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10% chance over the next 4-12 months of a regional or global outbreak of incurable wheat fungus that ruins harvests.

submitted by prototype to random 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:16:20 ago (+15/-0)     (random)

That or some other form of large scale agriculture destruction or contamination.


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[ - ] Fascinus 10 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:23:19 ago (+10/-0)

It's consistent with the war on food, so not entirely implausible.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 8 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:55:46 ago (+8/-0)

If covid or actual sick and dead was the goal, they would have released one of the 10,000 real plagues they’ve made.
What they did do was seize every economy and shit test every politician on earth for obedience to foreign orders of violence against their own people.

Which is exactly what they need to have in place to roll out anything serious nough to create gov rationing of resources.

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 22:03:21 ago (+7/-0)

they would have released one of the 10,000 real plagues they’ve made.

I fully permit the possibility of them doing exactly this, in due time.

What they did do was seize every economy and shit test every politician on earth for obedience to foreign orders of violence against their own people.

Astute analysis, goat. And we got to witness some of the more hesitant actors being replaced real-time.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 5 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 22:35:56 ago (+5/-0)

Thanks

And we got to witness some of the more hesitant actors being replaced real-time.

A shockingly small number of them, but your right we did.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 01:26:39 ago (+1/-0)

Aww hush! No really, you're one of the few people on here who's opinion I actually respect time and again so don't be talking like that!

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 02:01:25 ago (+1/-0)

They are now able to inject enough of the population to change the demographics of any area in the world.

Their system allows them to continually adjust the demographics of any area in the world using injections that cause infertility and/or early death.
You're right, they don't want to kill every man, woman, and child. They don't poison every injection.
They poison a percentage of injections depending on the demographics of an area and how quickly they want to change that area's demographics.

While the system they created allows them to control the birth and death rate of the world, it also allows them to target specific areas, subtly adjusting the demographics of those areas.

Again, they are not poisoning every injection. They do not want to kill every man, woman, and child.
Instead, they have set up a system that allows them to change the demographics of any area in the world whenever they want.

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 00:15:56 ago (+0/-0)

You'd make a good superpredictor 3Whuurs.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 03:05:10 ago (+0/-0)*

Thanks, I think

I by no means think the goal of this op was just 1 or 2 specific things. But rather that once this new level of control and conformity in the priest class is set, there’s an entirely new scale and class of ops they can roll out with confidence I the new environment. And everything is meant to serve multiple purposes.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 08:23:11 ago (+1/-0)

There's also the push for mono-crop mega-farms.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 4 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:56:30 ago (+4/-0)

Only 10%?

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 23:55:26 ago (+0/-0)

Only 10%?

Yes, because the maximal interval is ten years.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 00:14:50 ago (+3/-0)

Joe_McCarthy is a faggot.

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 00:16:45 ago (+0/-0)

regular faggot, gay mafia, or israeli?

I know which, based on things he said, but I want to know if you are capable of figuring out which.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 22:22:29 ago (+3/-0)

On the plus side free lsd

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 06:14:03 ago (+0/-0)

That's what I was thinking; Don't threaten me with a good time.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:18:29 ago (+3/-0)

Go long on wheat you say?

[ - ] prototype [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:19:17 ago (+2/-0)

"Go long on wheat you say?"

I don't give financial advice only because I'm not legally allowed to.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:59:46 ago (+1/-0)

Why not?

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 23:56:20 ago (+0/-0)

Why not?

Because I'm not a lawyer, and if you're going to commit a crime, it should be one thats worth committing.

Giving legal or financial advice without a degree in either, isn't worth it.

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 01:46:49 ago (+2/-0)

They want beef banned.

It's just a matter of time before they commit a massive biological attack using mad cow disease.

They hit auctions and demand that every rancher that bought a calf must destroy their entire herd. And/Or they attack feedlots. And/Or they just start dumping spores in dugouts.

A few random attacks all over the continent. Media spreads fear. Beef exports completely stop. Using fear they demand herds and meat be destroyed; packing plants condemned.
And mad cow will hit the dairy cows too.

Ever notice that despite those plant based burgers being the biggest financial disaster for restaurants, they're still on every major restaurant's menu?
Well, it sure will be convenient that they have them on the menu if mad cow disease was to magically spread across the continent.....

They may wait a couple years until maggot and cockroach production is in place.
But when insect and plant based burger production is able to match demand, there will be mad cow disease and bird flu everywhere.

They know that they need to keep people fed. Poor, but fed.
They don't want to starve people, they just want to make us as poor and weak as possible.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 6, 2023 02:50:12 ago (+0/-0)

Foot and mouth disease is another possible false flag

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 07:21:24 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe that's what the chink balloon was doing, spreading a fungus high in the air. It flew diagonally from northwest to southeast across the entire USA. Anthrax spores? Bubonic plague? Powdered uranium? We don't know.

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 07:22:58 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe that's what the chink balloon was doing, spreading a fungus high in the air. It flew diagonally from northwest to southeast across the entire USA. Anthrax spores? Bubonic plague? Powdered uranium?

Or maybe not.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 07:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

You trust the Chinks, eh? I don't. Base survival instinct is to distrust everyone, and suspect them of ill intent.

--Or was this a dry run to test our reaction? Will the next balloon carry an EMP weapon to fry our nation's electrical grid? It obviously would be quite easy to do.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 01:07:14 ago (+1/-0)

they really want to starve us. Unless we'll eat the bugs, of course

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 01:00:13 ago (+1/-0)

There is probably always a 10% chance of that

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 03:18:08 ago (+0/-0)

We almost something like that in the past I hear. It was an oopsie with gene modification but I cant recall the details.