You're a wigger Ron - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

You're a wigger Ron
submitted by UncleDoug to Wiggers 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 01:43:35 ago (+37/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Hoobeejoo 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 05:11:15 ago (+7/-0)

I have now met my spirit animal.

[ - ] Cunt 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 05:07:42 ago (+7/-0)

I think he liked that cage.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 04:37:03 ago (+5/-0)

Is that an autistic cockatoo?

[ + ] Xantha

[ - ] Xantha 11 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 05:32:05 ago (+11/-0)

Nah, Cockatoos are like this if you get them excited enough. They'll flip their shit for hours too, usually it's 120dB screams though, but this bird will still randomly be calling him a nigger at 4am for this. Cockatoos also hold long grudges too. All big birds require special care, but Cockatoos are in their own league. If you turned women into birds, you'd get Cockatoos. Zero accountability, easily offended by any criticism, loud as fuck, temper tantrum issues, needs constant attention 24/7, spiteful, resentful, holds grudges from previous arguments and throws them in your face, will destroy your personal shit, actually gets louder over time, hates your side of the family, will outlive you if you stay together long enough. Never get big birds as pets, especially not Cockatoos unless you're legitimately the Steve Irwin of birds.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 10:16:31 ago (+4/-0)

Zero accountability, easily offended by any criticism, loud as fuck, temper tantrum issues, needs constant attention 24/7, spiteful, resentful, holds grudges from previous arguments and throws them in your face, will destroy your personal shit, actually gets louder over time, hates your side of the family, will outlive you

Phew, you and I have dated the same women.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 12:37:27 ago (+1/-0)

Summed up the majority of American woman.

Que the normie bitch saying "well I'm not like that!"

[ + ] mannerbund

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 14:57:33 ago (+0/-0)

Hey now, my wife's boyfriend's wife is not like that at all.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 21:46:10 ago (+0/-0)

Que the normie bitch saying "well I'm not like that!"

Of course not dear, your not the same as all those other women.

[ + ] UncleDoug