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Discount cremation billboards

submitted by WhiteGoat to TellUpgoat 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:04:59 ago (+11/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I saw 3 of them on a 2 hour trip. I'd never seen one ever before last year. Honk honk


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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:28:02 ago (+4/-0)

They need to use 1940s era German crematorium they can make 6 million bodies dissapear really easy and do it while fighting a life or death 2 front war

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:39:27 ago (+2/-0)

With broken supply lines and dwindling resources.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:52:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 11:04:33 ago (+0/-0)

lack of fuel just makes them burn hotter lolz

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 15:59:24 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 16:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

Possibly, but remember the soaring energy costs as you're making your business plan. What if you specialized? Maybe organic-wood-fired cremations for the 'natural' crowd?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 16:32:48 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 18:27:05 ago (+1/-0)

jews already cornered the sand market.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 02:16:29 ago (+0/-0)

Know what it takes to cremate bodies? Energy.
Know what's real expensive right now? Energy.

If you can come up with a way of generating electricity and/or heating peoples homes by burning corpses, you might be on to something.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 23, 2023 05:42:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anothergoatinthewall 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 20:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

I remember seeing my first about 20 years ago, pretty sure it was St Louis, MO as I was driving back home (west).

Nothing new here...

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 22, 2023 17:42:12 ago (+0/-0)

Discount cremation. jews only