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Pigeon Chess

submitted by UncleDoug to flatearth 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 22:56:11 ago (+8/-2)     (u.smutty.horse)

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@McNasty


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[ - ] calx 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 23:03:29 ago (+8/-0)

There is no Earth. It is your mind that is flat.

[ - ] McNasty 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 23:27:58 ago (+4/-2)

I feel good. Uncledoug is probably the coolest guy on voat. And he's making posts about me. It's a dream come true. I made the big time.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:14:30 ago (+3/-0)

Congrats! You're a legend in your own mind!!

[ - ] McNasty 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:16:08 ago (+2/-1)

No. I can't make me a legend. Only unkydugy can.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:36:31 ago (+2/-0)

He's top tier. It's good you're thanking him considering your condition.

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:37:47 ago (+1/-1)

He's the coolest kike you faggs have.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:43:06 ago (+2/-0)

He's a fucking boss

[ - ] McNasty -1 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:44:57 ago (+0/-1)

Don't you call those guys "rabbi?"

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:54:04 ago (+1/-0)

Not rabbit, pigeon. Talking to you is like playing chess with a pigeon.

[ - ] McNasty -1 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 02:01:55 ago (+0/-1)

Sure thing jew. You're a fuckin poser. You embrace ideologies given to you by the same faggots that said 6 million jews died. You're a dumb poser faggot.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 02:08:46 ago (+1/-0)

Oh no!

[ - ] McNasty -1 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 02:16:58 ago (+0/-1)

Whatever. You're just a bitch anyway. Probably got herpes from your rabbi sucking your little baby dick.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 00:48:33 ago (+2/-0)

Well shit, that actually makes sense.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:47:13 ago (+4/-0)

Science deniers.. the irony of that fucking statement.

So the science is settled? It I'd 100% a fact the earth is a globe going 65,000 thousand miles an hour into nothing in infinite space while spinning about 1800 miles and hour around and wobbling just enough to change seasons with a moon 237,000 miles away spining at exactly the right speed or not spinning to always be facing the earth and even though it is 237,000 miles away the weak as force of gravity from that distance can move trillions of tons of water in tidal movements but I can easily jump up away from this gravity but if you go higher like up mount everest you never get lighter but some magical barrier up you become weightless like in the space station you can space walk and shit in a vacuum that's perfect in cloth space suits or something.


But ya Neil da nigger Tyson told you all this is real and his agent shchlomo goldberstein levonstein who works for CAA makes sure all the nasa people say the right thing

The science is settle lol

Science doesn't work that way

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 05:22:15 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 05:50:55 ago (+3/-0)

"Science denier" makes no sense. Science is a process, not a result.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 10:23:18 ago (+2/-0)*

"Chicken playing checkers" is the version I knew of; never heard of "pigeon chess."

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 15:53:57 ago (+1/-0)

The first time I heard of the phrase about pigeons and chess it was Vladimir Putin talking about negotiating with Obama. Said it was like explaining things to an idiot, who then behaved like a pigeon playing chess, knocking over all of the pieces, shitting all over the board, and then strutting around like he'd just accomplished something.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:35:15 ago (+2/-0)

This meme feels incredibly accurate

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 04:23:28 ago (+1/-0)

Well who created the singularity before the big bang? It's easier to believe in an creator who came from nothing than a universe that came from nothing. Check mate.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 05:48:29 ago (+0/-0)

Try to imagine nothingness. Whatever your mind produces when you think about that, now try to remove that, too. Whatever you are left with after you removed that, remove this too. Etc. etc. etc.

Nothingness is a huge paradox. So huge that it went BOOOM and that gave us the universe.

Your welcome.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 09:16:10 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. No.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 03:42:07 ago (+1/-0)*

"The term originates from and Amazon.com book review."

Does not link the book or the review link.

Also, it is an "Internet lexicon." Hmm, never heard it before this very progressive post.

E: Here is the real definition of "pidgeon chess," and it is exactly like arguing with you:

https://i.imgflip.com/34fhiz.jpg

E2: The drunken softie is coming out. I know you are smart UD, cheers!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 23:40:29 ago (+1/-0)

Troofs.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 02:42:41 ago (+0/-0)

"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution...

Or debating evolutionists on the topic of evolution for that matter.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:39:24 ago (+0/-0)

Try debating muh science people on masks. Vaccines. Anthropology or standard model.

Just as dogmatic as creationists just far less mature

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:54:29 ago (+0/-0)

Try debating muh science people on masks.

Muh science people (actual science people and not the media or NPC) were even considering removing face masks as a requirement for surgery due to their lack of effectiveness.

Surgeons already use Hibiclens and the chance of contamination from not using masks showed no increase in the incidence of wound infection.

Vaccines. Anthropology or standard model.

Care to elaborate? Are you inferring Social-Cultural Anthropology as a result of media scare tactics?

Vaccines have also been proven to reduce infant mortality, somewhat considerably so. Calling the mRNA covid-19 a vaccination is disingenuous at best.

With that kind of logic I can stipulate that someone that is lactose intolerant can drink the milk if I call it juice, then ban all juice products because all juice "be big bad".

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 01:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

I debated creationists before retards were even born.

Polite. Reasonable. Decent folk.

Pigeon chess? Not creationists.

That shit came later with leftists who unlike Christians weren't raised to be civil

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 23:45:04 ago (+0/-0)

Ignorant, willfully stupid, narcissistic and proud of it...only a low IQ worm would come up with such a shallow bland comparison and the clowns really do believe that they are smarter....that makes them look more dumb.

[ - ] gaybeeye 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 23:09:00 ago (+1/-1)

[ - ] McNasty 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 23:01:38 ago (+2/-2)*

Cool. It's like you're supper smart. I dig it.

Might as well see what got ol Uncledoug butt-hurt.
https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=63c9f10b6c278