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I figured out what's been causing all the sudden deaths, and it's NOT THE VACCINE!!!

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2023 23:16:38 ago (+41/-1)     (whatever)

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[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2023 23:21:34 ago (+9/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2023 23:25:58 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 00:02:32 ago (+5/-0)

Bruh everyone has watched it. It’s like folklore, nothing to beat yourself up about

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 02:40:29 ago (+3/-0)

Bruh everyone has watched it.
I haven't. That's all.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:26:05 ago (+0/-0)

Liar
hehe

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 02:22:07 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:26:27 ago (+0/-0)

They are lying

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 01:39:02 ago (+1/-0)

The first few episodes are pretty good, before they add infinite plot twists. The concept is cool.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 08:34:14 ago (+0/-0)

I'd say the whole first season was pretty okay; it was fairly straightforward. L's replacements were a whiny edgelord and an autistic manlet.

[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 00:30:53 ago (+5/-0)

The one chick passing out was the "too much science" meme from like 5-10 years before the shots.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 00:43:25 ago (+4/-0)

climate change

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 13, 2023 23:42:05 ago (+4/-2)

anime faggotry

[ - ] JuanchoTalarga 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 03:11:41 ago (+0/-0)

says the big nosed tranny. go back faggot ywnbaw

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 01:45:10 ago (+2/-0)

If I had one of these there would be so many pages of Greenblatts and Rosenbergs and Cohens and Silversteins....

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 00:04:40 ago (+1/-0)

Good embedding, but I was taken aback by how many people collapsed. I wonder if there’s any data on how many people collapsed on live tv pre-2021

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 00:36:27 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:25:13 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder what gibberish they are using to explain the proliferation of this geez

[ - ] mainstreamsneeze 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 08:27:46 ago (+1/-0)

Tommy Cooper died of a hearth attack on live TV in 1984, and it was on every video related to top shocking TV moments.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 15, 2023 18:23:13 ago (+0/-0)

So like one in 1984 (lol) and one in 2016 Carl mentions above? Wow, that’s like basically nothing!

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 01:01:06 ago (+1/-0)

It's some kind of MORTALITY MARK!

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 01:21:39 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, the things one could do with such a notebook...

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 05:00:45 ago (+0/-0)

WHAT IS THIS CARTOON SHIT?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 08:39:16 ago (+1/-0)

Death note. Demon thing intentionally drops a notebook of death on earth because he's bored, and wants to see what a person would do with it.

Sociopathic kid finds it, develops a god complex, and starts writing the names of people- starting with criminals, into it. Unless the time and cause of death are specified in writing, the default method of death is a heart attack in 60 seconds.

He gets too cocky, autists figure it out, and the police shoot the fuck out of him. The end. No need to watch it.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 09:15:14 ago (+0/-0)

If the other person's explanation wasn't clear, the notebook lets you right any name in it and they die. To avoid killing every one with the same name you have to know what they look like and visualize their face as you write the name. So a senior in high school is given the ability to kill anyone with just a name and a face.

[ - ] 2017Fallout 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 05:09:13 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting that most anchors are women on the clip.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 09:05:40 ago (+0/-0)

women invaded it, just as all the rest

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 08:58:57 ago (+0/-0)

No one thought it was funny at all when I suggested that Hillary has a Death Note. I think it's hilarious.

Interesting to note that Covid was a DOD plan since Obama days. Had Hillary won the election against Donald Trump it may have deployed sooner and she really would be Killary.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 09:04:04 ago (+0/-0)

anything what you want, but definitely not the vaccine

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 10:25:18 ago (+0/-0)

Getting in front of a camera is hard.