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[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 12:18:22 ago (+2/-0)

This is hilarious.

I'd love to hear the case / logic FOR jew involvement in the Trojan War.

[ - ] Monica [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 15:52:16 ago (+0/-0)

I would too.

The explaination the guy gives saying they didn't invade is funny enough.

"I do not think that they even knew there was a war so far away from the lands they were invading at that time"

There's no way they were invading because they were invading somewhere else. LOL

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 18:31:51 ago (+0/-0)

"invading Canaan" - in other words, that's about the time after the Hebrews left Egypt and had wandered around the Negev for a few decades, and were taking over "The Promised Land". So they were still kicking around the Fertile Crescent and hadn't had time to spread anywhere. Troy was located on the West coast of what is now Turkey, which is pretty far to the Northeast.

[ - ] Name 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2023 06:34:42 ago (+0/-0)

If I search for Ancient Troy in the map app on my phone it lists it as “Permanently Closed”.

I like a challenge.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 22:53:29 ago (+0/-0)*

As always, "Follow the money."

Can't say for certain that jews started it, or were involved, but since it was essentially over commerce and resources, it wouldn't come as any great surprise.

1) The nation-state of Troy was situated on the coast, with a large harbor, right in the middle of everyone's major coastal trade route. They used their position and fleet to control and "tax" any and all coastal shipping and tradegoods that came within line of sight of their coastal lookout posts. Essentially, the major industry of Troy at that time was piracy and a protection racket.

Which is an excellent way to piss off every other other nation-state in the area.

2) The other major industry of Troy was control of the local tin mines, which at that time were the biggest in the area. Now this may not seem like a big deal, but if you'll recall, that period was known as "The Bronze Age" for a reason. Because their entire technology was based on it, and every durable tool and, more importantly weapon, was made out of bronze. And bronze is an alloy of copper and tin. If you control the local tin, you control everybody's tech economy in the whole area.
And then the Trojans decide to start a tin embargo, to increase the trade value of their tin. Thus increasing the cost of bronze throughout the whole region.

That's another excellent way to piss off every other other nation-state in the area.

And since they had basically fucked over every-fucking-body in the whole region, one day they all got together and decided that they'd had just about enough of Troy's shit.

Helen may have existed. And she may have even had the best pussy in the whole Agean. But one excellent Greek pussy alone doesn't launch 1,000 ships.

Interfering in the basic daily commerce and economy of every other tribe and nation-state in the entire region might though.

They fucked around and found out. And since it was over money? You can't conclusively rule out jew involvement.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 8, 2023 02:44:46 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you!

Definitely sounds like jews to me.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 15:58:13 ago (+0/-0)

Chariot warriors are white.