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now show us the ENORMOUS cameltoe

submitted by con77 to funny 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 18:44:28 ago (+6/-1)     (u.smutty.horse)

https://u.smutty.horse/mlafqpexvey.mp4

framed by a braided viking beard!


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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:05:18 ago (+0/-0)

What a fucktarded cunt

The world doesn't revolve around you and your feelings

[ - ] cyclops1771 12 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 18:53:57 ago (+12/-0)

tl;dr - I am going to talk for 3 minutes so everyone can look at my ass and tell me how awesome it is. I am as shallow as a lake bed in Bonneville.

[ - ] Name 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 19:03:49 ago (+6/-0)

It is a shallow lake bed but wide and welcoming indeed. Many have torn through it and many more will.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 3, 2023 11:02:11 ago (+0/-0)

BLA BLA BLA get to the fuckin point, u fat cunt

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 1, 2023 01:07:29 ago (+2/-0)

This is why it's not good for anybody to let wahmen roam free.

Stfu you narcissistic barren whore.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 20:19:22 ago (+2/-0)

I hate bitches. This bitch and every bitch at her safe space gym.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 1, 2023 06:34:52 ago (+1/-0)

Did you mean moose knuckle?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 18:49:20 ago (+3/-2)

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[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 19:01:04 ago (+3/-0)

youre not one of those guys sticking frozen tomato paste up your mangina are you?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 11, 2023 16:02:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 18:57:30 ago (+0/-0)

touche

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 20:30:02 ago (+0/-0)

A funny comment but.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 19:08:54 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting side note. decades ago I worked with a girl that was a cheerleader at UF (Gators).

I TRIED TO PINCH HER ASS ONE NIGHT AND IT WAS LIKE TRYING TO PINCH A BASKETBALL! Hard as a rock!

Side note B. She said the cheerleaders would be practicing and could hear Coach Spurrier screaming and cussing over a quarter mile away! Not amplified. His voice.

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 2.4 yearsDec 31, 2022 20:28:40 ago (+0/-2)

She's got a point. Seems the other girls were jealous? Anyway...nothing beats this mistletoe:

https://i.ibb.co/pPS7jKt/Gorgeous-Aussie-Footballer.jpg