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submitted by UncleDoug to clusterBbitches 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 09:54:28 ago (+31/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/bweoxi.mp4

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 23:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

Nobody cares about the gay light kit either.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 23:41:55 ago (+1/-0)

LOL patrolled that thot like a boss.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin -2 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 13:49:58 ago (+0/-2)

If you actually think that the pursuit of shallow materialistic pleasures is better than seeking out a meaningful relationship with a someone that you could build a life with then you are just as useless as that vapid cunt at the beginning of the video.

"Look at my motorcycle and the sparkly lights Oooooooo". Jesus fuck, are you 6?

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 19:49:45 ago (+1/-0)

But mines a Indian and I'd never put gaudy nigger lights on it!

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 23:41:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why look for completion in someone else? I'm content playing video games and watching anime, I don't care for someone to interrupt it. Imagine having all the time in the world for your hobbies.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 23:47:27 ago (+0/-0)

You won’t build a life with new age women like the one at the start of the video.
They are self absorbed, conceit eyed and demanding.
Being a good partner is asking yourself, what can I do to enrich my significant others life?

If she has a list of ultimatums and moving goalposts, you are chief entertainment officer for a juvenile.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 9 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 12:41:18 ago (+9/-0)

As soon as I get involved with a woman I feel like I'm sucked into her mess of a life. She can look great and seem to have it all together but as soon as I'm attached I discover what a mess she is. All she's been doing is looking for a guy to fix it up for her while she screeches and complains about nothing.

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 13:43:06 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:05:19 ago (+6/-0)

I can't tell you how many women kill it by texting constantly. Before it even begins they will text me hundreds, even thousands of times a day, an insane amount. Who the fuck has that much they need to say? When I tell them not to text that much they act offended and they don't think it's weird to spend the entire goddamn day texting. I've had women ask me when I wake up so they can start sending a text. Then they say it's too late or too early.

and women wonder why men disappear on them

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:09:33 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:15:00 ago (+4/-0)

It's not even that it's rude as fuck and annoying, but I instantly lose any attraction to her when I realize she's that much of a moron. I have less tolerance for shit though, maybe some guys will put up with it.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:17:22 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:16:37 ago (+4/-0)

and they will send multiple texts to say one thing. It's like someone poking you constantly throughout the day

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:20:09 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 12:04:21 ago (+1/-0)

Consoom.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 12:07:40 ago (+2/-0)

But, light kit, bro.

[ + ] usedoilanalysis

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 13:40:10 ago (+1/-0)

It was pretty cheap though.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 12:00:38 ago (+4/-0)*

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[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 12:09:26 ago (+4/-0)

Painfully accurate.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 12:42:10 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 13:24:30 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 23:33:04 ago (+1/-0)

A man whose eyes are open, good.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 30, 2023 11:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] MasklessTheGreat

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 13:41:29 ago (+2/-0)

I’m on the cusp of that very life change. Things are happening for me but only because I’m putting in the effort. I’ve never noticed social cues as a discussing fat body because you don’t get them. Now I think I’m getting them but need to start acting on them to find out if they really are that. My brain is still stuck thinking I’m the same as I was so I won’t let myself believe a 22 y/o blonde just shot me that look. Eventually I’ll have to shit or get off the pot. Self improvement is one step at a time.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:00:23 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ + ] MasklessTheGreat

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:21:31 ago (+0/-0)

I can’t live for what I might look back and think today might really be. The present is the only truth. The future doesn’t exist. I’m not going to live today based on what I may think 20 years from now. That’s the same as giving up. Fuck that.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:25:49 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ + ] MasklessTheGreat

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 14:38:39 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, always more than one way to skin a cat.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 13:45:22 ago (+0/-0)

This isn't necessarily good advice or the only possible outcome for young men. Life requires planning and a little experience to not end up a broken mess. Treat Buck's story as a warning not to shoot yourself in the foot early on so your proper adult life doesn't suck.

Now if an asteroid kills your kids and she has a mental break over it and joins a cult or some shit, I guess it's time to write that manifesto you've been putting off.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 13:47:29 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 15:05:01 ago (+0/-0)

Your wife will get old.

Duh. I've got an unfair head start on her. I recommend planning this out when choosing a wife.

You're probably reading...

I'm not offering advice to stop being a miserable fuck. Nothing will take back the incest that creates a diggernicks.

Your life...

This is correct. You're going to eat a bad meatball once in a while. But with some early planning and management, your silly blackpill globohomo scenarios go out the window.

Lets prove that last point. If you were right and I was wrong, ALL marriages would result in unhappy men and likely divorce. This is not the case, boys. Plan for your future.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 15:48:35 ago (+1/-1)*

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[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 15:54:49 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe, since you're saying 100% of marriages end in unhappy men and likely divorce.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 15:56:49 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 16:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, I'll allow bending the goal posts a bit and won't bring it up again.

I've never seen anything saying the majority of married men are unhappy. Constant unhappiness is very different than the occasional trial or tribulation or somehow becoming an old miser. You can be any of those things as a single man.

For every study showing unhappiness, more show the opposite to be true. Shared goals and responsibilities, companionship, and support all make life easier and happier. Stability and security is good for the average Joe's mental health. It's a shift in responsibilities with a lot of potential payoff.

I have to agree everyone is different and some can't be happy no matter what. It's unlikely your blanket statements for every average man are accurate. I think you would agree guys can improve their odds with proper planning versus knocking up some whore at 20.

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[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 19:59:51 ago (+0/-1)*

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[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 31, 2023 11:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

every

No, that's still hilariously wrong.

It sucks you're unhappy in your marriage. You admitted it. That's probably why you resort to name calling instead of listening to reason. Age could also be a factor.

Don't be a midwit faggot wishing ill on other goats. That's verifiably gay, studies aside.

Continue thread

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 16:00:07 ago (+0/-0)

One quick thing about the 45% failure rate for anyone reading along: That's marriages, not people. It takes 5 normal married couples to offset 1 guy like Trump or quad-divorced whore. Your odds of staying married are much better than a coin toss.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 16:01:05 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ + ] Teefinyomouf

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 21:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

What if he dies and she divorces you? There goes your whole life that you hated every minute of. lol

Except this is an accurate summation of life. You will not escape it unless you yourself have a sudden and premature death.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 21:51:25 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ + ] Teefinyomouf

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 30, 2023 03:07:20 ago (+0/-0)

Naivety. There is no easy way. Either you die young or you watch as everything you love turns to dust. You can't limit your downside by being risk-averse, so why limit your upside? Every path on earth ends in sorrow and death. This is inescapable.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsJan 31, 2023 04:57:52 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] con77 2 points 1.8 yearsJan 29, 2023 11:42:37 ago (+2/-0)

Stupid girl. You have to make yourself happy.