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My reflection on the past year (s).

submitted by paul_neri to shitpost 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 23:43:18 ago (+0/-2)     (shitpost)

Covid - never did I think I'd experience a Pandemic;
Lockdown - never did I think I'd need to fill out papers to cross a border from one Aus place to another;
Nuclear War - never did I think a nuclear issue of the same significance as the Cuban Missile Crisis would arise in my lifetime.

F..k knows what's around the corner!


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[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 23:48:08 ago (+2/-0)

never did I think I'd experience a Pandemic;

You haven't. You bought into a consensual hallucination brought to you by the best propaganda the deep state could muster.

never did I think I'd need to fill out papers to cross a border from one Aus place to another

What did you imagine confiscation of firearms was about?

never did I think a nuclear issue of the same significance as the Cuban Missile Crisis would arise in my lifetime.

It has, just not in the way you think. Better get boosted again, just to be sure, mate.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 23:46:24 ago (+2/-0)

Well, in your case, it's probably a big fat nigger cock headed straight for your arsehole.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 23:51:32 ago (+0/-0)*

For Christmas I got a ghost gun and I will make a ghost of him and his dick.

Edit: relax, ASIO, just foolin' around. I have no firearms. No need to search my home again.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:32:27 ago (+1/-0)

Neri. Look into intermittent fasting. Try working your way up to 72 hours with only drinking water. Will make you feel better if you accomplish this.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:33:42 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro. Appreciate your concern.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 06:49:43 ago (+0/-0)

I hope necking yourself is the next thing on your list

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:40:04 ago (+0/-0)

Marmalade - Reflections Of My Life (1969)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wO5G9b3fGw