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If you can get out of prison by giving up an organ, people who have desirable organs will be put into prison.

submitted by allAheadFull to whatever 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 19:50:08 ago (+37/-0)     (archive.is)

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[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 08:01:13 ago (+0/-0)

They're definitely going to put me in prison over my highly desirable "organ".

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 08:07:03 ago (+0/-0)

I see a rise in fake medical notes that someone has had organs removed.

[ - ] Hoaxcroaker 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 09:04:08 ago (+0/-0)

This is inevitable.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 14:24:26 ago (+1/-0)

We don't need to be like China, where people are kidnapped for their organs.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 22:11:18 ago (+2/-0)*

Too fucking late, Keith Emerson passed away in 2016

Too many drugs + rock star status + hammond organ = mind blowingly epic music and one hell of a show.

PS - no organs were harmed in the making of that video.... unlike drugfucked instrument smashing up like a lot of their peers...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 07:54:16 ago (+0/-0)

'passed away'?? He blew his own fukn head off with a shotgun, lol

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 21:43:49 ago (+0/-0)

is he dead?

then he passed away.

how it happened is kind of beside the point.

dont have to be so brutal lol

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 6, 2023 01:50:41 ago (+0/-0)

HE was the brutal one, not me. 'Passed away' implies he died in his sleep. Keith blew his head off.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 08:43:07 ago (+2/-0)

So a bruva gets out, a senator gets a kidney, and a white woman gets raped and killed.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 20:18:49 ago (+3/-0)

I have a desirable organ.

https://files.catbox.moe/4wd8x0.png

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:02:03 ago (+4/-0)

You must have a big magnificent Wurlitzer!

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:08:06 ago (+2/-0)

Golly!

That thing's a beaut!

I wish.

A couple of the kids play piano. I've been discussing the prospect of buying one of these.

Those things are cool as all getout and It's kind of a dying art.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 21:13:39 ago (+3/-0)

My mom has one, not as awesome as the one in the pic, but still very awesome. It sounds so amazing. I always loved it when I could pester her into playing Bach's fugue in d minor or something similarly super awesome sounding on such an instrument. She also has one of those very old pedal pump air organs, but it was pretty in need of attention even back in the 70s when she still played that one, to where nobody touches it now due to what an ancient museum piece it is.

Maybe just get a Fender Rhodes first; those things are indestructible! And they sound awesome through effects like a distortion pedal. But that's just, like my opinion. Man.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 5, 2023 08:20:18 ago (+0/-0)

Those things are cool as all getout and It's kind of a dying art.

Everything is moving to electronics.