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Defibrillator mania has arrived ..

submitted by ParnellsUprising to whatever 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:26:20 ago (+18/-0)     (whatever)

Just going through recent headlines, and you see that they are ramping this shit up:

City adds defibrillators to 4 Las Vegas parks

https://www.fox5vegas.com/2023/01/18/city-las-vegas-adds-defibrillators-four-city-parks/

Florida State University Receives 51 New Defibrillators – Encourages the Campus

Community to Get “Regular Heart Screenings”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/10/florida-state-university-receives-51-new-defibrillators-encourages-campus-community-get-regular-heart-screenings/

Safety experts urge community defibrillators, CPR training for cardiac emergencies

https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2023/01/04/defibrillators-cardiac-arrest-youth-sports/7611672845774/

Drone-delivered defibrillators may help save cardiac arrest patients

https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2021/08/30/cardiac-arrest-drone-savior/1171630336688/

New Normal: Gloucester, England Installs New Defibrillators Around City

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/10/new-normal-gloucester-england-installs-new-defibrillators-around-city/

Of course, then you get the liberal rags trying to play this off as completely normal...

Defibrillators in telephone booths long preceded COVID

https://mynorthwest.com/3783940/defibrillators-in-telephone-booths-long-preceded-covid/


Ask yourself, why would this become such an issue so suddenly?


14 comments block


[ - ] prominent_proboscis 10 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 10:18:24 ago (+10/-0)

niggers will be using them as weapons and play things. i’m looking forward to the videos.

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 11:54:55 ago (+3/-0)

We be defibuhlatin' and sheeeit.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 12:30:44 ago (+3/-0)

TicTak challenge incoming!

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 12:46:08 ago (+0/-0)

fukn A!

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:46:47 ago (+2/-0)

Interesting how so many places started putting up public defibrillators back around 2015 or so. Was that all part of pre-plandemic planning? Or just a good idea at the time that's now more necessary because of incompetence/depopulation with the jabs?

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 10:29:07 ago (+3/-0)

High schools in Wisconsin had them since 2004. It's a good idea to have them, now its more of a required device due to "safe and effective science".

The real trick is ensuring they are charged and still functional when they're needed.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 15:19:47 ago (+1/-0)

The real trick is ensuring they are charged and still functional when they're needed.

I'm sure the retarded nigger with a philosophy degree they pay $15/hr will ensure that they are functioning properly.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 10:43:11 ago (+1/-0)

I have had AED training and they are at most of the places I worked at in NYC.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 10:02:38 ago (+1/-0)

#BAFFLED

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:38:24 ago (+1/-0)

soon: every household needs one...

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 14:32:00 ago (+0/-0)

Dude this is crazy I just saw a machine in the DFW airport that teaches people cpr and has signs for heart attacks etc..

Wtf

[ - ] Misanthroat 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 14:12:07 ago (+0/-0)

They've been slowly adding them to high school gyms since the school year started. I pointed out the one at my daughter's school to my wife.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

I just ol' Greg Wiggle do a lengthy tik tok on this.