My newest internet grammar peeve - Upgoat

I expect such verbage from animal mimicry, it's those fucking east coasters that piss me off.
"Let me axe you a question, where's ma faakin' ka pawkd?"
Jersey and Boston are the worst accents on the planet

[ - ] GoatWarVet 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 06:16:08 ago (+6/-1)

Remember hooked on phonics?
Well, here we are.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 08:20:39 ago (+4/-0)

I'm not a big fan of correcting folks online, but it would be "Well, hear we are." I just get annoid with stupid erorrs.

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 11:01:15 ago (+4/-0)

Behold the location you accredit!

[ - ] Just_me 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 08:17:22 ago (+3/-0)

Starting sentences with "I mean..." whether typing or talking is my favorite. Cant unhear it, and you'll catch yourself doing it too. Celebrities and other brain dead west coasters seemed to have started this. Now it's everywhere.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 08:21:53 ago (+3/-0)

Like, how does that bother you? Fine by me.

[ + ] Just_me

[ - ] Just_me 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 13:10:37 ago (+0/-0)

Uhhh... very distracting and a sign of low iq I think... cant site a study though

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 10:29:21 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 12:19:23 ago (+1/-1)

I detest "Simple as."

When you ask, they never actually know what it's as simple as... It's a sign of some kind of retardation.

𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩 𝘣𝘳𝘰, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘴... 𝘜𝘮, 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 13:49:09 ago (+0/-0)

It's a meme originally intended to mock how blue collar Brits speak. It is no longer used exclusively for that purpose.

https://www.knowyourmeme.com/memes/norf-fc-simple-as

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 14:57:07 ago (+1/-0)

See, this is why I disavow humanity.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 17:53:38 ago (+0/-0)

Sometimes you just need to clarify that a situation isn't any more complicated or nuanced than it seems or tell people to accept things as they are whether they like it or not.

For example, boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Simple as. Too bad if you don't like it cuz it is what it is.

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 06:50:05 ago (+0/-0)

What is the the example as simple as?

"You know, this whole word definition thing is as complicated as."

[ + ] Just_me

[ - ] Just_me 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 13:15:24 ago (+0/-0)

Southern thing is new to me, but I won't disagree with you. Tape your eyes open and watch some form of normal TV for 20 Minutes if you're able...gibberish is soon to be the next language standard

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 06:30:05 ago (+3/-0)

der die das it gets confusing

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 11:29:08 ago (+2/-0)

Your write, I find thoose mistakes to be very irrigating to,

[ - ] LookFat 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 11:08:47 ago (+2/-0)

This is a waist of time.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 10:20:36 ago (+2/-0)

I try but sometimes my brain doesn't extend to my finger tips. Sometimes bourbon interferes and you can't really blame me, who could read this shit day in and day out without a shot or two?

[ - ] aldecal 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 17:20:36 ago (+1/-0)

Be more pacific

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 12:32:50 ago (+1/-0)

Syte

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 12:25:20 ago (+1/-0)

Not that hard? You overestimate the lower 95%.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 13:51:20 ago (+1/-0)

*misunderestimate

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 11:46:37 ago (+1/-0)

People using "gifted" as a verb makes me want to scream.

"I was gifted this perfume for Christmas." Do they think that sounds fancier than "given"?

It's like people using "whilst". Just say "while". You don't sound smart.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 10:08:33 ago (+1/-0)

Shoot yourself

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 08:16:30 ago (+1/-0)

^ This.

E: This is my first post 2 achieve zero upDo9ts! Thanks for all ur awards :D

-- penguin of Do0m! I'm very random.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 07:24:22 ago (+1/-0)

That's the lucis trust at the United Nations and their "volunteer" army of machine bots. They did that with loose and lose to see how many human bots would copy it.

Jus so you know, they have status as global economic consultants. They literally worship lucifer, and that means they mirror good for bad, up for down and lie.

They aren't really people themselves. They're a made up money hole and a cover for kabbalah jews.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 15:41:57 ago (+0/-0)

Site your source, even if it's a websight, we don't all have the mystical incite to figure it out ourselves.

[ - ] HillarysBalls 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 15:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

Si. Another gramma nazi

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 15:18:32 ago (+0/-0)

You leave my gramma out of this

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My newest internet grammar peeve submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 06:12:38 ago (+23/-0) (whatever)

My newest internet grammar peeve
submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 06:12:38 ago (+23/-0) (whatever)