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Allegedly Zelensky is in DC for a joint session with Congress tomorrow

submitted by WhiteRonin to whatever 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:25:31 ago (+7/-1)     (whatever)

A well placed hypersonic from some benevolent Nation could save everyone from the corrupt treasonous tyrants at the wheel and the CIA ZOG coup faggot comedian all at once.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:47:13 ago (+3/-0)

watch how they all bow at his jewish feet and lick his ass with standing ovations. we have slipped into some alternate reality where everything is fucked I'm sure of it.

[ - ] WhiteRonin [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:50:17 ago (+3/-0)

Plot twist, Zelensky is probably the head of the CIA. Running Ukraine out of his home office in Florida.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:52:25 ago (+1/-0)

oh I would not doubt it. I would bet he is Mossad. They obviously have America bent over a barrel. Its hard to tell what all they have on the Bidens and Pelosi's so he is blackmailing the fuck out of them.

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:29:06 ago (+3/-0)

Who wants to be a hero and end a "brother war"?

[ - ] WhiteRonin [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:50:25 ago (+2/-0)

Time for a real Jan 6th.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:54:49 ago (+1/-0)

It can't be "insurrection" or "a coup" either because the whole of our "elected" politicians are illegitimate and illegal.

[ - ] WhiteRonin [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 19:08:40 ago (+1/-0)

Do we finally get to use the other R-word?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 19:27:53 ago (+1/-0)

RUTABAGA!!!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 22:42:41 ago (+1/-0)

Yummy!

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:28:46 ago (+1/-0)

Your new president.

[ - ] WhiteRonin [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 18:49:17 ago (+3/-0)

Shit, I'd believe it possible.. at this point, anything is.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 19:27:17 ago (+0/-0)

Well then, gosh, I sure hope DC doesn't get nuked or anything. That would be terrible. Golly.