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Voat doesn't load up in Netscape in Windows95 Fix this please.

submitted by Monica to TalkDev 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 21:07:22 ago (+41/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Kozel 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 21:15:05 ago (+4/-1)

guess you gotta wait for borealis navigator

https://binaryoutcast.com/projects/borealis/

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 07:56:42 ago (+1/-0)

Vaporware is best software.

[ - ] chrimony 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 21:18:33 ago (+5/-0)

Have you tried upgrading to Win98?

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 21:37:20 ago (+3/-0)

MS BOB is better

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 21:19:38 ago (+1/-0)

L9l

[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 21:36:50 ago (+12/-0)

[ - ] v0atmage 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 21:51:02 ago (+4/-0)

Don't worry, I think it works fine with lynx: https://lynx.invisible-island.net/

[ - ] Master_Foo 9 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 22:26:43 ago (+9/-0)

[ - ] rhy 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 22:32:53 ago (+5/-0)

And I thought I was a nerd!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 12:03:47 ago (+1/-0)

No, I'm pretty sure you're more of a doofus.

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 12:44:51 ago (+1/-0)

Just that small interaction, man. Truly was the time. Young, White men, learning how to build things and communities. The world was different, at least for us, at that time.

And to see what we've now become.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 13:27:30 ago (+0/-0)

And now 'Idiocracy' is an optimistic, best-case scenario.

[ - ] v0atmage 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 22:49:16 ago (+5/-0)

Voat almost looks better in ascii form!

[ - ] Master_Foo 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 23:04:46 ago (+5/-0)

Night mode is on by default.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 22:40:56 ago (+1/-0)

No shit.

[ - ] MrPancake 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 10:41:34 ago (+3/-0)

I used to use Lynx to search Voat.co at Work. It was hard to explain N.I.G.G.E.R. on the front page of a website if someone walked by.

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 4, 2023 08:34:06 ago (+0/-0)

I will be adding that to my Linux build.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 22:08:58 ago (+5/-0)

Lol I should put together a w95 vm complete with winamp and some flying toasters Screensaver

[ - ] oyveyo 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 23:45:46 ago (+6/-0)

it really whips the llama's ass

[ - ] SecretHitler 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 00:56:34 ago (+6/-0)

I can hear it when I read the words

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 04:36:07 ago (+1/-0)

Baaaaaa, baaa, baaaaaaaaaaa!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 00:59:11 ago (+3/-0)

Play some Doom or Diablo on it.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 02:02:16 ago (+5/-0)

No I'm playing Wolfenstein 3D as soon as I can find a mod that let's you fight for the good guys.

Also Star Control 2 for some intergalactic race war complete with a jew-frog parasite, some gullible and depressed aliens who refuse to take off the damn mask, and a violent race that got fucked over by the jew-frog and is taking it out on us.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 02:39:57 ago (+2/-0)

+1 Star Con 2

But use the money cheat otherwise becomes too laborious.

[ - ] oyveyo 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 03:01:44 ago (+5/-0)

But use the money cheat otherwise becomes too laborious.

Found the jew!

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 03:17:59 ago (+2/-0)

Can't do it I love the planet music too much

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 09:45:27 ago (+0/-0)

But does it run crysis?

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 22:39:51 ago (+1/-0)

I have a WFWG 3.11 VM.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 00:58:53 ago (+0/-0)

Very nice

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 12:26:36 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking winamp. Bringing me back.

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 4, 2023 08:31:59 ago (+0/-0)

You really should! Sorry I didn't check this post for 2 months.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 22:14:18 ago (+3/-0)

It doesn't load in webexplorer on OS/2 Warp either.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 23:09:40 ago (+2/-0)

Real Voat actually would, and ran fairly decently.

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 23:44:24 ago (+2/-0)

delete system32 folder

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 09:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

Duhhhhhhh reeelz frfr 💯 ansuh

[ - ] autotic 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 00:22:15 ago (+3/-0)

It requires Netscape 4 and you have to enable Java applets.

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 4, 2023 08:35:19 ago (+0/-0)

I'll check this out. Thanks!

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 01:16:55 ago (+3/-0)

I miss Netscape. It was a better world then

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 02:41:07 ago (+1/-0)

Crazy how html changes so much.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 04:52:46 ago (+2/-0)

In 1995, I was graduating college. One of my last classes had us make a website. All it supported was text, images, links, and submitting data by email (I think that was it). I thought, this isn't going anywhere. I'm going to be an PC application developer. Which I did for seven years. Now I am a web developer. Go figure.

So, be glad it changed at least a little bit. Or a lot.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 03:44:56 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 04:43:58 ago (+1/-0)*

I remember when there was some ivory-tower, wannabe-tech, superior-esque fags stating some popular argument that if your site doesn't work without JavaScript, you should just shut your site down. And this was around mid 2000s. How about you shut your browser's JS off and fuck off from my site?

E: These are probably the same folks touting faggot frameworks now for non-demo sites.

[ - ] herbert_west 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 04:56:53 ago (+0/-0)

Just use the Gopher version.

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 4, 2023 08:41:22 ago (+0/-0)

I'll try that. Sorry for the late reply.

[ - ] Version6 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 08:59:24 ago (+0/-0)

Try dillo for dos maybe?

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 09:24:07 ago (+0/-0)

Years ago I was aquiring 386 and 486 machines from a recycler. I would repair, replace and upgrade the machines and sell them to niggers with Win3.1 installed. Got a call from one of the buyers who said the machine did not work after having it for a week. When I checked it out the Volume drive had been renamed "Jamal" and Windows could not find the operating system. Most of these sales were through word of mouth within the nigger community. I preloaded a rather diverse library of games and software but the niggers would come across something and share it. Somehow they loaded a nasty virus. Fortunately it was bad enough that it was not widely shared as it would rewrite the hard disk with all zeros. None of the virus packages availible at the time would quarantine it or even identify it. I managed to isolate it and kept it in my box of goodies for a few years.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 09:48:13 ago (+1/-0)

When I checked it out the Volume drive had been renamed "Jamal"

Bullshit nog wouldn't know how to rename drive.

Best they'd know how to do is have 15 folders named "new folder"

Ays caint fynduhhhhhhh fyyyle!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 19, 2023 09:44:35 ago (+1/-0)

Try talk.lolz