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China claims it has cloned three mutant SUPER COWS that can pump out 300 tons of milk & plans a herd of 1,000

submitted by shitface9000 to China 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 12:59:45 ago (+6/-1)     (www.the-sun.com)

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/7278665/china-clone-mutant-super-cows/



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[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 13:05:00 ago (+6/-0)

SUPER COWS can jump over the moon [which is flat]!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 14:55:45 ago (+4/-0)

That's how they get the cheese up there

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 13:42:50 ago (+3/-0)

China is mostly lactose intolerant and purports the ability to make copious quantities of milk to give everyone diarrhea.

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 14:01:19 ago (+3/-1)

Because Chinese have a lot of trouble saying diarrhea and it's extra funny.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 15:18:40 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 18:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

I bet Abby's Khazar milkers could shame those cows

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 15:20:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 15:23:22 ago (+0/-2)

God doesnt exist

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 15:29:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

nigger loving anti abortion christ cucks need to be stripped of citizenship and deported

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

leave now

no bitching out like you enemies of america who promised to leave when trump won in 16 either

once you leave you stay gone for good

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:47:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:48:14 ago (+0/-0)

those are your people

they love man on boy love or support it by proxy

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:49:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 2, 2023 16:49:57 ago (+0/-0)

nice try nigger lover

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 16:02:15 ago (+1/-1)

Yes he does.

I met him once.

He owns a bar called the meat rack in Tucson Arizona if i member correctly. Funny guy, ex marine, lots of stories, lots of laughs.

Drove a bright yellow yugo with huge brass balls hanging off the rear bumper. God is an Alpha Boomer kek

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 13:37:51 ago (+1/-0)

300 tons/how long¿ And how big are these cows? I need context.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 13:47:57 ago (+1/-0)

Thing is was going to ask. The media gives you some ridiculous stat with no frame of reference. It doesn’t mean anything.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 17:40:46 ago (+0/-0)

Its literally in the headline of the article if you open it, ya fucking retard.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 20:42:36 ago (+0/-0)

If it’s stupid I’m not going to read it.

[ - ] parrygrin 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 22:43:42 ago (+0/-0)

If only the commies could grow grass.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 18:50:05 ago (+0/-0)

Total bullshit unless they give more details. Fuck china. You can assume they are full of shit with anything they say.

Are these cows bigger? If yes then this is stupid because it adds danger, complexity, need for new equipment.

If not, then whats the nutritional content difference? Fat content? Surely it must be worse if the volume is 2x.

If its not worse then how much feed does the cow require? If its 2x then whats the point? Bigger headache.

Whats the overall health and life (milkable) expectancy?

Any one of these makes the whole thing moot.


[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 16:41:22 ago (+0/-0)

But that's not the marxist eat bugs and drink soy cult doctrine.

[ - ] BoomerChristCuckFinalForm 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2023 13:59:51 ago (+1/-1)

Classic Chinese BULLSHIT.

The three cloned cows births were announced this week.

They have not produced drop one of milk.