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How to spot a trannie

submitted by mxcviel to whatever 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 20:03:13 ago (+20/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/5wj912.jpg

I decided to check myself, and I have to say, Michele Obama is most probably a woman, or at least borderline man - all of pics I can find, she would never hold her hand really strait supinated down, but her carrying angle of the elbow seems to be 15 degrees, and her knees seems to point inwards even if walking strait, so she probably is a woman. Certainly is POSSIBLE that she is a woman.
If she is a man, she is really a borderline one, since you men usually don't have 15 degree elbow angle, but around 10, unless there is some genetic rare thing in play.
https://files.catbox.moe/ecv02d.jpg

So, during evolution, men's hand adopted to carry a weapon, and women's hand to carry a child or things, basically saying. So men's elbow angle has no more than 15 degrees, usually much less, and when a man take his extended hand naturally toward his body, will be strait, ready to fight, or work with smth. On the other hand, if woman take extended hand to herself, hand goes to the neck, like in this pic:
https://files.catbox.moe/welzkr.jpg

This elbow angle difference can't be faked, all others can be faked somehow. For example trannies would walk with inward rotated legs, so that their knees would not show their gender. Women's knees points inwards, men's not.
So now you know. Whatever that thing on Michele Obama is, most probably is not a cock, maybe she has such a bush down there, what do I know. Sorry :)

Some basic explanation is here: https://archive.ph/m2adn


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[ - ] Peleg 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 22:25:07 ago (+6/-0)

Male, female, it don't even matter. A good rope and a tall tree limb will take care of it no matter what it is!

[ - ] mxcviel [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 14:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

I would want to ask the creature first why she was floating by when they burned the Notre Dame Cathedral, and not even pretend to have any concern, even when talking in that ugly pajama next day.
https://files.catbox.moe/fg0iva.jpg

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 21:08:22 ago (+5/-1)

I don't really care what sex he is. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about the sex of giraffes or hyenas or crocodiles, either.

But, interesting write up!

[ - ] totes_magotes 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 07:26:44 ago (+2/-0)

That's about the only correct viewpoint. I don't give a shit if they wanna do whatever. It's their body and I have no interest in what they've done with their dick. What I care about is whether or not they're putting that on society. If they wanna go do whatever to their body, well... it's their body, not mine. I draw the line at forcing me or others to accept whatever lies they peddle about it. I have more... respect, I guess... less loathing?... something like that, whatever... for a dude who goes on the hormones, dresses up, blah blah and still says "I'm a dude" than one who tries to force me to call them a bitch. I'd rather them be honest about it.

[ - ] Metanoid 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 03:19:43 ago (+3/-0)

Has everyone forgotten that it was Joan Rivers who said Michelle was a tranny and everyone knew about a month before she died in plastic surgery.

[ - ] mxcviel [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 14:10:52 ago (+0/-0)

not at all, but Joan might be joking after all. I actually liked her jokes.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:07:50 ago (+2/-0)

This is horse shit. If you can fit 3 heads on someones shoulders: man.

If you can fit only 2 heads on the shoulders its a woman. Thats the test that alex jones (and he would know) mentioned.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:55:51 ago (+1/-0)

That's what they are showing here, in a way. It is an indirect measure of shoulder width.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 23:18:22 ago (+4/-2)

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[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 20:19:40 ago (+3/-1)

Maybe it was a mic dangling in pants.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 21:12:47 ago (+8/-0)

A Mike.

[ - ] Name 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:21:45 ago (+1/-0)

10 years wondering what the heck “feminine elbow” meant in the martial arts community. Thanks OP. This explains a lot.

[ - ] mxcviel [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 14:34:32 ago (+0/-0)

you're welcome, I thought it's not a common knowledge for some reason, but should be.

[ - ] Name 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 20:22:39 ago (+0/-0)

My VRIL grew 10 times this day.

PS: Buddha was White

[ - ] twenty5 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 08:51:58 ago (+1/-0)

i refuse to believe, kiss

[ - ] _Obrez 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 06:07:28 ago (+1/-0)

It's hilarious and extremely sad to me how many sheltered old boomers missed the joke on michele obama. She is obviously a woman, 99% of the supposed bulges, all of the dress bulges, were photoshopped shitposts, the joke being how ugly and manish sheboons are. Such is clown world.

The amount of boomers privileged by a lack of exposure to the typical shaniqwa pisses me off. Stupid race traitors who sold our race for 30 silver coins deserve to be beaten by niggers in the oldfolks home.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 21:01:09 ago (+1/-0)

Moochele is a broad.Get off it.

There,it's settled.

[ - ] The_Reunto 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2022 20:18:48 ago (+1/-0)

Neat stuff

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 05:57:55 ago (+0/-0)

if woman take extended hand to herself, hand goes to the neck, like in this pic:

That's not how that works. Not one bit, not at all. JFC, that's called "posing your model" and it's the first thing about models that you learn. For women, you pose in triangles, men is squares and right angles. You generally use a 3:1 lighting on women while you use up to an 8:1 lighting on men.

Source: I have a fucking art degree with a focus in photography. Yes, believe it or not, art is great therapy and design knowledge makes me a valuable developer since I can bridge the gap between IT and marketing thus preventing marketing managers from abusing the dev teams.

I'm also calling some bullshit on the archive link "article" on elbow gender. Some, not complete. Reason being that my shoulders are naturally fucked and do this thing called "non traumatic dislocation." Basically, my arms don't work right. They do what the women's arms do because of how I have to use my shoulder muscles to keep my shoulders "in joint." Because of my shoulders, my arms largely carry like a woman's (but not entirely). On the other hand, I can do things with my arms that you can't. Look, the point I'm making here is that this is not wholly reliable. The premise and normal execution, I can see possibility, yes, but don't go judging everyone this way.

And finally:

The only way for females with carrying angles such as these to attain the same position as the males shown above is to rotate the arm/elbow to the right (as you would to play higher on the G string). It seems therefore that many females would be better served to hold their instruments more in front, rather than out to the side, so as not to argue with the natural angle of their arms when bent into playing position.

This pedagogical bullshit of maintaining a specific stance to play an instrument is complete bullshit. You use the instrument in a way that doesn't fucking injure you. You listen to your student. If someone tells me to use a tool or instrument or whatever a specific way "because guy" and it hurts or causes problems, Imma tell them to fuck right off. I'm not injuring myself because of gender politics which is all this is. Play it say, play it fun. Period.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 00:37:22 ago (+1/-1)

The elbows touching thing I did not know, unfortunately not a popular pose for celebrities otherwise could be a good tell. As for Obama, I actually saw her on 2 separate occasions a few years apart and I'll be honest she did look better IRL and the camera does add 10 lbs or more. She was tall but had a slender frame. At the time I didn't know about transvestigation but I had met other supposedly female celebrities who gave off that uncanny valley vibe (Sophia Bush). If MO is a man they did a really good job on that one.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 00:07:59 ago (+0/-0)

5x25x56 Swarovski Kahles K525i DLR...don't spot a Trans freak without one...1,800yrds into a 4" Dia disc with a 6.5 Creedmoor...that's how you spot a psychotic freak of nature.

[ - ] rhy -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 30, 2022 03:48:13 ago (+0/-1)

Fuuuuck off. You are gayer than barry satoro and Big Mike.