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My 7 year old daughter some reason got into jokes... they are terrible obviously some easy suggestions?

submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:13:18 ago (+5/-3)     (AskUpgoat)

I told her to say this

Want to know why I wanted to meet the president?

Why?

To find out if my hair is clean

I'm open to suggestions even super simple easy ones so she can feel better about her jokes. The ones now make zero sense but she is trying to make them up not grasping the concept. Also she loves fart jokes


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[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:34:26 ago (+5/-0)

This might be a fun one for a child because it is based upon timing:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c...

MOO!

[ - ] calx 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:39:10 ago (+2/-0)

That one is a real barn burner!

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:48:15 ago (+3/-0)

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:40:59 ago (+3/-0)

You should hit up Centaurus; he's got all of the dopest jokes.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:21:46 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:40:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yup. Troofs

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:03:57 ago (+1/-0)

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A horse fell in the mud.

That's about as clean as I get without making lampshades or soap.

[ - ] Zinnsee 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 09:10:37 ago (+0/-0)

Want to know the secret behind a good joke timing. (don't make a pause between joke and timing)

[ - ] nc22 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 22:25:09 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 19:10:10 ago (+0/-0)*

"Did your parents have any normal children?"

Could be funnier coming from a kid, but she may be too young for this one. Try this;

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Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little horse.

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What kind of water can’t freeze?

Hot water.

I cheated. Now you can too!

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:45:20 ago (+0/-0)

Knock knock.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:35:47 ago (+0/-0)

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.

[ - ] Spaceman84 -2 points 2.3 yearsJan 2, 2023 17:55:09 ago (+0/-2)

You should learn English first and teach it to her.