I'm off till the 2nd. I got a little spending money. I do have some things I need to do that will keep me sane. For example I have to fix the toilet and change my power steering fluid. And yeah I'll lift and cook and study and play some video games and all that shit but I'm getting too old to keep going on like this. It's shit now or get off the pot if you know what I'm saying. I need to find a lady friend to make babies with, fast.
Bro you need friends. Women don't just feel attraction over good traits, they lose it over bad ones. And "no social life" is a big one. Aside from the fact that you need friends as much if not more than you need pussy.
I would 100% sort this out first. All you need is 2-3 guys who aren't hermits and aren't a total embarrassment and do things with any of them that get you out of the house at least weekly. Go to a game (or even better play) if you like sports, have a gym buddy, go to a bar, shoot guns, go hiking or fishing. Anything really but you need this element in your life. This isn't optional. A club would work too, like you said. Anything that gets you around people and makes you feel good in a healthy, masculine way. This is a need, not a "nice to have" and you need to make it a priority, just like your job or eating.
You probably have a lot the answers you're looking for inside your own head, but the internet trains us to search externally for answers instead of quietly sitting and thinking through our own problems. Like pick a specific thing and set a 5 minute timer and slowly think through it. I learned the importance of this lately and you'll find out you're actually smarter than you give yourself credit for and the process gives you confidence too.
I know it's probably not what you wanted to hear but I see these as prerequisites to what you're after. You don't want to get laid, you want to know that you're capable of getting laid, that you can navigate that terrain and dance the dance and speak the language.
My advice is foundational and with your social needs better met and the process of thinking through social challenges without asking for help as your default you'll be in a much better position for meeting women.
The sound of a Ziploc with $20 of crack being shaken usually brings 'em out of the woodwork like roaches. Oh, and actual roaches, too.
Edit: almost forgot: food banks are closed for the holiday and it's cold out, so maybe ride the bus with some hot food until you find that special girl who's hungry for more than just love.
[ - ] germ22 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:01:43 ago (+1/-0)
Try some of that power steering repair additive. It wont fix it, but might extend the life a bit. Usually when the power steering starts whining it's because air is in the system. That can be because it's simply low on fluid, or it is sucking in air through leaky fittings or corroded lines on the return side. If it sucking in air, the reservoir will be full of foamy fluid.
[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 20:34:47 ago (+1/-0)
There is a book called, "the game" and will tell you everything you need to know. Regarding finding a wife, be selective and look for qualities that matter. Are her parents still married? What does her ideal family look like? Is religion important? If you are using dating apps, fill in a lot of the questions and do it honestly. You only need one mate so look for a legit good match.
Locate- What kind of qualities does your ideal woman have? What kinds of hobbies or activities go along with those qualities? Now go there Athletic - hiking trails or gym, foodie - a gourmet food store, etc
Seduce- just act really confident and smile. Act like you dgaf about what people think. Then ... pull out your wallet and flash all your money before driving off in a big truck
Only way you're likely to get laid this Christmas break, starting from scratch like you seem to be, is to pay someone for it. And you're probably better off just jerking it instead.
For the long game, you gotta get out there where single people are likely to be. Just start up a casual conversation with someone. Start by making a comment about something you're both experiencing at the moment. If it's an amusing comment, even better. If she responds positively, try to keep it going. If she doesn't immediately act like she's interested in chatting to you, just go away and leave her alone. Don't push it.
While talking to her, don't ask if she has a boyfriend or is married. Let her bring it up if she is. Relationships and kids, if applicable, tend to come up pretty quick in small talk.
You're off to a good start if the conversation progresses far enough that you feel she might care to know what your name is.
You're likely going to have to do this a lot before you find a partner, but that's life bro. Don't listen to pick up artists, people trying to sell you how to "game" etc. Absolutely forget about trying to "seduce" her. You're not James Bond, and this isn't a movie. Seriously just talk to her casually and normally like you would anyone else.
I'm an introverted person, but my job requires me to constantly interact with attractive strangers. Just doing what I've told you has made my interactions with women immensely more positive than anything I did when I was younger and actively trying to get a girlfriend.
Like others said, you may have to lower your standards if all else fails. Honestly, in terms of long-term relationships and family, you're likely better off hooking up with someone who "rates lower" on your scale of attractiveness. She'll probably appreciate you more, and will be less likely to be tempted to cheat by other men approaching her.
[ - ] beece 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:28:47 ago (+1/-0)
Angrykeyboard has it. I once laid a verbal beatdown on some hot chick that literally 5-8 dudes were surrounding and hitting on at a party and she wound up sucking and fucking me. Her boyfriend, fucking asshole, busted out the front window in anger as he left.
You don't have to be nice, nice appears to be desparete. Wom3n want their ass cracked. If they don't want you after you pitched your version of humor, simply laugh, shake your head (the no shake) and walk ways. They'll come after you like flies on shit brother. It's strange but true. Smile at them and if they look away, put them on ignore. Next time you see her (the look away chick), say something to her...anything..."hello AGAIN look away girl" then smile,...and she'll be sleeping with you. But bring the goods bro, don't leave her unsatisfied. She cums first.
[ + ] SecretHitler
[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 18:27:29 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Lovemachine
[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 19:36:39 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] SecretHitler
[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 21:25:10 ago (+4/-0)
I would 100% sort this out first. All you need is 2-3 guys who aren't hermits and aren't a total embarrassment and do things with any of them that get you out of the house at least weekly. Go to a game (or even better play) if you like sports, have a gym buddy, go to a bar, shoot guns, go hiking or fishing. Anything really but you need this element in your life. This isn't optional. A club would work too, like you said. Anything that gets you around people and makes you feel good in a healthy, masculine way. This is a need, not a "nice to have" and you need to make it a priority, just like your job or eating.
You probably have a lot the answers you're looking for inside your own head, but the internet trains us to search externally for answers instead of quietly sitting and thinking through our own problems. Like pick a specific thing and set a 5 minute timer and slowly think through it. I learned the importance of this lately and you'll find out you're actually smarter than you give yourself credit for and the process gives you confidence too.
I know it's probably not what you wanted to hear but I see these as prerequisites to what you're after. You don't want to get laid, you want to know that you're capable of getting laid, that you can navigate that terrain and dance the dance and speak the language.
My advice is foundational and with your social needs better met and the process of thinking through social challenges without asking for help as your default you'll be in a much better position for meeting women.
[ + ] Lovemachine
[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 01:03:07 ago (+1/-0)
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[ + ] La_Chalupacabra
[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 21:59:53 ago (+1/-0)*
Oh, and actual roaches, too.
Edit: almost forgot: food banks are closed for the holiday and it's cold out, so maybe ride the bus with some hot food until you find that special girl who's hungry for more than just love.
[ + ] Centaurus
[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 18:31:37 ago (+3/-0)
p.s. on a more serious note, I personally don't know you well enough to give that sort of advice.
p.s.s. when you find the answers that you seek, shoot me a PM. I want to know how to "locate" and "seduce her", also.
p.s.s.s. if I find her first, I'll make sure you get sloppy seconds, and... 9 months later you can tell everybody it's yours!
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[ + ] Lovemachine
[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 19:41:10 ago (+0/-0)
Thanks for the luck but what I need is a basket of puppies.
[ + ] germ22
[ - ] germ22 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:01:43 ago (+1/-0)
Usually when the power steering starts whining it's because air is in the system. That can be because it's simply low on fluid, or it is sucking in air through leaky fittings or corroded lines on the return side. If it sucking in air, the reservoir will be full of foamy fluid.
[ + ] Lovemachine
[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 01:08:21 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 18:42:13 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] AmalekTheZOG
[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 18:46:58 ago (+3/-0)
1 Buy a leash.
2 Buy peanut butter.
??????
*PROFIT*
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[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 19:09:59 ago (+3/-0)
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[ + ] Belfuro
[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 20:09:20 ago (+2/-0)
Shy.impressionable.
Bur you have to know how to be a man.
To train her. To handle her behaviors. To be strong in the face of her destructive nature.
And you have to be a good provider with good time management so that you can spoil her and protect her always as she manages house and family.
And you have to kerp her away from this toxic society, destructive family and friends.
So you'd need to be at least in your 30s.
Good luck with that.
Cheaper and easier and much safer to pay for a surrogate.
[ + ] MaryXmas
[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 20:34:47 ago (+1/-0)
Regarding finding a wife, be selective and look for qualities that matter. Are her parents still married? What does her ideal family look like? Is religion important? If you are using dating apps, fill in a lot of the questions and do it honestly. You only need one mate so look for a legit good match.
[ + ] Nosferatjew
[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 20:36:20 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] SecretHitler
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[ + ] Endo_Aryan
[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 21:14:24 ago (+1/-0)
Seduce- just act really confident and smile. Act like you dgaf about what people think. Then ... pull out your wallet and flash all your money before driving off in a big truck
Seduce-
[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior
[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:13:30 ago (+3/-0)
For the long game, you gotta get out there where single people are likely to be. Just start up a casual conversation with someone. Start by making a comment about something you're both experiencing at the moment. If it's an amusing comment, even better. If she responds positively, try to keep it going. If she doesn't immediately act like she's interested in chatting to you, just go away and leave her alone. Don't push it.
While talking to her, don't ask if she has a boyfriend or is married. Let her bring it up if she is. Relationships and kids, if applicable, tend to come up pretty quick in small talk.
You're off to a good start if the conversation progresses far enough that you feel she might care to know what your name is.
You're likely going to have to do this a lot before you find a partner, but that's life bro. Don't listen to pick up artists, people trying to sell you how to "game" etc. Absolutely forget about trying to "seduce" her. You're not James Bond, and this isn't a movie. Seriously just talk to her casually and normally like you would anyone else.
I'm an introverted person, but my job requires me to constantly interact with attractive strangers. Just doing what I've told you has made my interactions with women immensely more positive than anything I did when I was younger and actively trying to get a girlfriend.
Like others said, you may have to lower your standards if all else fails. Honestly, in terms of long-term relationships and family, you're likely better off hooking up with someone who "rates lower" on your scale of attractiveness. She'll probably appreciate you more, and will be less likely to be tempted to cheat by other men approaching her.
Good luck bro.
[ + ] Lovemachine
[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 24, 2022 01:05:55 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] beece
[ - ] beece 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 23, 2022 22:28:47 ago (+1/-0)
You don't have to be nice, nice appears to be desparete. Wom3n want their ass cracked. If they don't want you after you pitched your version of humor, simply laugh, shake your head (the no shake) and walk ways. They'll come after you like flies on shit brother. It's strange but true. Smile at them and if they look away, put them on ignore. Next time you see her (the look away chick), say something to her...anything..."hello AGAIN look away girl" then smile,...and she'll be sleeping with you. But bring the goods bro, don't leave her unsatisfied. She cums first.
[ + ] MightyMorphinFaggot
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