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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 13 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 13:48:04 ago (+13/-0)

Customers, including the armed citizen who shot the alleged robber, fled the scene after the shooting. Police are asking that the customers and the armed citizen reach out to them to give a statement on the incident.

LOL, imagine doing that. Not so fast, citizen. The powerless cucked zog police need you to fill out some paperwork so they can decide whether or not to ruin your life for defending yourself.

[ - ] localsal 10 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 15:46:31 ago (+10/-0)

Exactly.

The libtarded DA will prosecute the customer with first degree murder charges "because the robber was leaving and nobody was in danger".

Clownworld set at 11.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 16:23:06 ago (+5/-0)

That dead nigger's momma will be crying on CNN by the end of the day. "Why he had to shoot muh baby with his back turnt? He wernt hurtin nobody!"

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 23:40:08 ago (+0/-0)

You raise a great point. Assuming everyone keeps their lips zipped, what lengths will the police go to in order to find the hero of the day? Assuming he paid with a card rather than cash, will they find out when he paid and request his information from the business and then card issuer?

I wonder if this will get big or if it'll proceed with very little attention from media. One way or another, I kind of want to keep tabs on this story now.

I gots to ax how you finna type in ebonics like you was a Kang or sum??

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 00:20:13 ago (+0/-0)

My city was taken over a long time ago. I speak fluent jive. But at any rate, hopefully the hero paid in cash. He looks like a "pay in cash" kind of guy. If you watch the video, it's obvious from the start that he was armed and just picking a moment to draw his piece. The clueless nigger robber is totally oblivious to this.

As for catching up to him, the police would be able to use surveillance video from surrounding stores to try and capture an image of his vehicle. They could easily contact the cell companies and get a list of all the cell pings from inside the restaurant in that time frame. Minus the employees, minus the robber, and that gives a pool of suspects. From that point it would be a Guess Who style game of eliminating the people who weren't bald. Police could also focus on the man's companion, whose full facial image was captured and thus would be easier to find. But hopefully they don't give a shit about wasting resources on such nonsense.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 15:46:54 ago (+2/-0)

Yup, nope. Meal paid for, everything sorted itself out… Cool story for fireside friends.

[ - ] con77 7 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 14:18:09 ago (+7/-0)

Alleged my ass

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 18:59:08 ago (+1/-0)

What do you mean? The alleged article allegedly used the word "alleged."

In a criminal context, it is jew journalists' word used to protect jews from jew lawyers suing for defamation. Thanks jews!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 16:18:55 ago (+4/-0)

Pity we don’t have the full video.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 14:23:29 ago (+3/-0)

What dumb fuck tries to pull off a pulp fiction robbery in Texas? And, with a BB gun, no less.

Idiot is lucky he didn't get 5 people shooting at him, instead of just 1. Houston is going liberal, I guess.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 14:21:28 ago (+3/-0)

Catbox mirror of embedded video: https://files.catbox.moe/ujdmbr.mp4

[ - ] McNasty 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 20:43:14 ago (+2/-0)

ABC 13 reported that the alleged robber entered the restaurant, displayed a gun, and went table to table collecting patrons’ wallets and valuables.

What's "alleged" about it? They literally describe a robbery in the same sentence.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 10:22:53 ago (+0/-0)

Ok guys, I'm seeing a trend here. Just because you see someone shooting someone or Robbing a place doesn't mean you have to shoot them. You could ignore or join them.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 00:11:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 21:25:32 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone else hear "wee dee dee de" when the customer's gun finally came out?