matter what it is you think you do well, there's no way in hell within AT MOST 2 years ai won't be able to do it FAR, FAR, FAR better.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] zr855 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

Hah! Yeah you are the poser I explained something to a year ago. Your comments are very similar. You also edit your posts AFTER like a loser.

You're right about the metaverse--it's just marketing. AI is not. You're also not a senior dev. God I hope not! I feel sorry for the company that hired you.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:15:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] zr855 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:40:20 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like they may already be working on prioritizing truth. I asked it a question the other day and it was wrong. It was provably wrong. I just asked it the same question and it got it right right off.


Do the plates on a capacitor repel or attract one another?
The plates on a capacitor do not attract or repel each other. They are separated by a dielectric material, and when a voltage is applied, an electric field is created within the dielectric. This electric field creates a potential difference between the plates, causing a buildup of electrical charge on each plate. The force between the charges on the plates is proportional to the electric field and the charge, but it is not a force of attraction or repulsion between the plates themselves.





Are you sure because a capacitor has one of its plates positively and the other negatively charged if a voltage is applied. Coulombs law states that opposing forces attract, therefore the plates will attract.

Yes, I'm sorry for the confusion. You're absolutely correct. The plates of a capacitor, when charged, have opposite charges, and therefore they do experience a force of attraction due to Coulomb's law. The electric field created between the plates creates an attractive force between the positively charged plate and the negatively charged plate. Thank you for pointing this out.


Today:

Do the plates on a capacitor repel or attract one another?

The plates on a capacitor are charged with opposite electrical charges, causing them to attract each other. However, due to the insulating material (or dielectric) between them, they do not physically touch and instead maintain a fixed separation distance. This creates an electric field between the plates, which stores electrical energy and allows the capacitor to function as a component in electrical circuits.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:51:46 ago (+0/-0)

"Shitty programmers will use it like a glorified stackoverflow, it's not going to do everything for you."

That would be me. And it's already allowed me to code a whole bunch of apps that I've wanted to code for 10 years. Chat GPT is my coding b****. Now I can be the tyrannical manager I will always wanted to be and get the code for free. Think of it as my intern. No I will never hire a coder again because what it doesn't know I have time to figure out.

You might as well be a drummer saying drum machines will never be as good.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:55:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Allienonymus 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 15:31:03 ago (+0/-0)

Agree with you on this. Let iq programmers will be learning how to coax the right code out of the ai while your smarter or more experienced devs will function more like architects.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 09:14:29 ago (+0/-0)

2 weeks?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:48:55 ago (+0/-0)

What do you think the jab was for?

[ - ] zr855 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:54:10 ago (+0/-0)

Might be right. SuperAI won't need it though. 1% is too dumb to understand that though. Here's what's going to happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQOyJUDTKdM

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 08:30:20 ago (+4/-0)

ethots sad.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 13:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

Ethots.

That's brilliant.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 19:16:54 ago (+0/-0)

Not mine and yes, yes it is.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 11:07:59 ago (+0/-0)

Just wait till we plant the AI into a robot shell.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 19:19:00 ago (+0/-0)

We're going to need spare parts that are easily changed if I remember correctly about being 18-25. Some things are just going to wear out faster.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 08:20:01 ago (+6/-1)

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[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 19:42:26 ago (+1/-0)

No. The few that started this early made big money.

The rest that flooded in after made chump change and destroyed their chances of ever having a husband or family for a few dollars.

These dummies are doing this to make ends meet with their Starbucks job.

But the internet is forever. These videos and pictures will be resurfacing every few years. Ruining their prospects till they are planted.

I honestly feel sorry for them that they fell for this shit.

[ - ] Peleg 12 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 08:42:50 ago (+13/-1)

"with some believing the snaps are realistic enough to pass for the real deal."

AI can pass, but trannies will Never pass! LOL

When I was 4 I went to work in a field cutting greens, like spinach. The next year we went back to work again, when I was 5. The farmers had bought a new piece of equipment. I machine that would cut the greens. This put me out of a job! I was as mad as a wet hornet! My 5 year old mind wanted to destroy that machine! But instead, I went on to other jobs.
I think that I handled that better than these e-thots are. I know, I know. There's a lot more money on the line but to a 5 year old back in the 70's Any money was a lot of money!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 23:54:48 ago (+0/-0)

That’s such a sweet memory you shared. How can I get my kids to get “jobs” like this?

[ - ] deleted -10 points 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 09:20:18 ago (+1/-11)

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[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 19:31:56 ago (+1/-0)

So 2022,catch up!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 6, 2023 23:55:51 ago (+1/-0)

He is a vaxxed up tranny. He can’t even catch his breath.