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What do I put in my bathroom window sil so I can shit in peace?

submitted by Lovemachine to AskUpgoat 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:09:18 ago (+8/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

This is my bathroom window: https://files.catbox.moe/74arzh.jpg

It's frosted so light comes in but I like to crack the window for fresh air too. But then people can see me poop, which is gross.

I thought about putting a planter on the sil but then I realized that's gay. ...what do I do voat?


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[ - ] Name 11 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:23:59 ago (+11/-0)

I’d put about 50 acres in that window. Fuck having neighbors.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 5 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:53:52 ago (+5/-0)

Covering your windows with newspapers and trashbags keeps the neighbors away

[ - ] Name 5 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 10:01:44 ago (+5/-0)

If you talk to the social worker or a cop that makes house calls, there are two rules;
1) As the window dressings divert from what is traditionally acceptable, the likelihood of a violent outcome increases proportionately.
2) The interior of a house ALWAYS looks 10 times shittier than the yard.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 7 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:30:58 ago (+7/-0)

Just shit in your neighbor's yard like a real man.

[ - ] mannerbund 6 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 10:49:35 ago (+6/-0)

Stare back at the people, they'll stop looking.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:08:49 ago (+4/-0)

Some of us would lock eyes and smile

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:25:13 ago (+1/-0)

if you lock eyes and smile would you be ready for the conversation?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:26:29 ago (+4/-0)

Talk? I'm a man of action.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

way to up the ante

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:30:09 ago (+3/-0)

I would start by ripping the window out of the frame, as OP cowers on the shitter, shrieking in horror

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:37:32 ago (+0/-0)

The shrieking part.. im dying lol

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:41:53 ago (+0/-0)

TWIST: I am simply tryin to help OP achieve maximum bowel and bladder cleansing, like a good neighbor should.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

Paul Neri, for instance.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 1, 2023 11:58:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, but I was referring to myself

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:55:51 ago (+5/-0)

A planter isn't gay. Get a good sized spider plant. You shouldn't have to water it if you shower daily. It'll feel like you're shitting in the jungle.

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 14:59:10 ago (+3/-0)

A planter isn't gay.

Neither is homosexuality. 'Gay' is lighthearted and carefree. Stop agreeing with language change by the jews.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 15:54:30 ago (+3/-0)

Whatever faggot

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 16:19:56 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] dassar 4 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 12:21:35 ago (+4/-0)*

l.ol, looks exactly like a bathroom window of my 2nd floor apartment years ago (window was shoulder high and toilet was directly below it). Had a walkway right out side the window. Gf at the time, comes out and goes something like 'OMG, i'm never opening that window ever again. The Neighbour just walked past with his buddy and i heard him say 'hahaha shes in there shitting' . kek i lost it.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:48:57 ago (+4/-0)

I suggest that you run an exhaust vent pipe through that window...you may want to add a little more shitskin and spic food to your diet for that eclectic aromatic blend...

[ - ] con77 3 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 14:44:17 ago (+3/-0)

throw it wide open and initiate political discussion with anyone that walks by

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:21:01 ago (+3/-0)*

Can you crack it open from the top? And are you really pointing to show us where the window is? You can get small tension rods and hang up two valances.
https://files.catbox.moe/5nb8hd.jpeg

[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:48:02 ago (+2/-0)

A tension rod huh. You might be in to something there. I'm just pointing to show you that I'm white.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2022 00:54:49 ago (+0/-0)

So plain, just like you.
My mommy chooses much much better valences. Your house must look so ugly

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2022 01:33:07 ago (+0/-0)

You better be pretty because you sure aren't smart.

That's his window. I chose a picture from the internet that I thought a guy would like.

Wow.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2022 14:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

Nice evading the fact your house is ugly like you are

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2022 14:23:36 ago (+0/-0)

Nice job letting everyone know your a faggot.

Your mom gets her shit from collections etc.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2022 23:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

When do you think you will learn to speak English? It’s always the same with you people

[ - ] taoV 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 14:02:27 ago (+2/-0)

Make flawless eye contact until they recognize your alpha status and look away.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 12:16:44 ago (+2/-0)

2 cats will fill that gap, you freaking weird shitter.

[ - ] ArnoBreker 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:52:39 ago (+2/-0)

Stop worrying about what other people think

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:10:24 ago (+2/-0)

are you married? just tell your wife to decorate it, it will be covered in knick-knacks or small decorative soaps that you can never use that will block view.

If you don't have a wife put rolls of toilet paper on the sill, or stack up spare bars of soap still in the box, spare bottle of shampoo, ya know practical bathroom shit, maybe your rubber ducky's.

[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 14:14:29 ago (+0/-0)

Lots of good ideas in this thread but I like your idea of building a wall, with boxes of soap. That'd be a cool decoration.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2022 00:57:00 ago (+0/-0)

So you don’t have a wife

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:07:43 ago (+2/-0)

Install a small vent fan in the ceiling over the terlet, nigger. If not, then in the wall, over the window. A passive vent will work too.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 21:53:51 ago (+1/-0)

You've got to be kidding? No one,I mean no one gives a shit about YOU taking a shit.


re-read,Damn,I'm good.

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 15:03:34 ago (+1/-0)

Who let this faggot in?

[ - ] VaccineWaters 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:36:59 ago (+1/-0)

A duck

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:12:35 ago (+1/-0)

Fine weave shear panels would let the light and air in, but not let the neighbors peak.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 31, 2022 11:25:48 ago (+0/-0)

Blinds could work if you'd prefer a solid solution over curtains.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 16:22:44 ago (+0/-0)

Go to a marine shop and buy one of those cans of compressed air with a horn. Normally used to alert other boaters of your position, but pretty cheap and fun for guys. Open the window a bit wider than normal and just wait. You won't be the only one shitting, but they'll be shitting their pants.

Here's one: https://www.overtons.com/seaseanse-3.5oz-air-horn-735929.html?cgid=horns-whistles

[ - ] Questionable_2 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 16:17:55 ago (+0/-0)

Pro tip, the top window should slide down. Oh and if you only have a half screen slide it up to the top so you can still keep the bugs out.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 15:07:49 ago (+0/-0)

Curtains or blinds are the normal solution to this

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 30, 2022 15:04:44 ago (+0/-0)

Simple and cheap: Open at the top instead of the bottom.

Expensive and secure: Install a vent fan.

Long term cure: Plant a tree or bamboo out there.