Florida Anon Sends Commiefornia Bitch Packing - Upgoat

Fake and gay.
Most Floridians stay away from gators, and the ones crazy enough to fuck with them don't live in suburban areas with 6 foot wood fences because they spend all their money on beer and drugs.

[ + ] voatersaredumbasses

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:59:39 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 28, 2022 06:18:38 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] fnbs 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:12:42 ago (+3/-0)

Fake n gay

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 13:42:22 ago (+2/-1)

i highly doubt that he handled the gators. these creatures are vicious and even when they are small they can bite your ass.

my dad used to hunt them when we used to live in latin america he used a 30/30 to kill them on the spot and then he will give the remains to the natives there because they thought of these lizards as a delicacy

https://youtu.be/KHmjC_XJP-c

Owner reacts after alligator bites hand of handler

thus i dont believe his story

[ + ] Scruffy_Nerfherder

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 13 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 13:54:49 ago (+13/-0)

Never doubt the powers of a drunk Floridian. Beer has the same effects on Floridians that spinach has on Popeye.

[ + ] knightwarrior41

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:00:01 ago (+1/-1)

Never doubt the powers of a drunk Floridian. Beer has the same effects on Floridians that spinach has on Popeye.

you might say it as a joke but nah a drunk guy wouldnt have even the right mental faculty to handle a vicious animal unless he has lethal force (a gun or something)

i still dont believe it and yes i live in florida

[ + ] Scruffy_Nerfherder

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 5 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:04:54 ago (+5/-0)

I lived in Orlando for about 2 years... Navy. Maybe if it was a Stripper on meth, those girls can handle anything. I've seen some sketchy stuff there.

No, I don't consider Orlando as part of Florida. I never felt like anyone actually lived there, everyone was just a paid extra for Disney world.

[ + ] knightwarrior41

[ - ] knightwarrior41 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:11:22 ago (+2/-0)

I lived in Orlando for about 2 years... Navy.

O_o

No, I don't consider Orlando as part of Florida. I never felt like anyone actually lived there, everyone was just a paid extra for Disney world.

never been outside of the tri county area of southern florida. i was invited to disney a few months back but i declined. i have no desire to see clowns pretending to be mickey and minnie while asking you for money because of a picture.

my nephew and niece hated the place because of just that. it ruined their experience and also my sister and mother told me that people were rude for no reason

[ + ] Scruffy_Nerfherder

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 18:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

You're not missing anything.

[ + ] knightwarrior41

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 18:15:02 ago (+1/-0)

You're not missing anything.

as a teen i wanted to see just epcot but that's it but yes you are right i aint missing a thing. my family members said the same thing

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:04:56 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] knightwarrior41

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:13:38 ago (+1/-1)

i think its all made up. ppl will believe anything these days.

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:12:33 ago (+3/-0)

I mean it's probably bullshit BUT gators will get partially domesticated if they live around humans who feed them. Growing up my "neighborhood" had a small gator that would travel between the 4-5 ponds around the area you could feed him and he would let humans get close enough to grab him, even fed one of my gerbils to him after it bit me.

If you know any real Floridians this is entirely plausible, except for the 7 in one night, gators don't really share an area unless they are being fed by people often. So maybe.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 15:51:21 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen many dudes in the south manhandle gators. There's a way to do it and never underestimate a redneck. I'm gonna believe this story because it makes my feels feel. lol

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 22:37:55 ago (+0/-0)

Good for you!!
Wish we could have gotten rid of the kalifornia bitch that moved in next door to us. We ended up moving after several altercations with this bitch. Note to all you kali's,...fucking stay in your fucked up state. STOP polluting our states!

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 18:22:20 ago (+0/-0)

FUCK OFF WE’RE FULL!!!!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 17:26:01 ago (+0/-0)

Southerner's have a sick sense of humor,I laughed my head-off.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 16:42:06 ago (+0/-0)

What compels a person to make up a story on an anonymous forum

[ + ] lastlist

[ - ] lastlist 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 17:11:07 ago (+0/-0)

For fun.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 15:50:30 ago (+0/-0)

This is how we win.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 15:44:53 ago (+0/-0)

Floridaman is here to save the day.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 15:30:29 ago (+0/-0)

Fake but I like it anyway

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 14:07:53 ago (+0/-0)

Based.

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