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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:28:52 ago (+4/-0)

The website ended up traping me and not letting me back out so fuck that website but at the same time is this bullshit? It sounded legit was written well but smells of utter bullshit then the website turned out to be shit and tried to lock me in fuck that

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 11:40:00 ago (+3/-0)*

If you stop observing the website, you can teleport out.

Just like Dorothy, close your eyes, click your heels, and chant. Teleportation. You need special red shoes made from queen atta ants.

On a serious note, I too got stuck and when I held down the back button the tab history indicated the last 50 or so visits were to that website, which clearly is some fuckery. Also when travelling backword suddenly adblock kicked in and started blocking the whole website saying an element was on easylist.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:34:26 ago (+3/-0)

There is no film of this teleportation?

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 11:12:12 ago (+1/-0)

The article said that they had to shut off the cameras for it to happen. I think theyre trying to make it seem like some quantum entanglement bullshit, like if someone is observing it wont happen.

No sources, No universities referenced, just some guy named Dr. X. Forrest. Pretty Stupid.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 11:53:35 ago (+0/-0)

I tried to read through it, I guess I missed it. The weird broken english made it hard to read and I ended up scanning it.

Yeah, that's a pretty sketchy excuse.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:59:11 ago (+1/-0)

Too fantastical to believe.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 11:55:03 ago (+0/-0)*

The older I get the more I realize the unbelievably fantastical often is reality. Take, for example, the current world genocide in progress. Quantum computers, time crystals, Blithering Biden the pedo as president.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 15:56:56 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but that’s stupid shit we’re doing or have done to ourselves. Except for ‘time crystals’… dunno about that.

The idea that an ant can teleport itself and it’s coconut sized house, sounds absurd. What happened to the dirt that occupied the space where the queens chamber appears? How do the other ants relocate her to feed her? She’s stuck in there.

This ability of instant escape hasn’t helped all the mounds I’ve poisoned to death. I suspect these ‘researchers’ were Africans, and they think this is animal magic.

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:41:57 ago (+1/-0)

Dial must be here, because that's fake and gay.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:27:42 ago (+1/-0)

tldr?

She is instantly capable disappear from the bunker when the anthill is threatened. The researchers were able to establish that disappearing from the main bunker, the uterus in some strange way appears in another, moreover, located at a distance of tens of meters from the metropolis.

sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledygook

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:51:13 ago (+2/-0)

AI

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 09:04:31 ago (+1/-0)

Wtf

[ - ] headfire 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 26, 2023 01:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

OP needs to take that shitshow spammy scam-trash website back to fucking GeoCities.

Garbage.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 16:29:28 ago (+0/-0)

This article was made for old people with sclerosis. Did i already say sclerosis?
Anyway, it's not written by a human.

[ - ] Just_me 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 25, 2023 08:53:43 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting read