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Fifty things NOT to say to black people

submitted by Scyber to Niggers 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 21:13:49 ago (+11/-0)     (blogs.lse.ac.uk)

https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/businessreview/2021/10/22/50-things-not-to-say-to-black-people/

Have a good chuckle this Christmas!

Appearance
1. You’re really pretty for a black girl.

2. Are you lips real?

3. You’re like black black!

4. Can I touch your hair? (OR they lunge in without asking).

5. You’re so lucky to have a natural tan.

6. I didn’t realise black people could grow real eyebrows.

7. You’re not black, you must be mixed with something, because you’re so light-skinned.

8. Any “coloured” descriptor (I’m not a box of crayons).

Education
9. You speak so articulately.

10. You’re actually really smart.

11. Who taught you how to speak English?

12. You know so many words?

13. Wow, you got into Oxford, were you a diversity candidate?

14. Don’t research race; you’ll end your career before it’s even started.

15. Are you first in your family to be educated?

16. You don’t sound black AT ALL.

17. Teach me some slang.

Work
18. We can’t attract or keep black employees, it’s like they don’t wanna work.

19. I’m SO sorry, I didn’t think you worked here (after calling security).

20. You should meet X, you’ll REALLY get on (both being black).

21. I love your hair straight; it looks so much more professional.

22. How do you make your money? (I work like everyone else).

23. We’ll address it, but just be careful not to play the ‘Race Card’ (after reporting a racial incident).

24. I like you! You’re surprisingly professional.

25. You could definitely pass as one of ‘us’.

26. You must be struggling through COVID (responding to inequality statistics).

Identity
27. Do you have a Mum AND a Dad?

28. Are you from Africa or Jamaica?

29. You’re a good mix (like a cockerpoo or labradoodle).

30. Do you snack on dry bones?

31. Where are you really from?

32. Can black people really be Muslim?

33. Do you eat with your hands at home?

34. Can we just use your initials?

35. That smells funny… What are you eating?

36. I was so shocked to see black Jews on TV.

37. (Siobhan, Saoirse and Leigh get to keep their names but…) Your name is too hard to pronounce, so I’m going to call you X (typically a Westernised adaptation).

Bizarre
38. Do you have any weed?

39. Why can’t black people swim?

40. Have you been to jail, even for a little while?

41. What colour is your blood?

42. How can I be racist, my X is black?

43. Yo my G/N*****! (or other attempts at Ebonics).

44. I’m sorry for my ancestors (when you just wanted a coffee).

45. Do have cars where you’re from?

46. What’s happening in Africa? (I’m not a newscaster)

47. I’ve always wondered what it would be like in black skin.

48. I think black people are really cool. (All black people, everywhere?).

49. I don’t see colour.

50. Why do “black Lives Matter” – don’t all lives matter? (Are all lives undervalued?)


23 comments block


[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 15 points 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 21:47:06 ago (+15/-0)

How about I just not talk to niggers at all?

[ - ] HughBriss 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:04:48 ago (+4/-0)

Best answer.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 20:04:11 ago (+0/-0)

Sage advice

[ - ] Sector7 7 points 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:41:39 ago (+7/-0)

Here's a list of words to never speak to blacks. https://www.dictionary.com/

[ - ] heraclitus 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:12:11 ago (+4/-0)

Clean your room. Get a job. STOP OR I'll SHOOT!. Drop the gun/knife!. POLICE! Where are your kids now? Are you the father? How much do you make? Are you sober? Are you free of STDs? Are you going to pay for that? What's that smell? Can you read?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 10:52:27 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:41:24 ago (+3/-0)

Do you fuck humans?

Do you have any half breed kids?

Is your mother still a prostitute?

How much longer is your probation?

Do you eat human food?

How often are you a Cannibal?

Can you show me how to make a spear/loincloth/mud hut??

How do you get those plates in your lips?

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 12:58:56 ago (+0/-0)

Where's your dad?

Who's bike is that?

Did you rape her then kill her or did you kill her and then rape her?

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 20:05:41 ago (+0/-0)

Niggloo , not mud hut. Niggloo

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:10:51 ago (+3/-0)

This could actually be re-titled as "Fifty fun things to say to a nigger".

When I used to think a few niggers were worth a damn, I knew one who was in my anonymous group group of "alcoholics" (whatever the hell that means). He spoke well and had confidence and poise when he was at the lectern. I didn't know the words "you're very articulate" were taboo when I was complementing him on his public speaking ability (I actually meant it, because I'm crap at public speaking), and he just gave me a look and then shrugged it off, I'm sure thinking "white boy doesn't know this is an insult to black people".

Well, no I didn't. But now that I know, I'm not going to stop using it, because most of the niggers I come in contact with are mongrels who can't say anything in proper English because all they can speak is their own intelligible patois of grunts, repetition of two or three word phrases, and vulgarity.

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 23:12:58 ago (+1/-0)

Number 13 is fact tho

[ - ] Hh 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:17:35 ago (+2/-1)

Here's one. Hello come on in

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 09:46:43 ago (+0/-0)

Well not true in 100% of the cases.

Exceptions are jail and wood chippers.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 20:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

Yet they won't just fuck off to Africa

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 11:51:51 ago (+0/-0)

4. Can I touch your hair? (OR they lunge in without asking).

This NEVER happens. Ever. Yet niggers are still obsessed with the idea that White people are somehow fascinated by their brillo locks. It reeks of cope.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 09:38:48 ago (+0/-0)

1. You’re really pretty for a black girl.

Said nobody ever since the most likely sentence would be "You’re really pretty for a half breed nigger, you gota lot of white in you though"


2. Are you lips real?

of course they are unless they are thin

3. You’re like black black!

Black is black one drop of oil ruins 200 gallons of pure water

4. Can I touch your hair? (OR they lunge in without asking).

Said nobody ever

5. You’re so lucky to have a natural tan.

Its not a tan

6. I didn’t realise black people could grow real eyebrows.

Said nobody ever

7. You’re not black, you must be mixed with something, because you’re so light-skinned.

Seems legit but its coming from other blacks.

8. Any “coloured” descriptor (I’m not a box of crayons).

Education
9. You speak so articulately.

Yes tell them not to rap and ebonic everything

10. You’re actually really smart.

Meaning you manage to stfu for 5 min in class

11. Who taught you how to speak English?

An important information maybe that person can do it to the other 13 %

12. You know so many words?

That I can understand

13. Wow, you got into Oxford, were you a diversity candidate?

A rethorical question

14. Don’t research race; you’ll end your career before it’s even started.

Only for whites

15. Are you first in your family to be educated?

No to everything in that sentence

16. You don’t sound black AT ALL.

Another sentence only spoken by other blacks

17. Teach me some slang.

Aka ebonics-english dictionary

18. We can’t attract or keep black employees, it’s like they don’t wanna work.

Pro tip dont make them work if you want to keep them.

19. I’m SO sorry, I didn’t think you worked here (after calling security).

He/she does and you needed to call the cops.

20. You should meet X, you’ll REALLY get on (both being black).

Almost like birds of one feather...

21. I love your hair straight; it looks so much more professional.

Nobody says that and blacks want to eumlate whites

22. How do you make your money? (I work like everyone else).

So why not just answer then?

23. We’ll address it, but just be careful not to play the ‘Race Card’ (after reporting a racial incident).

Dont play it

24. I like you! You’re surprisingly professional.

Yes dont say that to blacks

25. You could definitely pass as one of ‘us’.

Yet another thing said only by blacks to other blacks


26. You must be struggling through COVID (responding to inequality statistics).

Because I belive the TV and Muh raist virus

Identity
27. Do you have a Mum AND a Dad?

75% of blacks dont have a dad, statistically legit question

28. Are you from Africa or Jamaica?

Shit liberal mid class kids say

29. You’re a good mix (like a cockerpoo or labradoodle).

Oh for once something whites could say and blacks never would since they hate mixes

30. Do you snack on dry bones?

WHAT?!

31. Where are you really from?

Race obsessed leftys ask that.


32. Can black people really be Muslim?

What is American public (geography) education


33. Do you eat with your hands at home?

Depends on the dish.

34. Can we just use your initials?

A normal question when building a freindship


35. That smells funny… What are you eating?

[foods name] you want some?


36. I was so shocked to see black Jews on TV.

So was I, so was I

37. (Siobhan, Saoirse and Leigh get to keep their names but…) Your name is too hard to pronounce, so I’m going to call you X (typically a Westernised adaptation).

What most people with difficult names want you to do.

Bizarre
38. Do you have any weed?

Well do you?

39. Why can’t black people swim?

The research to that question will get you in a big rabbit hole.

40. Have you been to jail, even for a little while?

Because we don't hire ex cons to work with kids.

41. What colour is your blood?

Made up bullshit question legit when it comes from a doctor.

42. How can I be racist, my X is black?

Yes how can I be racist if I can't be not racist

43. Yo my G/N*****! (or other attempts at Ebonics).

Attempt is the best a white can do, there is no way to be so brain damaged to master them.

44. I’m sorry for my ancestors (when you just wanted a coffee).

No you want a coffee and reparations and kneeling also TV tells you whites must do that.

45. Do have cars where you’re from?

In the weak of muh green agenda a legit question-

46. What’s happening in Africa? (I’m not a newscaster)

Some basic knowledge is to be expected, newst caster dont know shit they only read a wall of text.

47. I’ve always wondered what it would be like in black skin.

Said nobody ever or libshit kids.

48. I think black people are really cool. (All black people, everywhere?).

Yes everywhere just like when I say a nigger robbed me I mean every nigger on the planet.

49. I don’t see colour.

You libshits came up with that shit.

50. Why do “black Lives Matter” – don’t all lives matter? (Are all lives undervalued?)

Because special treatment and jew money

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 08:21:24 ago (+0/-0)

I never talk to niggers, period

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 01:30:17 ago (+0/-0)

30. Do you snack on dry bones?


That happemed.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 09:44:46 ago (+0/-0)

I too never heard of that wtf?

Is that something white fat women came up with again?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 01:10:29 ago (+0/-0)

7. You’re not black, you must be mixed with something, because you’re so light-skinned.

Uh this is straight true.

If a nigger don't look like a national geographic picture, she's mixed.

I'm sure a lot of stuff they don't want to talk about is.

38. Do you have any weed?

Man, nigga why you gotta be so stingy? Let me get some of dat shit

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 00:06:54 ago (+0/-0)

How was father's day?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 24, 2022 09:46:03 ago (+0/-0)

You laught but that will make it into the list eventually as 2/3 dont have a dad so its racist or something.

You just wait.