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u/SkullFuckerSupreme has never fucked an ear

submitted by cyclops1771 to soapdoxbanhammer 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 16:59:04 ago (+1/-1)     (soapdoxbanhammer)

Missing out on that sweet sweet A to E


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[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:23:29 ago (+1/-0)

he gay

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 22:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

Dial gay!

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:07:57 ago (+1/-0)

So, what part of the body did he touch you on...

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 19:13:04 ago (+2/-0)

Well, @SkullFuckerSupreme WOULDN'T touch my ear. He kept talking about toes and feet. Asked me to step in poo first. Like, where it squishes between the toes step in it. And then he started making weird clucking noises and scratching at the ground. Overall, an interesting meetup.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 23:44:07 ago (+0/-0)

Joe_McCarthy is a faggot.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:02:48 ago (+1/-2)

Unlike you, it won't fit.🥷

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:24:07 ago (+2/-1)

downvote on principle faggot

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:24:54 ago (+1/-2)

Done.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:04:00 ago (+1/-1)

Too much like throwing a hotdog down a hallway for you? Makes sense.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:12:15 ago (+1/-1)*

Your joke can only be funny if you are completely illiterate.

Me:Unlike you, it won't fit.🥷
Faggot:Too much like throwing a hotdog down a hallway for you?

I know English is your second language and you don't have a first but...
When something doesn't fit it's because whatever you are putting into it is too large.

The sequence you are describing would be termed a loose fit..so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall.. As in ..it FITS but the fit is loose, like your mom.

I'm glad we could teach you third grade English today.
Until next time...

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:20:56 ago (+2/-0)

You need to maintain helmet control. Always maintain helmet control son!

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme -2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:24:06 ago (+1/-3)

Yo helmet reelin from mah sick buuurrrn!

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2023 19:13:47 ago (+0/-0)

it WAS a good one. I giggled.