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Theres a trivial way for the junta to solve the question of "who to blame for the door being opened to J6?"

submitted by prototype to USPolitics 2.5 yearsDec 22, 2022 14:34:11 ago (+1/-1)     (USPolitics)

And thats by throwing the mayor of DC under the proverbial bus.

The reasoning goes something like this: "conservatives LOVE the thin blue line. And cops LOVE trump. Cops who loved trump, supported the rioters, and opened the doors."

And then, to add insult to injury, claim "the women beaten to death on the capitol steps was actually antifa in disguise, there as a journalist to record and report the crimes being committed by muh evil right wingers. And the capitol police, encouraging the riot, killed her for trying to stop it."

I'm surprised this shit hasn't already been tried.

Now about my payment for selling my soul and advising the deep state:

My preferred payment is in blowjobs from super models.



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 22, 2022 17:04:18 ago (+0/-0)

Super models give the laziest blow jobs. Fat chicks now, buddy they put in work. Super models can get dicked down whenever. You give a hog a bone and she'll suck the marrow out of it.

[ - ] 867530nein 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 22, 2022 17:47:16 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] prototype [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 22, 2022 22:02:52 ago (+0/-0)

"Super models give the laziest blow jobs. "

yeah but who wants to let a farm animal suck on their dick?