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The Colored Catwalk Cripple

submitted by Black Crimes Matter to funny 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 12:53:35 ago (+28/-0)     (tv.gab.com)

https://tv.gab.com/channel/blackcrimesmatter/view/the-colored-catwalk-cripple-63dfe98de2cf19172b7f2c4f



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[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2023 00:22:59 ago (+1/-0)

They almost did the work for you putting that thing on stage rather than requiring CGI to be that absurd. The laugh track was perfect.

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2023 05:37:17 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, the source video is low-hanging fruit for a BCM edit.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:51:37 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. The soundtrack makes the whole video. Im on the floor.

Its weird because theyre not really going ing for body acceptance. 90% of their models are still gorgeous girls with unattainable figures for the majority of the human race: 5’11” and 105 lbs.

But then every tenth girl is something completely insane, like a she-male or a leper, or a fat one-legged nigger. Its just bizarre. What are we meant to do with these cues? People dont identify with any of this shit. Do they want to promote high fashion or carnies?

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 18:00:14 ago (+2/-0)

That reminds me of the famous Stonetoss comic. Fashion?

https://pic8.co/sh/hldqbc.png

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 19:33:09 ago (+1/-0)

Oldie but goodie. He should have put a yamulke on at least one of these guys.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 15:08:45 ago (+1/-0)

That's pretty rough. What were they thinking?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:36:40 ago (+1/-0)

OP...are you mocking a fat one legged nigger with the facial features of a dyslexic ape?..at least have the decency to acknowledge what African game preserve loaned it out to the ✡️ modeling agency...

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:25:42 ago (+2/-0)

Life has turned into a Terry Gilliam movie

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:56:24 ago (+1/-0)

It's not called Clown World for nothing, after all.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 14:39:41 ago (+1/-0)

If only it had been Time Bandits...

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 16:18:26 ago (+1/-0)

I always see more as Brazil or Fisher King

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:54:43 ago (+0/-0)

Brazil didnt have niggers.

[ - ] gaybeeye -1 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:24:05 ago (+0/-1)*

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:21:51 ago (+7/-0)

You're content enriches my life.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:31:20 ago (+4/-0)

He's been at it for ages with nominal recognition, the dude is a hero.

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:50:00 ago (+5/-0)

Thank you for the kind words, I appreciate them. 👍🏻

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:49:13 ago (+3/-0)

I'll be enriching your life a bit more with a new 'Never Relax' video that I plan on releasing later today.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:06:32 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine the videographer:
Zoom in on beautiful White woman...make sure to get her ass!
What is this trainwreck? Shit, cannot zoom out anymore!
Whew, another beautiful White woman. Look at those!

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:04:19 ago (+3/-0)

LOL that song never fails to make me laugh

[ - ] Black Crimes Matter [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:53:32 ago (+3/-0)

It was the perfect spot for the 'poopety scoop' song.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:52:51 ago (+1/-0)

I love the poopety scoop song!