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Code Incomplete

submitted by GrayDragon to programming 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 09:43:59 ago (+7/-1)     (programming)

SF9K and I came up with the parody of the establish programmer text, "Code Complete." We will write "Code Incomplete: How To Cut Corners And Still Stay Employed."

We will become millionaires!


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[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 09:56:10 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Weredawg 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 09:57:40 ago (+5/-0)

It's true. I want him to publish it, but I'll never get around to buying it.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:01:32 ago (+3/-0)

I'll give it to you for free. You still don't have to read it. That is why it is "incomplete."

[ - ] Weredawg 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:03:56 ago (+5/-0)

Sweet. I'll put it in the same folder as all the other books and PDFs I haven't even opened yet.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:04:58 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe. You would be surprised what lazy programmers will read to shave a few hours off their daily time.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:49:45 ago (+1/-0)

Ctrl+f: (key word for problem that takes ages to complete)

No need to read the whole thing.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 10:00:43 ago (+2/-0)

I will include such critical methodologies like putting confusing comments in for other employees of code no one ever looks at (who really knows how to use git blame -- besides, that has been proven to be adjusted).

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:39:12 ago (+0/-0)

Pajeets already know all the tricks

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:48:41 ago (+0/-0)

lol - This just shows that you are a poser. You think you invented being a lazy developer? News Flash: Most programmers cut every corner they can already. This is why I employ almost as many 'QA Engineers' as programmers. I pay 6 programmers to build it and 4 testers to make sure they don't cut TOO MANY corners. The likely scenario is that anyone who would pick up your book after reading the title will flip though it, laugh, and say "Amateur"

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 12:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

"This is why I employ almost as many 'QA Engineers' as programmers. I pay 6 programmers to build it and 4 testers to make sure they don't cut TOO MANY corners."

6 programmers / 4 testers, hahahahaha, you are a complete fraud.

E: And even with the fraud statement, you still had to say "too," hahahahhaahah!

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:06:43 ago (+0/-0)

Ok budy. Go write your book. If you think a 60/40 ratio between dev and qa is ridiculous then you are probably doing something silly like making roblox games.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 13:39:09 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe you should write tests and save money

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 15:15:44 ago (+1/-0)

One company I was at did hire a lot of kids out of highschool to just face-roll on the keyboard to see what happened. Turns out just banging on the keyboard found some bugs.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 15:09:03 ago (+0/-0)

I've spend 30+ years in professional development across multiple industries. Not once have I ever heard of 60/40. Maybe military and space is that way, but not 99% of the normal world. Go fuck off, you fucking moron / liar.

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:04:24 ago (+1/-2)

You already became niggers.