You know you are getting old when you have to switch to "your wife" jokes instead of "your mom" jokes. - Upgoat

You know you are getting old when you have to switch to "your wife" jokes instead of "your mom" jokes.
submitted by deleted to funny 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 14:43:50 ago (+8/-1) (funny)

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[ - ] SecretHitler 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 14:50:55 ago (+8/-0)

Not true. Just make the joke about paul_neri's mom she has no standards whatsoever.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 22:17:12 ago (+1/-0)

Can confirm, I remember seeing the videos neri posted with his mom in the attic they filmed on fathers day

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 19:08:14 ago (+1/-0)

Huh.
@diggernicks can do both in the same Joke!

[ - ] JewChipper [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 19:48:55 ago (+1/-0)

He can suck his own pencildick too!! Like a dawg!!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 11:18:27 ago (+0/-0)

This guy knows about sex with dogs

I trust his judgement

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 20, 2023 11:17:54 ago (+0/-0)

Moms dead

Never been married

How pathetic your life must be to be this obsessed with me

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 19:08:16 ago (+2/-0)

One sounds like a douchebag making "your mom" jokes past the age of 25.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 22:36:13 ago (+1/-0)

My dog would be pissed.