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submitted by UncleDoug to Hiddenlol 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 11:01:56 ago (+80/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 19 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 11:38:50 ago (+19/-0)

Even as a little kid I knew teachers were the losers of adulthood. They are put in charge of kids because they can't reach adult standards. I'm glad most of them are stressed out by feral niglets.

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 11 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 11:43:42 ago (+14/-3)

A crafty adult warned me early on: Those that can't, teach.

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:09:17 ago (+3/-0)

AGREED!
If you couldn't do anything,...you could always teach. It makes the stupid feel smart.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 20:39:31 ago (+3/-0)

That's the smartest thing I've ever seen you post. You must be a teacher.

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 22:18:25 ago (+1/-0)

Are you a wizard?

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 18:52:36 ago (+2/-0)

Actually had a professor trying to help me one time and found difficulty himself, self deprecatingly quip “well you know what they say that those that can’t do teach”. gotta respect that guy though doubt you would come across too many today like that

[ - ] Hobama 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 14:06:01 ago (+7/-0)

I had some very good and wise teachers. They werent doing it for the meager salary, they were all well off. The good ones that is. The majority if “teachers” were retards.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:51:25 ago (+6/-0)

The majority of teachers were retards.

It's more true than you know. There was a study some time back, in it they described jobs by IQ. Take a wild guess which one was lowest IQ.

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 16:13:57 ago (+3/-0)*

I love science. One of my science teachers in middle school was a woman, and a damn fine woman at that with big ol' knockers. I got boners just walking into her classroom. One day, she was teaching and claimed that if you put an object into a body of water, the amount of water displaced was equal to the weight of the object. This didn't seem logical at all and I looked around the room and nobody seemed to notice that what she was saying was wrong. I raised my hand and started debating with her and she was adamant in her belief. I gave an example of a cube of gold vs. a same-sized cube of aluminum, telling her both would sink to the bottom in the water, both would displace the same amount of water, but that clearly gold and aluminum have different weights for the same volume, and neither weight equaled that of the same volume of water. She didn't understand. She scolded me for questioning her, and the class snickered thinking I was the idiot. After realizing she was a retard with no critical thinking skills and shouldn't be teaching science, she was no longer sexy to me.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:22:44 ago (+1/-0)

I'm the same way when it comes to attractive women that I don't know. Working security with a big bank as a majority tenant, I've seen both some dumb and entitled shit by men and women. When I saw the attractive women they hired do some dumb or entitled shit, they weren't attractive anymore.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:45:48 ago (+0/-0)

Teachers are not the lowest. Garbagemen and janitors are the lowest, I’m sure. Then fast food workers and then maybe security guards.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 14:42:41 ago (+3/-0)

I had two or three genuinely good, caring teachers in high school but I stayed far the fuck away from public school and went to a place with a better environment for teachers but lower pay so it attracted teachers that cared more about the profession. Even then there were a few idiot teachers. Most teachers, especially the ones in public school when I was younger were retards.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:55:09 ago (+4/-0)

I had one guy who was retired NASA teaching math. Never really did figure out why he was doing it. Maybe he needed the money in retirement but IDK.

But at least he got a lot of respect based on him being clearly smarter and better educated than the other teachers.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:52:14 ago (+3/-0)

I gave them so much shit about the Holocaust unit (6 wks) that I almost got in trouble as a good student. At the time, I mainly just thought it was boring and irrelevant. But it pissed me off for some reason that I couldn't really nail down as (I think a 4th grader. That we were just obsessing I guess over this teacher's ancestors' supposed butthurt.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:23:26 ago (+1/-0)

Wait, you spent 6 weeks on the holohoax?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 11:18:20 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah in 4th grade. The school was focused around 6 week periods/units -- that's how often they issued grades, and they would theme the units sometimes. That's why I remember exactly how long it was. So in 4th grade, I had a kike jewess English teacher, and she taught the Holocaust for 6 weeks every year. She was a cunt, and all the students hated her. We had a Holocaust "survivor" visit, but this bitch acted like she WAS a Holocaust "survivor," and she was old enough, too. This was uh mid 1990s, so babies at the start of WW2 were as young as 50 then. It wasn't like today where they're all falling out of their wheelchairs.

I wasn't redpilled until many years later, but this annoyance with and suspicion of Holocaust studies stuck with me.

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 20:04:55 ago (+1/-0)*

You only need to be cognitively at the level of a 4th grader if you are a 3rd grade teacher. Puts it all in perspective

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 22:20:26 ago (+1/-0)

I used to know this kindergarten teacher in her twenties that would constantly talk like a child. Just out with other adults she would use baby words for things or talk in this annoying baby voice. I tried not to be around her if I didn't need to

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 21:32:49 ago (+1/-0)

"Those who can't do, teach."

[ - ] PostWallHelena 14 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 11:44:37 ago (+14/-0)

Probably fake and gay but made me laugh.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 14:20:30 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 18:51:10 ago (+1/-0)

Nope. See my comment in here. Busy rn

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:16:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, teachers don't know what based is.

[ - ] deleted 12 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 11:12:45 ago (+12/-0)

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[ - ] con77 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 11:59:36 ago (+10/-2)

God bless Kanye

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 17:05:44 ago (+1/-0)

Lol nigger lover and a kike lover imagine my shock

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 19:31:00 ago (+1/-0)

The kikes get to enjoy this multicultural utopia too. May as well enjoy the funny moments.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 18:50:09 ago (+6/-0)*

Oh, dude, subbing is great. I'm young enough these kids and I... Idk, we're "equals" in a sense but they'll listen to me because they know I'm not in a dick waving contest "respect mah authoritah" bullshit thing.

And let me tell ya, the amount of "Hitler was right" and "jew bad" memes and shit they'll say is downright hilarious.

Poker face game strong.

Though I did tell one kid outside of school I thought it was funny, buut I can't say too much because that's just how the USSA works. He's a good dude, figured if I was going to tell anyone it ought to be him.

It's weird, honestly. Subbing for 7th graders, these guys are only 10/9/8 years apart from me.... They're relatable but not. It's weird. Lol

Edit: I sub for 6th grade and up for the most part, just to clarify. Older kids are a loooot easier to manage when you got 20 of the bastards existing in the same room... They're okay.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:51:59 ago (+3/-0)

In one of his videos Jordan Peterson goes off on the Education faculties of universities. He make points about how the standards in these faculties are very low and that educators have put themselves in the position of getting to police themselves. The result being that whole generations of teachers have been 1. shit at educating, and 2. Marxist shills.

We all had teachers who made lasting impressions upon our lives. Individuals who not just had interesting and valuable nuggets of truth to impart but who also had moral character and would never entertain abusing their positions by placing personal opinions over knowledge. Unfortunately these teachers were rare.

But the majority of our teachers were guilty of just being bad at their jobs, either through incompetence or apathy or both. They put in their time, tolerated with barely hidden loathing their charges, and spent their summers off gleefully gloating that they only have to work 10 months a year.

And then there were a few who were fucking evil. Who'd take as much classtime as they could to undermine society or the institution they teach at or the parents or the students themselves. There was one I recall who taught grade 7 science who'd spend the whole class telling us shit from his aggrandized but ultimately sad little life. We loved it, of course, because we got to goof off but even then we understood just how much of a fuckhead this guy was. Years later I heard he was caught creeping on teenage girls but they couldn't fire him because the teacher union has so much power. That this fellow was allowed to remain in his position of power and influence over children is the most damning indication of a perverse and corrupt education system.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:29:11 ago (+0/-0)

I had a 3rd grade teacher that fucking terrorized me. She was evil, and I got confirmation on it during a very shitty day. Sky was puke green, and I fucking swear to god, practically every single time that cunt yelled at anyone for anything, there was thunder and lightning. I had to deal with her, other kids and my parents ruining my life, but that's unfortunately something my subconscious mind will never be able to block.

I unfortunately knew evil as a child. How do you process that?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:26:27 ago (+3/-0)

Comrade Teacher needs to be a lot more than terrified.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 14:33:26 ago (+3/-0)

Uber white pill, if true.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 18:51:44 ago (+0/-0)

It is.

[ - ] Nein 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 13:31:42 ago (+3/-0)

That's some high level stealth red pill distributor pretending to be a teacher. Well done

[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 17:06:37 ago (+0/-1)

That's a larping faggot who is probably still in high school

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 13:24:10 ago (+3/-0)

I agree with the teacher. Being terrified for screwing over brains of children in her care is worthy of serious backlash.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 19:54:15 ago (+2/-0)

God I fucking hate redditors. I especially hate the phrase "basic human decency." What a bullshit term.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 09:48:07 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck yeah, BAYYYYBEEEEEEE.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:07:45 ago (+2/-0)

These kids give me hope!

Fuck this idiot teacher

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 13:00:24 ago (+2/-0)

Actually this is a good approach to establishing a new narrative in defence of criticizing the hoax...doing it in a way that's sympathetic to the ✡️hoax allows for facts to be stated that seem to side with the parasites by ostensibly condemning the stated facts...(((they))) see it as pandering to the hoax in the form of a complaint but it's really a tactfully way of ridiculing the fictional account of the hoax.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:25:57 ago (+3/-0)

Yep. And that is exactly why I believe this is fake.
This was written more for people like us to read than for other libtard teachers.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:27:19 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like some people got a real education during the lockdowns.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 15:41:12 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe if you'd do your job instead of the students having to.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 14:41:42 ago (+2/-1)

Based zoomers will save us

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 13:40:52 ago (+1/-0)

I wish, its fake and gay (but maybe it was real in her mind) still a good laugh.

For some reason I pictured the interrupting students as black, but I doubt they are that redpilled or able to get those thoughts, not would they pay enough attention in class for a movie like Schindlers list.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 13:26:33 ago (+1/-0)

This is just an old person clinging to outdated values and terrified at the inevitable change to the status quo of the culture.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2023 06:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

Dumbfounded, stupid cunt. Learn a lesson or two from your students while you're at it.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:44:42 ago (+0/-0)

My brilliant kindergarden teacher (chain-smoking, ugly hag) told my parents that I was like retarded or something. Meanwhile I finished all of my assignments 20 minutes before all of the normies and scored perfectly most time.

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 21:32:38 ago (+0/-0)

They taught them to be pieces of shit and now they have to face the consequences of their actions.

[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 17:03:34 ago (+0/-1)

Right wing larp. The kids don't even know when wwii happened.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 23:34:46 ago (+0/-0)

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?!?

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 11:42:50 ago (+2/-3)

Yes... There is hope.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2023 18:54:02 ago (+0/-0)

mmhmm!