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[ - ] system 36 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 11:05:06 ago (+36/-0)

Merry Christmas all and happy voat death day. Can't believe it's been 2 years... Hope you all doing well and staying warm. Freezing my ass off in Florida, cant imagine what the rest of you are going through.

[ - ] calx 8 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:07:27 ago (+8/-0)

Merry Christmas you crazy guys and gals. Hope you all are having a great time with friends or family and staying warm.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 19:34:29 ago (+3/-0)

You too, Calx. You a real ass nigga.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:52:24 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks calx. Appreciate it bro.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:35:01 ago (+6/-0)

The 23rd and overnight into the 24th was some crazy weaher around here (NE). At one point Nova Scotia was 52 and D.C. was 17! I got the kerosene heater out of storage because I thought “if we loose power, I will die!” It ususally only gets this cold every few years in my area. I hope thats the last bad cold snap of this season. Forecast says next week it will reach 60– that might not sound impressive to you but its great for these parts. I hate cold! Merry Christmas. Rip old voat. Viva la new voat.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 15:17:48 ago (+3/-0)

GSM.
Look it up and prepare

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -4 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 19:07:11 ago (+0/-4)

Damn, I really don’t care.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 19:32:07 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah bro, neither do we. I'm actually surprised your faggot ass is still around. Did your mom fall asleep early, giving you access to the family computer?

Either way, I hope your dad enjoyed the tug job from the Amazon guy that delivered the fruitcake. I'm sure it's been awhile, and it's always nice to see family.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 22:14:26 ago (+2/-2)

Eat shit you faggot millennial.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 26, 2022 03:39:34 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t ever ease up on that race trader.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 16:57:05 ago (+3/-0)

Merry Christmas bro, thanks for making this place happen.

[ - ] JuanchoTalarga 2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 19:20:28 ago (+2/-0)

Merry Christmas :3

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:07:47 ago (+3/-5)

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[ - ] shigeridoo 4 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:04:40 ago (+5/-1)

Fuck off pedophile

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:50:21 ago (+1/-1)

Morning dangus. Hope you're not drinking too much or eating too much junk food. Christmas is the only time I eat junk food FYI. Had honey-cashews - delicious. Gunna buy a tub of ice-cream so I don't forget what it tastes like. I'm so disciplined with my food, man.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 16:46:15 ago (+1/-3)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 26, 2022 11:06:01 ago (+1/-0)

Ew.

[ - ] PORTforceOne -1 points 1.3 yearsDec 26, 2022 16:31:56 ago (+0/-1)

Fuck you loser, you wouldn't know good porn if it hit you in face.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 26, 2022 17:48:13 ago (+1/-0)

What is this some kind of joe mccarthy alt account?

[ - ] Freespeechplease 17 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 07:53:43 ago (+17/-0)

Merry Christmas and gas all the Jews! Heil Hitler 0/

[ - ] PostWallHelena 13 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 11:20:42 ago (+13/-0)

Merry Xmas guy. Merry Christmas and Happy Yule to all the niggerfaggots, even @diggernicks who is getting back from Christmas mass rn.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 11:31:54 ago (+11/-0)

Holy crap, did you just make me laugh?

It's a Christmas miracle!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 11:36:52 ago (+12/-0)

Have an awesome day everyone. Except the gaggle of feds watching this place, I hope you all got coal in your stockings.

[ - ] bobdole9 11 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:01:27 ago (+11/-0)

Fuck that, coal is useful. Cat shit is more appropriate.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:30:54 ago (+9/-0)

I'm not going to say what I really want them to get, you'll just have to trust that it's in the Christmas spirit. Like crossing the Delaware River on Christmas spirit.

[ - ] SecretHitler 9 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 11:33:49 ago (+9/-0)

Happy Yule and Merry Christmas everyone! I wish you loving moments with friends and families, warmth for the cold months while we wait for the renewal of spring, and above all strength and hope for our people!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:53:48 ago (+1/-0)

Ah shucks! That was beautiful SH, damn beautiful! Where'd you copy it from?

[ - ] NationalSocialism 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 26, 2022 00:40:38 ago (+1/-0)

Happy Yule

Thanks bud. Same to you!

[ - ] Mopar_or_nocar24 4 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 15:11:06 ago (+4/-0)

Merry Christmas faggots!

[ - ] Laputois 4 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:42:35 ago (+4/-0)

Anybody ask our Texas boys how the weather is in Russia now? How about our Australian contingent in Israel?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:57:34 ago (+1/-0)

I'll take the question for Aus even though my fellow countrymen are embarrassed by me (pissants that they are). Bro, it's f..king magnificent in SEAus, at least, 30C. A summer at last after two years of rain at Christmas. Melbourne is in for a scorcher 40C. It's a bit worrying how quickly the garden and everywhere else dries out so quickly. Brings it home to you how necessary and precious water is.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:57:51 ago (+1/-0)

Shalom, howdy and Привет, niggerfaggot. Can't speak for Russia, but in Australia it's hotter than Satan's bunghole.

[ - ] Metanoid 4 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 08:28:21 ago (+4/-0)

kek

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 15:56:42 ago (+3/-0)

Happy Yule, niggerfaggots!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 27, 2022 17:03:50 ago (+0/-0)

You failures at life must be really bored to be this obsessed

Get hobbies ya cunts

[ - ] NukeAmerica 3 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 14:34:24 ago (+4/-1)

Merry Christmas to everyone but paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 18:00:41 ago (+1/-1)

Thanks bro. What part of Yankee land you freezing in? Apparently Montana got the coldest. Russia is punishing you guys big time. It released its topsecret "WDS (weather disruption system)". @boekanier was very helpful to them. Provided them with weather maps for America's 50 States.

[ - ] didyouknow 2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 20:14:56 ago (+2/-0)

Merry Christmas everyone! Have a good one!

[ - ] MasterAce 2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:47:44 ago (+2/-0)

Signing in to say to my favorite internet faggots.merry Christmas goats.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:09:19 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 18:07:45 ago (+1/-0)

Happy sweet baby Jesus's birthday to all you goats out there

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:47:08 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks beece.

[ - ] DanielR 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:50:45 ago (+1/-0)

Merry Christmas !

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 11:06:41 ago (+2/-1)

xmas is gay, so is NYE, Jan 2 is the best day of the year

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:21:50 ago (+1/-0)

Why is jan 2 the best day of the year?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:37:11 ago (+1/-1)

I really have to explain it? Use that big brain, hon.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 15:18:53 ago (+2/-0)

You're a cunt privately.
But I bet much more polite in public.
Meaning that you are a fraud

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 18:17:00 ago (+0/-0)

Belfuro, I hope you harbour nice feelings toward me? I seem to recall a bit of tetchiness on your part?

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 18:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

You're my enemy. A glow agent, servant of Satan.

That is how I recall you.

I do not ever recall threatening you or acting tough to intimidate you

[ - ] Anus_Expander -2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 15:24:43 ago (+1/-3)

One day soon you will wake up, and realize you are tied down to the bed, and my bunghole is an inch from your mouth. In shock and horror, you know what's coming next, as I giggle softly and begin to strain.

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 15:46:48 ago (+2/-0)

No refutation just a very sad attempt to act tough and insult.

Youre pathetic and a fraud.
All you have is your internet tough guy image don't you?

[ - ] Anus_Expander -2 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:54:59 ago (+0/-2)

I will make your family watch, then it's their turn, faguette

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 18:27:04 ago (+0/-0)

Ohh scary words. Very brave of you

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -3 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 19:07:53 ago (+0/-3)

@diggernicks

Die you jew faggot

[ - ] twenty5 -5 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 07:49:27 ago (+1/-6)

youre still a nigger, that is all

i bet beece waited all night just to post this, classic case of redditism


https://youtu.be/CoOsjFUCyNI

here you merry fuckface

[ - ] beece [op] 5 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 08:16:02 ago (+5/-0)*

I was able to watch that shit for exactly 22 seconds twenty5. Ever wonder what that wretched shit is doing to your brain? Here's some Christmas stuff that won't rot yer brain too much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr5D9AbDSxs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfY4b1NszpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLk9pzmaFHY

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:02:18 ago (+4/-0)

Dial gay.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 11:15:39 ago (+5/-0)

Very tough and scary sounds. You must be very tough and scary by association. Hahaha.

[ - ] deleted -5 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:03:13 ago (+0/-5)

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[ - ] twenty5 -5 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:06:09 ago (+0/-5)

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:34:57 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] twenty5 -6 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:07:21 ago (+0/-6)

lol beece is goatpen, no way system is not system.... you fucking kikes renew you lease or what?

rot in hell you fuck tards, you deserve even more

once i catch i will find you.... lol you worthless pieces of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2kLHaCir0

[ - ] deleted 8 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:32:30 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.3 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:44:13 ago (+5/-0)

Merry Christmas, you dial shitalt.

[ - ] beece [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsDec 26, 2022 15:00:08 ago (+0/-0)

I am neither the poster goatpen nor am I jewish. I know and respect plenty of jewish folks, but I am not one myself twenty5.