Ok, this made me laugh - Upgoat

Yeeeeah not me. Her face is repulsive and big tits eventually turn into saggy sandbags.

Slim blonde with long hair and bright eyes, clean face. That's literally all I ask for, physically. If I really want to push it, a decent handful upstairs and in the back would be nice.

Idk. I'm not picky. It's when it comes to character I get "picky".

The criteria?

Don't be a bitch.

Be a virgin.

99% wiped out then and fucking there.

So... Guns are cool! So is time. And money... And God above it all.

Maybe in Heaven I'll know what friendships and the lovey shit is like. Or not. I'll probably just fuck off into a corner somewhere and "play in the sandbox" so to speak.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.4 yearsFeb 5, 2023 20:17:59 ago (+3/-0)

Nice to see you around, bro!

Couldn't agree more concerning rat-faced kikes. Personally don't mind tits sagging a little over time. The Mrs. has given a lot to me and she looks as beautiful to me after a shit-ton of kids as when she was fresh as a spring flower.

Chemistry can go a long way. In fact, I'd say it's a foundational element of a successful marriage (you can grow together over time, not much you can do to change your pheromones) and personality is key to long-term success.

You will face challenges as a couple and grow over time. It's important to pay attention to what your partner is changing into over time so that you can try to make sure that you grow together instead of growing apart.

I still believe Mrs. Phantom is out there somewhere, waiting for you. And, hey... if I'm wrong, why not see what we can do to make the world a better place for those that come after us, that they may carry on the race?

See you on the fields of Mars, you black-pilled faggot :)

[ + ] PhantomXLII

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 2.4 yearsFeb 5, 2023 20:41:32 ago (+0/-1)

Nice to see you around, bro!

Hi.

The Mrs. has given a lot to me and she looks as beautiful to me after a shit-ton of kids as when she was fresh as a spring flower.

That's good! Probably helps if one takes care of themselves too, but hey.

Chemistry can go a long way. In fact, I'd say it's a foundational element of a successful marriage (you can grow together over time, not much you can do to change your pheromones) and personality is key to long-term success.

Makes sense to me. Can't really add too much here though.

You will face challenges as a couple and grow over time.

Undoubtedly. People are stupid and assholes.

It's important to pay attention to what your partner is changing into over time so that you can try to make sure that you grow together instead of growing apart.

That's something I haven't heard before. Makes sense though.

I still believe Mrs. Phantom is out there somewhere, waiting for you.

No such thing, buddy. There is no "one for you". Just certain parameters that can be met. It's just that the odds of both being met to make a successful union are low.

And in my case, at zero. Gave up.

why not see what we can do to make the world a better place for those that come after us, that they may carry on the race?

There really isn't much to do. Nothing that will result in big picture change. Not right now.

See you on the fields of Mars, you black-pilled faggot :)

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