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The art of the insult

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 21:13:53 ago (+0/-7)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 16 hours ago (+5/-0)


Bros, as you know I'm a wise ol' man and I want to help you in defending yourselves and attacking fiends (like @Fascinus). When on-liners abuse each other they tend to dredge up organic insults based on the human body but such missiles tend not to score a hit imo. I guess because we are all well and truly inured (look it up) to such jibes. To really score an on-line hit one needs to put thought into it. After all, you're shooting in the dark. Normally we'd see our opponent and any obvious insult-handles (in my case a rather long nose on a greasy wog). Information is the key as it can disclose an achilles heel, a vulnerability, and so my advice to you is to get to know your enemy before letting loose with grapeshot and you can do this by reading their submissions/comments. We all build up a profile, whether we want to or not. Obviously mine is one of strength and leadership. It's unfortunate that we can't all co-exist peacefully but we on the Right are realists and realise conflict is part of the human condition and nothing will change.

I hope this has been helpful as you navigate the shoals and jagged reefs of human relations.

Prior to retirement p neri worked as a Profiler for a transnational law enforcement agency.

copy: @shigeridoo (dangus once professed an interest in the art of the riposte)

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The voice of reason comes to elucidate.

Q: What term does the reference provide for a sodding wick whose arse and stomach are alike full of semen?

A: @paul_neri
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[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 21:24:30 ago (+1/-1)

I read some of that but comprehended exactly zero. I'd down voat you if I could find the button.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 21:28:08 ago (+0/-1)

Hurtful, damn hurtful. Good riposte. You learned from me.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 22:15:41 ago (+1/-0)

I gave your mother my riposte on NYE. I listened for the echo of my dribblings into her mammoth cavern but there was only silence. Lost to the abyss.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 22:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

eew! Do better, S84, we've had this out before. Get skillful with your barbs. Polish and hone them so they pierce Roman leather.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 22:33:43 ago (+1/-0)

Piercing your mother's flesh was more akin to a garbage bag than leather.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 22:36:28 ago (+0/-0)

getting there, getting there.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 22:37:18 ago (+0/-0)

You've got a thing about Moms - why is that? I realise a lot of folk hold their Moms dear...but I detested mine as you know.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 22:52:34 ago (+2/-0)

You're in the outback, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Paul. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Paul?

Now describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 03:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

It's different SM84.

I would not harm an animal if I could avoid it so you must have mistaken me for someone else.

There aren't any good things but. She doesn't register at all because she wasn't really part of our lives. The best things I could say is she could have been much worse and some of her food, when there wasn't long female hair in it, was ok (curried scallops;wiener schnitzel)

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 22:45:10 ago (+1/-0)

Just yours. Cheapest in all the land.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 03:44:41 ago (+0/-0)

She was 94 you sicko.

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 23:42:37 ago (+0/-0)

If you have to analyze "the art of the insult", you don't have it.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 03:39:56 ago (+0/-0)

That was a brutal put-down, Hugh!

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 00:03:30 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you might be a gigantic faggot.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 03:39:28 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 11:34:43 ago (+1/-0)

Get a smaller boyfriend if it's so hurtful.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 22:55:24 ago (+1/-0)

You're two cents is now a ten cent debt...you are correct about individual profile but your advisory position seems somewhat contradictory...you make reference to the ineffectiveness of "insults based on the human body", which I find disgustingly jewish, but following that you close out with "Q: What term does the reference provide for a sodding wick whose arse and stomach are alike full of semen?".....did you just navigate your way into a reef, or are you suffering after effects from a fictional spielberg movie?...OR DID I MISS SOMETHING THAT YOU FORGOT TO MENTION?...OR....IS IT THE FERMENTED ONIONS AND MILK THAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST THAT'S CLOUDING MY LUCIDITY ?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 03:43:55 ago (+0/-0)

It wasn't my Q, bro, it belongs to Fascinus. It was his childish "organic insult". Tomorrow it will be about poop. That's my point - these types of insults don't work because they don't hurt.