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Pelé nears 1 month in hospital with no sign of improvement

submitted by thesportsday to Sports 2.3 yearsDec 28, 2022 15:43:21 ago (+1/-4)     (Sports)

SAO PAULO — One of Pelé's daughters said Wednesday she and her family are enduring moments of sadness and despair as the 82-year-old Brazilian soccer great's hospitalization near

https://tsportsday.com/2022/12/28/sports-news/pele-nears-1-month-in-hosp/


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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 28, 2022 16:14:25 ago (+1/-0)*

I don’t know shit about soccer, I’m from Texas. But I know of Pele; he’s the only soccer guy I can identify. What’s wrong with him? In the 80’s, we all wanted to play kickball, or dodgeball if it was raining. The Houston Hurricanes kept coming to our elementary school trying to get us amped up about soccer. They would do tricks and shit, we were unimpressed. Then the coaches would force us to play soccer for a quarter. We hated it. I am flabbergasted that dodgeball never took off. It’s action packed. And nobody in dodgeball pretends to have sustained a life ending mortal injury when they are lightly brushed. These soccer ‘men’ roll on the ground like a sniper shot them, if it doesn’t result in a penalty, they pop right up like nothing happened. How am I supposed to enjoy watching that fake drama?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.3 yearsDec 28, 2022 18:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 2.3 yearsDec 28, 2022 16:42:29 ago (+2/-0)

Oh holy fuck an 82 year old man is dying. This is certainly a new occurrence that has never happened before.

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 2.3 yearsDec 28, 2022 20:44:28 ago (+1/-0)

I wish OP was nearing one month in the hospital with no signs of improvement.