Shaved my beard off for the first time in a decade - Upgoat

Shaved my beard off for the first time in a decade
submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 05:56:10 ago (+11/-1) (whatever)

Left the moustache. People are telling me I look like Burt Reynolds. It's wet though. Got up to take a piss last night, looked in the mirror and was wondering who that dude holding my dick was.

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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 16:11:32 ago (+1/-0)

I shaved once a few years ago while staying at my parents house. My mother screamed when she saw me, thought there was an intruder. My Wife wouldn't kiss me for a couple weeks, said it was like kissing another man and creeped her out. The children just stared with confusion like their minds were stuck in a logic loop

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 13:15:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'm usually clean shaven but have grown a beard many times throughout life. About ten years ago when my mother died I grew a huge mountain man beard. People didn't even know who I was. I can't pull of a mustache, though.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 12:58:13 ago (+2/-0)

Except Burt didn't have a baby chin

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 12:57:38 ago (+0/-0)

Except Burt didn't have a baby chin

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 12:40:43 ago (+0/-0)

New job ,new year, new look, new you... until you grow the beard back and the old personality comes with it. Ive noticed that the beard usually comes with its own personality.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 11:27:08 ago (+1/-0)

I wish I could show 240. His montrous beard is ... well, would make Allah hu Ackbar folks sad.

E: Meanwhile, I perfectly clean shaven ...

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 11:34:30 ago (+2/-2)

Kinda homosexual caring about internet mens appearance

I'd expect no less from you

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica 4 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 12:52:37 ago (+4/-0)

Kinda homosexual having a name nigger dicks.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 9, 2023 20:03:43 ago (+0/-0)

Extremely niggersexual taking the internet and your handle on said internet seriously

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 10, 2023 00:12:06 ago (+0/-0)

I hate my handle but system hath foresaken me.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 10:56:00 ago (+3/-0)

You got up to take a piss and now your moustache is wet?

[ - ] Ozark 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 09:28:41 ago (+5/-0)

When my granddaughter was eight she saw me for the first without my beard. She was pissed, would hardly even speak to me for a while and I'm her favorite.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 12:34:33 ago (+1/-0)

PUT IT BACK, NOW!

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 08:17:40 ago (+2/-0)

You have a mirror behind your toilet?

[ + ] ImplicationOverReason

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 7 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 09:22:21 ago (+7/-0)

"a man with his dick in hand is vulnerable to assassination"

~mirror merchant

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 09:29:34 ago (+0/-0)

No, there's one on the medicine cabinet to the right though. I like to make faces in it while I'm rockin' an extra long one.

[ + ] TheGreatWhiteHope