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[ - ] gimpyoldman 9 points 2.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 23:59:25 ago (+9/-0)

Charlie Sheen to the Judge at one of his trials.

Judge: you pay women for sex.

Charlie: No, I pay them to leave, after sex.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 00:04:36 ago (+3/-2)

This is the correct answer

[ - ] Jiggggg 9 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 00:48:11 ago (+9/-0)

Recently became single after a 6-year relationship. It sucks to be this old and be single again. Feel like I wasted some precious years on the wrong person.

Sorry man

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 00:53:11 ago (+2/-0)

That sucks. Why'd it end? Hopefully you can still find someone to make white kids with.

[ - ] Jiggggg 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 00:57:25 ago (+6/-0)

Ostensibly over the vax, but there were deeper issues and turns out we were never really on the same page even though I thought we were. I just picked the wrong person.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 03:40:57 ago (+2/-0)

It's always a lottery.

But the number two most important things a person must do is be able to end relationships.

Too many stay captains of sinking ships because they can't get off. Say no and walk away.

Ps the other thing is consult peers like parents for input on their chosen partner.
Lust clouds our perception

[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 05:25:53 ago (+1/-0)

there are unvaxed women out theirin the same position. You just meed to find them. Must be unvaxed meet-up sites?

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 08:15:39 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah man, that sucks so bad. We get out there and date these women, and they spend the whole time lying their teeth out! Anybody with half a brain would think, "if I get in a permanent relationship after lying about everything it's going to Suck".
Not these stupid women!
Here's the deal. Women marry men thinking that they can "change" them, but they never can.
Men marry women hoping that they never change, but they always do!
When dating pay real close attention to her family! She WILL be her mother in 20 years!! If her siblings are a bunch of lying cheating cunts, she will be too!
If you find out that the family sucks, dump her and look elsewhere!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 05:20:38 ago (+1/-1)

don't you ever think about something else than 'making kids'?

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 08:07:15 ago (+0/-0)

Porn Addiction for $100 Alex

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 10:54:16 ago (+0/-0)

Christ cuck brainwashing for billions alex

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 19:17:28 ago (+0/-0)

We're living beings, thinking about and planning for the next generation is a part of our existence.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 23:35:15 ago (+6/-0)

Dude, everyone knows the only thing a motorbike attracts is other guys, usually old fuckers who want to talk about their Honda 750 Four or some such shit.

If you're talking to sluts then they just want to suck your dick right into a relationship so you'll be 'daddy' for her 3 half-nigger kids. Dump the clutch and get outta there, man.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 02:35:46 ago (+2/-0)

I have only had an unknown woman wave to me one time while I've been operating a vehicle... or walking or anything really...
I was wearing a full-face helmet riding a motorbike.

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 04:49:38 ago (+4/-0)

Females seem to like my blue bike. They've never commented on my black one but two women have said things like "nice bike". They said it because they wanted to say something nice because I'd asked if they needed help etc and they didn't want to say something like: "dude, you're a really sexy guy". Well that's what I think.

https://i.ibb.co/CQr2nWm/IMG-7419.jpg

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 04:53:55 ago (+3/-0)

Nice bike.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 04:56:25 ago (+1/-0)

7/10. For a nanosecond the penny didn't drop and I believed you!

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 05:08:15 ago (+2/-0)

You, ahhh... you don't get much sarcasm down there aye?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 10:49:02 ago (+0/-0)

Seems to be retreating like Obidens memory

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 9, 2023 22:21:00 ago (+0/-0)

Nice kike

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 9, 2023 23:19:41 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful.

[ - ] heraclitus 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 23:39:30 ago (+0/-0)

Heed this wisdom. In the spirit of Kevin Samuels.

[ - ] con77 5 points 2.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 22:49:35 ago (+5/-0)

just dont do it in Pasco county. Sheriff Grady Judd dont play.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 23:24:49 ago (+3/-0)

Grady Judd is in Polk County. Pasco has Chris Nocco.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 10:50:13 ago (+0/-0)

Wattup NPR!

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 2.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 22:43:54 ago (+4/-0)

Every time there's a compilation of sting operation videos, there are always Johns in Florida. Careful there with the hooker idea.

Be safe while you're riding. We're here for you, brother.

[ - ] Rowdybme 4 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 02:41:51 ago (+4/-0)

Women are weak. You basically have to babysit them from pieces of shit. That want to fuck them. You probably slacked. Let your guard down. Got bored and some other dude excited her. That's just how it is nowadays. They won't let us beat their dumb asses. So any guy who gives them a compliment is fucking them.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 00:02:01 ago (+3/-0)

Don't you have a daughter that needs looking after? Not sure she'll appreciate you getting hospitalized with whatever diseases sprout from vaxxed hookers.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 10:55:38 ago (+0/-0)

Weak niglet

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 19:19:55 ago (+0/-0)

Yes yes, we get it, the plague father loves you. Now kindly go spread your "gifts" to the Africans.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 9, 2023 19:59:50 ago (+0/-0)

You seem gay

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 10, 2023 06:18:18 ago (+0/-0)

And you seem fake, like a bot or something.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 10, 2023 20:10:05 ago (+0/-0)

Oh well

Idgaf what fags on the internet think

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 01:18:41 ago (+3/-0)

Age old say that can't be more true: "The women you don't pay for are always the most expensive." Nothing wrong with banging a hooker after a breakup. Will give you a healthy taste for pussy again.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 03:26:35 ago (+3/-0)

I'm repulsed by sluts

Considering banging a literal whore

Sorry about the breakup though, and I mean that. We're meant for family, not 10 year flings and I hate it every time I hear a story like this.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 22:35:55 ago (+2/-0)

in the long run it would be

[ - ] NeonGreen 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 00:06:26 ago (+2/-0)

You don't pay a woman to fuck you. You pay her to leave.

Most women will happily crawl directly into your life and start fucking it up.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 01:11:43 ago (+2/-0)

what happened? she go gay on ya?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 07:58:55 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 9, 2023 22:24:14 ago (+0/-0)

Really the only marriages that work are when you marry your high-school sweetheart. All other ones depend on how much of a pain in the ass it is to divorce you.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 00:52:38 ago (+1/-0)

That's rough. Did she cheat on you? Hope you're still able to find a quality woman to breed with.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 22:40:58 ago (+1/-1)

Those hard working american entrepreneurs got bills to pay like everyone else

[ - ] zr855 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 02:10:23 ago (+1/-1)

Hookers are good for transitional periods.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 10:51:54 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds gross

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 02:43:55 ago (+1/-1)

I played at a popular bar tonight. There were some nice-lookin roasties, but EVERY ONE had tatts. I didn't talk to one of them.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 18:28:41 ago (+1/-0)

Why didn't you flaunt your flute at them?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 18:59:35 ago (+1/-0)

You're coming in hot tonight! What happend to the kind old man we all knew and loved?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 21:15:01 ago (+0/-0)

I've been trying to think of a kind old man we all knew and loved and can't come up with anyone. We are all deeply flawed. Actress Stevie Ryan had a beloved Grandfather and couldn't cope with his death:

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/07/03/youtube-star-stevie-ryan-off-meds-grieving-death-of-grandfather-just-before-suicide/

I have no answers.

As for Mr horrible-name, I was trying to bait him into disclosing the instrument he played or maybe he is a singer?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 21:28:24 ago (+0/-0)

I just think youre letting these faggots get to you is all.

Ngl I laugh when you get mean sometimes. Its so out of the blue.

As for Mr. Expander we can just ask I think. All of the "arteests" like to show off. Im thinking hes cocky enough to enough to be the drummer . I hope its like a 80's glam cover band. Say what you will but those guys knew what they were doing. @Anus_Expander

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 21:33:37 ago (+0/-0)

"Ngl" means "not gonna lie," according to Cambridge Dictionary. It can be used in many ways, such as to admit something, express criticism or to make a complaint come across as less rude.[Library Service for Boomers]

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 21:35:17 ago (+0/-0)

The first one.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 9, 2023 05:05:40 ago (+0/-0)

@Anus_Expander is not a bad bloke despite his 'orrible name. It's not his fault that his parents, Mr and Mrs Expander, thought they'd have a giggle at their son's expense.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 20:21:10 ago (+0/-0)

why don't you soak your head in vinegar for a few hours?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 04:52:19 ago (+0/-0)

Lucky them.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 13:25:31 ago (+0/-0)

go soak your head in a tub of bleach

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 03:04:01 ago (+1/-1)

MGTOW is the way forward for men.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 08:11:35 ago (+0/-0)

Harley worship repels females much more than credited.
It is a public sign of debt, not prosperity.
I walked away from that cult 25yrs ago,likely why Im still alive

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 10:45:57 ago (+0/-0)

What's with females in Florida using a nog accent when they need to explain something?

Something I've noticed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 10:47:01 ago (+0/-0)

buy a hooker and send her on her way when I'm done.

Best part is you get to keep your house and 100% of your income afterwards.