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Trippy shit. So I was at my favorite bar last night. Get talking to a guy new to town. He's @Clueless from old Voat

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to whatever 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:47:14 ago (+37/-0)     (whatever)

Unless he's a fed plant, cool dude. Blue collar nerd like me.


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[ - ] JudyStroyer 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:17:07 ago (+9/-0)

This is really fucked up, I had a dream last night that my truck got stuck in my yard, and my neighbor came to pull me out, and it turned out he was (I cant remember the name) on voat. He gave me a business card with his username and everything, lol. I never had a dream like that before, so it's very strange to see this post this morning.

[ - ] SecretHitler 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 12:22:38 ago (+6/-0)

What do you mean lol? You guys don't have voat business cards?

I got mine in a nice egg shell. And the lettering is something called Silian Grail. It even has a watermark.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 13:11:41 ago (+1/-0)

PSYCHO!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:58:54 ago (+0/-0)

He is a psycho and not normal like us at all. Don't shake his cage bro, just don't.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 13:55:20 ago (+1/-1)

glares over at you bragging about your sweet cards

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 20:29:21 ago (+0/-0)

Oh my God. It even has a watermark.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:20:18 ago (+3/-0)

Morning Judy. I've been cutting back lately, but I'm gonna hit the typewriter soon

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:47:38 ago (+4/-0)

Oh shit, what did the typewriter do?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:59:58 ago (+3/-0)

Well, the burning coals beneath it couldn't make a grilled cheese sandwich

I've been watching too much Andy Griffith and Carol what's her name

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:52:49 ago (+3/-0)

Burnett?

[ - ] AttilaHitler 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 13:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

Channing

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:25:08 ago (+1/-0)*

It was me.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 20:10:28 ago (+1/-0)

Couldn't be, this guy was far from being an annoying faggot.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 20:12:33 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful.

[ - ] prototype 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:37:52 ago (+8/-0)

I tell people about voat all the fucking time.

They may never admit that they visited, but the next time I see them theres always a look in their eye like something has changed inside them.

Some of them are probably redpilled now, a lot of them are probably extra bluepilled now too. Eh, fight the battles you can win.

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:44:43 ago (+3/-0)

I just told a friend about it yesterday. Maybe he's here right now! I hope so

[ - ] FuckYallImGoingHome 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 22:39:15 ago (+1/-0)

My ex-GF and I were both on old Voat. We had some convos on there even though we could do it in person or over the phone. They were related to the post.

[ - ] Stonkmar 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 13:14:25 ago (+3/-0)

Where's the Voat bumper stickers and T Shirts? Remember when the question of how Voat could sustain itself monetarily was discussed? What ever happened to that?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:02:23 ago (+1/-0)

System's rich bro, the JDF send him a check every month.

- I still have the windows paint "art" that I was going to buy an ad with to help it out. I always thought it was a cool idea to buy our own ads but in hindsight, every other one would be some form of Dial Gay now.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 23:56:09 ago (+0/-0)

My ad was the pork and beer ad. I paid fifty shekels when I bought it and it was only supposed to be there for a short time. I guess putt didn't have time to delete it because it was displayed for the rest of .co. And I still have my shirt and hoody. I will never get rid of those.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 16:42:11 ago (+1/-0)

I don't remember that ad but they were all awesome as far as I remember. I didn't even mind the real ones from that, never to be named again, vpn company.

https://searchvoat.co/v/whatever/2038004

I !@#$%^ hate ads but 2 days ago, for kicks, I turned off ABP on Voat. GREATEST THING EVAAA!

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 17:27:39 ago (+2/-0)

Pork and Beer I have some old screenshots lol
I chose pork and beer because moslems don't like either.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 17:35:51 ago (+2/-0)

I remember it now.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:50:39 ago (+0/-0)

Putt had 250 k in bitcoin near the end

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:24:21 ago (+1/-0)

Eh, fight the battles you can win.

You don't have to fight alone. A forum like this can do a lot of the heavy lifting.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:54:49 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed. Even if I get a lot of poal smoker hate

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:52:44 ago (+7/-0)

Make sure a family member posts here if you get the Alphabet to show up at your door.

[ - ] Gowithit 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:58:18 ago (+9/-0)

Ha.

If I die please delete my browser history
Tell voat I went out fighting

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:19:41 ago (+9/-0)

If the feds show up to your house be "safe and effective"

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:34:57 ago (+2/-0)

Wear a balaclava like they wear when they BnE uhhh err ummm I mean just want to ask some questions.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

No you didnt

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:36:43 ago (+0/-0)

The whole saga I will have prewritten and saved on a flash drive will tell the story.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:39:37 ago (+0/-0)

I will duly and fully ignore it

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:17:32 ago (+4/-0)

Sometimes I feel like my estranged 'retired' high up glownigger uncle runs cover for me. Didn't stop a month in county, when I tried to escape the cops

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 12:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

Ooooh, tell that story

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 19:58:17 ago (+0/-0)

Alcohol

[ - ] Glowbright 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:12:31 ago (+6/-0)

If I met a person in real life that claimed to be an old goat, I would probably hang out with them but there is no way in hell I would tell them what my screen name was

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:14:36 ago (+1/-0)

He's young, but you never know

[ - ] rage 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 13:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

Many (most?) of OG Voat were very young. Especially Whoaverse.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:35:48 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, I'm the oldest OG and G generally. Strange thing is, a lot of goats don't seek out my wisdom. Shy, I guess.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:40:13 ago (+3/-0)

I think you misspelled the gayest

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:44:58 ago (+0/-0)

I was wondering when Voat's No.2 troll would turn up!

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:49:52 ago (+1/-0)

Number 1

USA

USA

USA

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 18:02:34 ago (+1/-0)

I have some reasons as to that. As diggernicks says, yes, one of those is because gay.

I was on old voat right after fatpeoplehate, so what, Fall 2015? I didn't know jack shit about jews, niggers and IQ, just how gay dial is....you know, all that. The thing I enjoyed the most was even though I didn't know shit, people pointed me to where I could learn. Over a couple years, fatpeoplehate became a joke and I was on the main pages way more.

Was a old fuck then. I sure don't post as much as I used to. Trying to do a little more.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:03:42 ago (+1/-0)

Back when I was drinking all the time I was sitting in a bar back in 2015 or so wearing my voat t shirt. An old friend of mine walked in, I hadn't seen him in years because we both moved out of our home state. He was like, "Hall_of_Cost! What are the odds?! And you're a goat too!?"

I said, "I am not surprised that we are both on voat." It was glorious. We exchanged usernames but he most likely changed his username because I haven't seen him around.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:37:07 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe he didn't like your anti-mask/anti-vax comments?

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:41:04 ago (+1/-0)

If so he was a retarded sheep and needed gassing

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 18:18:54 ago (+0/-0)

I just hope he's not over at poal. I doubt he took the vaccine. I've been off social media for years, but I did try phoning him. Not his number anymore.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:33:48 ago (+0/-0)

and I reckon we'd get on like a house on fire.

[ - ] McNasty 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:03:14 ago (+4/-0)

I was talking to my brother in law about how shitty reddit is. He said he used it for gun subs and when they were shutting down gun subs, a bunch of them tried voat. He didn't stick around. I called him a nigger faggot. He would probably figure out which one is me.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:39:31 ago (+0/-0)

"He didn't stick around". Yeah you've gotta be tough to be on Voat which leads me to ask...what are you doing here?

[ - ] McNasty 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 21:11:13 ago (+1/-0)

Just lettin all you faggot kikes know I see you pretending to be anti-semitic.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:19:10 ago (+3/-0)

How exactly does Voat come up in conversation w a stranger? I get it's a bar and topics can vary wildly and into insane places even, but that's seems odd to me even still.

[ - ] Jiggggg 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:54:47 ago (+4/-0)

Just call everyone you meet a niggerfaggot, and after a while you're sure to meet someone who laughs knowingly

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:41:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

Did you hear the one about the guy who walks into a bar and says: "Hi niggerfaggots"? It doesn't have a happy ending.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:21:22 ago (+2/-0)

Alternative breakaways from Reddit

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:24:59 ago (+1/-0)

Ahh, I see

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:36:29 ago (+1/-0)

That's a topic? 😕

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:57:05 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck you clubber. Real life! Even if I'm being gangstalked

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:11:15 ago (+2/-0)

If your on voat you talk about voat because you find out such insane information like Wikipedia changing the definition of the thing the nfl player suppodly had happen they changed it 77 times in the last 48 hours adding a sudden death section or some nonsense. So if I'm at a bar talking to a random person that will probaboy come up. They ask where I heard that I say voat

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:41:29 ago (+1/-0)

Hey did you hear/read about this ...

Yeah, gives opinion

Makes comment or joke

Comment or joke is recognized

Hey I read something similar to that on some online forum... And then from there the conversation goes.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:59:16 ago (+0/-0)

If I ever hit up your block, I will be asking every bartender for a vicious mr. Pim.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 15:35:23 ago (+2/-0)

Someone on gab used the word "voating" today... I think the world revolves around old voat.

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:11:20 ago (+0/-0)

I often find myself typing "up voat" instead of "up vote".

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

There is a Voat subverse on Gab but seems I'm the only one who uses it. Oh! That's the reason.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:05:56 ago (+2/-0)

Did you tell that niggerfaggot to shit up new voat too?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:08:54 ago (+0/-0)

Isn't it already

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:48:07 ago (+0/-0)

Unkind.

[ - ] JewChipper 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:32:44 ago (+2/-0)

Ummmm...

I figured it out.

You're the fed.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:52:26 ago (+1/-0)

I wish.

[ - ] Lovemachine 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:22:32 ago (+1/-0)

Really, I'll bet. I remember the time me and @Clueless were planning to get a V-22 Osprey pilot drunk so we could steal the keys and bust Osama Bin Laden out of Gitmo. Yeah, right. If you really met @Clueless he would have given you the secret challenge response we use at all our anti-government KKK meetings in Norfolk Virgi ia.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:57:30 ago (+2/-0)

V-22's don't have keys, you just have to go through the startup procedure and push a button. This also works on tanks, apcs, and all military aircraft. Want to take a Stryker for a joy ride? All you need is big brass balls and someone to man the .50

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 12:42:15 ago (+1/-0)

Has he asked you to saw the end of a shotgun off?

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:55:00 ago (+1/-0)

Good for you. As long as they don’t ask you to shoot you a school then it sounds like you have a new friend.

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:22:04 ago (+1/-0)

You were talking to a fed bro...

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:31:51 ago (+3/-0)

Shit. Now I'm not sure if that was you or not. Anyways, great disguise

[ - ] Krier55 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:30:00 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t let your guard down he’s definitely a plant . No matter how many times he asks don’t sell him any guns.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 19:48:49 ago (+0/-0)

Too late

[ - ] Krier55 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 21:55:51 ago (+0/-0)

Hide your dog

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:02:06 ago (+0/-0)

Seems pretty faggy to me. You actually go out into the world and talk about voat to other people? Wow.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:57:05 ago (+0/-0)

There was a Clueless-Joe-Jackson that posted in v/chicago but there was no Clueless.

https://searchvoat.co/search.php?t=Clueless&co=on&u=Clueless

I think he was trying to get into your panties myself because if I met someone and they mentioned Voat I'd be like, "what's that? can you describe it? is it cool or something?".

I'm just saying if I happen to meet any of you I'm going to keep my hands in my pockets and slowly back away for my safety you fucking animals.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:53:17 ago (+1/-0)

7/10:

"I'm just saying if I happen to meet any of you I'm going to keep my hands in my pockets and slowly back away for my safety you fucking animals.".

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:02:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 17:52:31 ago (+0/-0)

Of nigger lovers

Fixed that for you

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 13:15:56 ago (+0/-0)

Never heard of him.