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FDA now allowing faggots to donate blood

submitted by Laputois to Faggots 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 01:43:06 ago (+8/-0)     (Faggots)

What could go wrong?


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[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 02:40:20 ago (+2/-0)

Nothing. They need fag blood so you don't notice that vaxxed blood is killing people. They can blame the gays in 3 years.

[ - ] Laputois [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 09:43:53 ago (+0/-0)

exactly

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 16:42:40 ago (+1/-0)

Thinking about two things:

1) Putting together a “medical directive” to enforce that I receive only blood from White unvaxxed heterosexuals. Wife is an attorney and says this is a legally binding document for “medical professionals”.

2) Putting a small tattoo on my chest directing people to the medical directive document as well as stating I should receive only unvaxxed blood.

Keep in mind I’m 51 years old, have no tattoos, and know very well about the “medical professionals” fuckery.

Thoughts?

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 18:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

Would love to hear about how this pans itself out.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 12:58:23 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 13:30:53 ago (+1/-0)

Not sure if it's possible to do this and I have been able to have my own blood drawn and used for surgical procedures in the past.

Have to take them at the word for whether they actually used it or not.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 18:12:15 ago (+2/-0)

You had your own blood drawn with the directive to use it for your own procedure?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 18:19:54 ago (+1/-0)

Correct.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 18:22:08 ago (+2/-0)

How long can they keep it?
And how long did you have to go in for to build up that stockpile?

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 28, 2023 18:36:10 ago (+1/-0)

It's been a long time, bro and, if I recall correctly, it happened over the course of a few weeks.

No idea as to the "how long can they keep it" question. It's probably more a matter of "how long *will* they keep it for you" vs. "how long will it keep".