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Symptoms include a softening of the grey matter that results in accelerated wholehearted acceptance of blatant propaganda and fearmongering. In some cases they have found that the brain becomes so soft that it literally runs out of the victim's ears and coagulates into a spongy, spineless mass that continues to spout pro-vaxx slogans. These are often voted into public office or made administrators of public health policy.

Damn it, I wasn't fast enough.

Exactly, if you took the vax you're already well gone in that area.