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Talk to the animals

submitted by Centaurus to Nature 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 11:42:11 ago (+37/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/h0ljcg.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:43:18 ago (+10/-0)

I can communicate with animals. My wife thinks it's a super power, but it's just something I have always been able to do. I think most people have this ability, but it's been muted by modern society.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 14:35:32 ago (+5/-0)

Animals are good teachers in non-verbal communication.

It's not hard to get them to do what you want if you pay close enough attention to how they communicate what they want from you.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:41:17 ago (+3/-0)

It's not hard [...] if you pay close enough attention

Could be said for a good number of things. Be White, have IQ, pay attention, ???, profit.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 17:47:32 ago (+1/-0)

Fair point, sir.

Have an upvoat :)

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 15:13:41 ago (+1/-0)

Mostly mammals? Or which kinds?

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 22:50:23 ago (+2/-0)

He's a prison guard, so monkeys.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 8, 2023 08:41:55 ago (+1/-0)

I spend more time with mammals, but I've noticed it with reptiles and birds as well. Reptiles can read human fear response, just like you can see when a person is agitated. You're more likely to be receptive to someone who's not agitated, right? It's almost the same thing.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 9, 2023 00:01:33 ago (+0/-0)

Birds are pretty smart, especially Ravens, Crows, etc.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 16:08:12 ago (+1/-1)

Cats follow me. I can walk thru a parking lot I've never been in before and if there is a cat there it will be drawn to me. I've had squirrels and birds gravitate towards me too.

[ - ] zr855 8 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 16:54:45 ago (+8/-0)

That's because when you shit yourself it smells like cat food. Take a shower.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 14:05:13 ago (+2/-0)

I love my People.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 13:02:43 ago (+2/-0)

Cats are cool. Going to try to toilet train the next one we get.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 6, 2023 00:21:02 ago (+1/-0)

Mostly just self-congratulatory BS. Animals do like to cuddle, just like we do. We can enjoy that, but don't need to add an over-the-top narrative because their leg position looks like a human hug etc.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 22:23:32 ago (+1/-0)

cool vid. I teach my animals to hug.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 21:38:42 ago (+1/-0)

Cats are niggers.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 22:54:41 ago (+0/-0)

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