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Satanists now have to be vaccinated and wear N-95, KN-95 or disposable surgical masks

submitted by mxcviel to WeirdNews 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 07:21:49 ago (+55/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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They will have the largest Satanic gathering in history, in Boston on end of April this year, and they are required to wear masks and show proof of a COVID-19 vaccination.

"Attendees must wear an N-95, KN-95, or disposable surgical mask," the temple said on its site. "Gaiters, bandanas, and cloth masks will not be allowed."

https://www.foxnews.com/us/satanic-temple-dedicating-largest-satanic-gathering-history-boston-mayor-will-require-masks
https://twitter.com/satanic_temple_/status/1608909140167983104


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[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 18:29:48 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck'em

[ - ] mxcviel [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 4, 2023 18:51:34 ago (+0/-0)

yeah :)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 20 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 07:36:52 ago (+20/-0)

What a bunch of faggots.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2023 00:24:06 ago (+0/-0)

required to wear masks and show proof of a COVID-19 vaccination.

Whatever happened to, “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.” ?

Hmmm... Shows a certain lack of "faith", don't you think?

[ - ] forgetsu 12 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 09:42:28 ago (+12/-0)

Satancon is going to be a bunch of green-haired fat-assed cock-suckers with black-rimmed reading glasses and 5-syllable pronouns. A pretty accurate depiction of hell, really.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:51:23 ago (+2/-0)

Did you think people that follow a looser would look like a leader?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 13:09:17 ago (+1/-0)

No doubt with large noses and small hats as well.

[ - ] CMajor 10 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 09:05:36 ago (+10/-0)

Do as thou wilt, eh?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:21:43 ago (+9/-0)

This is what turned me away from all the 'alternative' subcultures that used to be such a big part of my life when I was younger (Not Satanism). They have shown themselves to be sniveling suckups to the mainstream. They are worse than the most normie shit. Stop pretending, faggots.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:40:54 ago (+0/-0)

It's because they got infiltrated - the "current thing" reaction has been a long time in the making

[ - ] scoopadoop 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:46:44 ago (+0/-0)

infiltratd? they were always part of the synagogue of satan.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:52:16 ago (+0/-0)

Called out a bitch to their face the other day for exactly this.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:05:15 ago (+0/-0)

Granted, there has always been an undercurrent of cowardice in a lot of those subcultures; people who are hey guys, this is actually pretty scary/loud/offensive why don't we tone it down a bit? or Why don't we fag it up a little or add some mainstream jew values but those never lasted too long. Now a lot have gone full on homosexual pedophile leftist

I used to be part of the punk scene and just look at Henry Rollins. Holy fuck, what a closested buttfucking queermo

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:40:19 ago (+0/-0)

yea but I miss goth girl cleavage and wearing JNCO jeans. Shit was comfortable. Bring back the 90's

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 22:51:39 ago (+0/-0)

Counter culture is almost always controlled opposition.

[ - ] GeneralDisposition 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:02:59 ago (+5/-0)

But. But. GOD isn't real! Lmao. Atheism is a pronoun for dummb.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:03:07 ago (+2/-0)

These faggots are even worse than the christcucks.

At least you don't have to be jabbed and wear a mask to go to church.

I hope some faggots get the jab just to go to this thing, and end up with a case of suddenly later on.

[ - ] germ22 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 08:27:53 ago (+2/-0)

Special thanks to the mayor did make me chuckle.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 09:50:32 ago (+3/-0)

This is good... Ain't no ownership on SATAN. ...no trademarking it.
Anyone can don the moniker and cleave unto a politician or cause...

SATANOLOGY CELEBRATES PRIDE ASS LOVE
With special thanks to Portland Governor Kotex

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:10:54 ago (+3/-0)

Nice.

SATANOLOGY CELEBRATES THE RELEASE OF MICROSOFT WINDOWS 12
With special thanks to Portland Governor Kotex

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 08:08:57 ago (+2/-0)

Trust the science!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:58:12 ago (+1/-0)

They see the vax as the work of Satan. They’re trying to earn brownie points for their time in hell. They hope to be management but they will all be assigned to work a furry phone sex line for all of eternity. Say what you will about Satan; he has a sense of humor.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:28:32 ago (+1/-0)

Good i hope they also get their boosters too

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 14:27:08 ago (+1/-0)

Nice to know that Satanists are keen to keep everyone safe.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:47:52 ago (+1/-0)

Fantastic. Come on lefty loon satanists you can do better!! I'm rootin for ya!! If you haven't gotten your 8th booster,... Shame on you!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:33:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] JoesLegHair 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:33:32 ago (+1/-0)

People into Satanism tend to be the biggest spazes in the world.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 12:33:32 ago (+2/-0)

We need a virgin Satanist vs the Chad Kabbalist meme.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:50:23 ago (+1/-0)

Proof that it's all satanic

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 11:31:05 ago (+1/-0)

Proof that it's all about control and obeying their masters unquestioningly.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:48:00 ago (+1/-0)

faggotcon comes to boston, special thanks to chicom mayor wu

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:15:21 ago (+1/-0)

That's odd... you'd think the demons that created the vax would cut their fellow satanists a vaxcard break for a convention.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:53:20 ago (+1/-0)

Compliance and your soul are just the beginning!

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 10:04:52 ago (+1/-0)

LoL

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 23:42:36 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaha.

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 22:48:54 ago (+0/-0)

Christianity symbol is cross. Satanic symbol is upsidedown cross.

Pagan symbol is star with circle. Satanic symbol is that star upsidedown.

Satanists are just kikes that want to oppose Europeans.

Then the kikes use a star that can't be upsidedown as if we're going to participate in the same petty mockery.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 21:45:52 ago (+0/-0)

Because ultimately, God doesn’t have their backs. Best play it safe, inject posion and wear a muzzle. Anything but giving up whatever faggotry they worship.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 21:39:49 ago (+0/-0)

I would say it's nice such a bunch of dipshits neutered themselves (I assume they're vaxxed) but being realistic there's a slim chance of them getting laid with a real woman, and a slimmer chance of the unfortunate front-hole-haver in question not chemically murdering it.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 19:39:22 ago (+0/-0)

this should be made a meme

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:03:24 ago (+0/-0)

Satan doesn't exist ya retard

God either

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 22:54:44 ago (+0/-0)

Satan exists within the minds and hearts of the envious spiteful kikes that hate Europeans.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 22:57:59 ago (+0/-0)

Europeans invited all the camelfuckers in

You get what you deserve