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Go Be A Nigger Somewhere Else

submitted by Wolfspider to funny 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:48:58 ago (+66/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/4drref.mp4



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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 14 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:26:58 ago (+14/-0)

As angry as he clearly is, you can see the joy in his eyes. I wish I could have the opportunity to do this. I might open a shop in a shitty area, just so there's a chance that one day I get to hose a nigger like it was the 60's again

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:58:00 ago (+6/-0)

Why fuck around?...hook up a hose to the fire hydrant

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:47:07 ago (+2/-0)

You'd take that fuckers head off.

[ - ] Barfcock19 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:22:26 ago (+3/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:59:46 ago (+0/-0)

...wash the blood into the drain and nobody will ever know.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:57:41 ago (+4/-0)

Downtown shops and restaurants should be doing this by default. They're already struggling from the fact that rent is high, as is crime. The very least they can try to do is remove the vermin causing the safety issues, since the police is utterly useless in this regard.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:16:53 ago (+1/-0)

See the police arn't utterly useless at making sure no one takes their job. They are unionized after all.

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 05:33:47 ago (+2/-0)

That's the wrong way to get rid of niggers. Watering them will just make them grow larger.

[ - ] Ironcrusader88 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 11:36:23 ago (+0/-0)

And smellier

[ - ] Laputois 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:42:33 ago (+3/-0)

I thought this was a callout to Blumen4ailles

[ - ] RomanSalute 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 17:35:06 ago (+1/-0)

go be a nigger somewhere else

Solid MM reference

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:17:55 ago (+3/-0)

The way he's posing all relaxed 😂

"Casual racism"

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:34:07 ago (+2/-0)

As usual he's just cleaning the feces from the sidewalk.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:43:33 ago (+2/-1)*

I was a homeless art student for two months in New York City in 92’. The city condemned the building I was living in because the Jew owner wasn’t paying fines. I wasn’t too upset, because I had a motor to earn and a spacious Pontiac Fiero to sleep in. For people that have a bit of bad luck, being homeless is a dive you can pull out of. If you’re mentally ill, you’re fucked. No one is going to help you and you can’t help yourself. If you’re a homeless junkie or booze hound or just an unemployable asshole, then you should be killed. Met plenty of those.

Today, I’m a god damned millionaire. Being homeless was an adventure because I knew it wouldn’t last. I could have called my parents in Texas and my money trouble would have been over. But I didn’t think it was so dire to seek a handout. I wish I had never sold that Fiero. Ah, the memories..

[ - ] beece 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 19:33:18 ago (+4/-0)*

Similar story here, dad died, the rest of us struggled. One time, the welfare people showed up on the doorstep as some "concerned citizen" had reported us. Mom went mama bear as hard as I'd ever seen and screamed them right back down off of the porch with vile threats. They never came back. The tent for the family came later. My brothers and I running in the woods like wild children. So much fucking fun.

Brothers and I are all super successful now. The secret, if anyone gives a rats ass, is that she read to us nightly. There were a few nights where the dog bowl froze and we doubled up in the sleeping bags early for warmth that we didn't read. Otherwise, Coleman lantern and a book at days end. When we got older we took turns reading.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:02:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:21:32 ago (+0/-0)

I animated characters in video games from 94 to 2010. Then me and a few friends started our own studio.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

Nice. Was thinking it might be fun making a video game. Had some fun messing around in RPG maker and some GODOT stuff.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 19:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

AYO I NEED U TO DO SOME PRO BONER WORK WHERE U ANIMATE MY DICK AS THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THE GAME AND HE ATTACK MUHFUCKAS IN NYC N SHIT

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 20:34:00 ago (+0/-0)

Do you want them to walk with their balls? Or hop around?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 20:35:35 ago (+0/-0)

AYO THAT SHIT SOUND FIYAH WITH DEEZ BIG OL NUTZ BEING LEGS SON

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 20:36:22 ago (+0/-0)

MAKE MY DICK CLIMB THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING N CURL AROUND A BITCH LIKE KING KONGS ARM

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:24:32 ago (+1/-0)

What we need is a state that is just homeless people. Then the homeless won't be a nucence to others. California, Oregon, Washington are getting there. If we consolidate them all in Oregon then you might get there.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:16:55 ago (+1/-0)

The bad thing is he doesn't own the sidewalk and probably has no legal right nor protection to force someone to move.

I do hope history goes full circle on water hoses and niggers.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:01:34 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 17:28:15 ago (+4/-0)

We need a return of policing by communities. We didn't need police for the vast majority of history, the local lads would take care of the trash.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:56:43 ago (+1/-0)

technically assault, hope he isn't in a Soros DA city.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 15:40:37 ago (+0/-0)

It's San Francisco.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 03:39:21 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck that. Help people. Fuck anyone who disagrees.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 19:32:13 ago (+0/-0)

I am for it, but maybe not on a woman who is sad and sitting down. Please hose aggressive panhandling drug addicts who break your customer’s balls and stand in front of the doors, though. In Midtown Manhattan, any 7-11, McDonald’s, Wendy’s, etc without Security will have niggers doing that terrible doorman hustle in front. Sitting on the curb and babbling to yourself is relatively tame compared to that imposition.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 21:23:09 ago (+1/-0)

sad niggers get the hose too. throw your empathy out the window.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:59:53 ago (+0/-0)

I wish it were as easy as just washing the nigger away.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:20:56 ago (+0/-0)

I feel like poison darts would be a pretty cool thing to have in minecraft.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:17:07 ago (+0/-0)

Who’s the midget he’s spraying?

[ - ] Scyber -3 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:03:16 ago (+0/-3)

The same thing happened in my city last summer between a coffee shop owner and an elderly homeless lady who was just loitering outside for the afternoon (and asking customers for change). Owner came out and hosed her down and the city's subreddit, Facebook/IG/TT and all social media got together to shame the fuck out of the owner to the point that he had to close that specific coffee shop at the beginning of December and went online to shame the people who shamed him and said that they caused a local business to shut down and 13 people to lose their jobs, all before Christmas.

The lady that got hosed ended up in a halfway house for mentally ill people and the city raised about $8k on gofundme for her to restart her life.

Hopefully the rich people in San Francisco will do the same thing for this lady and raise at least 10 times more for her.