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Ever meet someone famous and have that awkward moment when they realize you don't give a shit?

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 17:58:34 ago (+14/-0)     (whatever)

(don't dox)

Had this happen a few times, it's kind of funny; most recently in sports, another in entertainment.

For example.. imagine meeting the sports ball champs going on about their game,

Oh did that happen?? Tell someone who cares.


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[ - ] RoxannaHardbutt 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 18:57:40 ago (+5/-0)*

After taking a flight from Darwin in Australia's Northern Territory I was directed into a departure lounge at Sydney airport to await a connection to Brisbane, one other bloke was there a fellow about my age, size and shape, he was looking straight at me and in the spirit of traveller's bonhomie I said "hiya mate" .. he pulled a face.

I mouthed get f***** and left it at that .. he took a connecting flight to Coolangatta, whereas on the evening news that night came a story George Harrison had flown into that place, on his way to Murwillumbah in Northern NSW to attend a Hare Krishna festival, they showed footage and I recognized him as the dude who had been rude at Sydney airport.

If it is any consolation to anyone celebs are said to be equally offensive toward each other .. in Sydney another time there was a dude carrying a guitar case prancing up the street in his elevator shoes, just from the way he looked I knew he was a top line player.

He was coming up the other side of the street, when the lights changed I crossed over and was virtually face to face with Albert Lee who was Eric C's rhythm man for a substantial time, he scowled at me .. both incidents put me off of celebrities for good.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 23:35:05 ago (+1/-0)

Well put yourself in his shoes. Basically since he was 18 his entire public life has consisted of getting harassed. So when someone says “hiya mate” the first thing he thinks is “fuck this guy is going to ask stupid fucking questions about being a Beatle and any chance at peace in this situation is over.”

As for Albert Lee that guy is clearly just fucking weird and doesn’t really like people all that much.

[ - ] cyclops1771 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:24:27 ago (+4/-0)

I met Paul Simon once. What a piece of shit that guy.

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 02:14:06 ago (+3/-0)

I saw Ivanka Trump at Dorsia

[ - ] Jerd34 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 22:33:49 ago (+3/-0)

yes. i gave billy bob thornton my autograph. then I walked away.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 22:10:48 ago (+3/-0)

Anyone successful you meet is an NPC

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:39:13 ago (+3/-0)*

My most related experience is with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I've never thought much of celebrities and really want to treat all people the same. When you are in there presence they are even more just a person.

So I happen to be in a political conversation with a large group of people and him (back when I was more "in the party") and he's sharing his ideas for how he wants to change districting in my state, and I'm listening to his ideas and they've got me thinking and perplexed enough that I'm no longer thinking of him as Arnold Schwarzenegger but instead as just some idiot. I'm a real nobody in this situation but I guess my autism took over and I had to say something because his ideas are dumb, complicated, magnets for corruption, and every advantage is easy to get in other ways (basically my state was turning purple and he had his scheme for how to make things more favorable when things are properly blue. Sounds like a good idea but its the details were out there). So I asked him a question that basically implied he's an idiot and it kind of hit. Basically.. why don't we do this simpler. He didn't really have a response at all and it took the wind right out of his sails. (Kind of his fault for not having a response to kind of an obvious question).

But it's weird. I see him on the tv or he comes up in conversation at work when people talk about actors and I have to think, oh yeah, I met him once, called him an idiot, that was a weird moment. It's just strange to think in hindsight that was actually Arnold Schwarzenegger because in the moment he wasn't Arnold Schwarzenegger, he was just an idiot with convoluted ideas.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 00:11:49 ago (+0/-0)

Decent competent people don't have time for politics and if they try they get outed very quickly by actual policians.

Corrupt vile incompent scum

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 03:07:34 ago (+0/-0)

never forget 'fuck your freedom'. no. fuck you arnold

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 06:55:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 20:55:07 ago (+3/-0)

I live in NYC, so I’ve seen probably a couple hundred celebrities in person. The only one I ever approached was Drea DeMatteo back in her Sopranos hey day because she was fucking hot.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:21:18 ago (+1/-0)

Yea, I fucked her

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 02:47:08 ago (+2/-0)

Every single time.

For some reason I don't give a flying fuck about people, just about ideas and things.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:21:12 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 00:43:32 ago (+1/-0)

I met him back a million years ago, when he was filming We Were Soldiers. He used our spare hangar on the airfield at Ft. Benning, about 30 feet from our main hangar, and they have it up the set for the indoor house scenes.

He seemed a cool dude but there were a lot of us, so he couldn’t talk to everyone. My buddy did get him to sign out then sign back in a torque wrench, though.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 07:56:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 15:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

A lot of my buddies were, but we were a medevac unit, so I had to work on actual Army stuff. It was cool seeing them on screen, though.

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 20:12:26 ago (+2/-0)

If you do not have a story about meeting Ronnie Howard's little brother, you are wasting my time, fuck off.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 20:51:36 ago (+1/-0)

Clint?

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:23:23 ago (+2/-0)*

No. My name is Laputois

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 00:13:36 ago (+1/-0)

Saw Geoffrey Rush on the train one evening on way home from work. Sat directly opposite him in fact on the facing seats. Stared at him for bit wondering where I'd seen him before... then realised who he was.

No one was paying him any attention. He's known for using public transport in Melbourne and mingling with the great unwashed. (When I told my mum she scoffed saying, I've seen him hundreds of times...!)

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 09:37:10 ago (+1/-0)

Saw Geoffrey Rush on the train one evening on way home from work

Is that before or after the sexual misconduct allegations? He seemed so much more chipper before 2019.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 23:25:52 ago (+1/-0)

It was before that, I'm pretty sure - it was a while ago.

My mum used to live around that area so it was all a bit ho hum to her. She used to say hi to Barry Humphries and even saw Kylie herself once or twice.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 19:44:17 ago (+0/-0)

I don't care about famous people.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 09:41:45 ago (+0/-0)

Been around many sportsball players, a couple of actors and one of those mega-evangelists.

I actually did know and care about a few white baseball players. Grew up around two Nigger Felon League players and their kids as well, never cared about either. My first fights were with one of those niglets.

Nothing to say about the actors, but the evangelist really creeped me out. I felt super weird vibes off the guy and wanted to leave, but it was a dinner I had to be present for.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 06:56:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 03:06:32 ago (+0/-0)

I met more than my fair share of players from a world renoun American football team due to growing up in the training town.

I didn't give a single fuck about, or know who they were and they paid me tons of cash for my lack of knowledge.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 02:19:40 ago (+0/-0)

mostly they appreciate it when you treat them like a normal person.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 01:04:04 ago (+0/-0)

Macklemore actually didn't care about being treated like a normal person. He was slightly amused and surprised. Didn't know who he was and checked his ID at the door. His entourage was VERY bugged though.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 01:02:04 ago (+0/-0)

I denied a famous director entrance to a night club because he was a fucking dick head. Did not know who he was at the time

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 23:46:17 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 23:45:15 ago (+0/-0)

I know Ben Affleck. I know Mel Gibson and his father very well. I fucked Alyssa Milano for about three months years ago. She had some good pussy but is crazy and fuckin needy. I've met many musicians. Some I tried to offend because they were uppity pricks. I've met many other actors and dont care. I'm not a star-stricken person.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 00:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

You are such a lying piece of shit. Lol

Wow what a fucking loser. Ok now tell me where Owen touched you again?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 07:01:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 13:37:17 ago (+0/-0)

You would jerk off with (((owen))) in one of his room whack sessions, wouldn't you? Did you see that pic of him doing that Crowder bit and he was wearing those spandex and he has a little button dick? "oy vey, but my mommy said I have a big dick". bahahaha -That's your cult leader.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 23:48:34 ago (+0/-0)

Give us some nudes of milano to meme with.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 23:52:03 ago (+1/-0)

I never took any nudes of her. I have regular pics of us. I haven't looked at them in years because I got married a few years after her. I'm surprised she didn't get preggers. I nutted in that bitch constantly.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 20:10:59 ago (+0/-0)

My Dad has a habit of walking up to famous people and saying something to them. It's odd, and I've never felt compelled to do so, but he's nice enough and they're used to it enough that it's never bothered anyone that they showed.

So yes I've gotten into conversations this way and by sitting next to people at sports events. I participated in some mandatory (for them) meet and greets at the super bowl once.

No, I've never cared, nor particularly had anything to say to them. If I met, IDK, John Carmack or somebody involved in something I care about, I'm sure I would, but there's such a limited number of those things. I guess on the occasions I have met video game and computing luminaries I haven't really thought of them as celebrities.

Pro football players are really, really tall. You kind of expect basketball players to be tall, and a lot of college football players aren't that tall, but the professionals are surprisingly so.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 20:52:52 ago (+1/-0)

I’m the exact height and weight of a top tier NFL Offensive Tackle.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:03:22 ago (+0/-0)

All muscle?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 9 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:22:32 ago (+9/-0)

He means hes a fat nigger

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:33:23 ago (+0/-0)

Not anymore. I’m well into middle age.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 03:25:47 ago (+0/-0)

age was never the problem

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 21:45:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 18:19:40 ago (+0/-0)

I live in a vacation town, I see plenty of celebrities in the warm months. My favorite encounter was having Didi Conn ask to take a picture of me and my new puppy. My dog was an Argentinian Mastiff puppy that was all white, and she had been sniffing through a rosebush just beforehand and got a rose pedal stuck to her nose just perfectly square in the middle.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 22:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

Wild! Didi Conn with a rose petal stuck to her nose! No wonder that is your favorite encounter with a "star". It must have been real weird watching her sniff through the rosebush!

[ - ] Cantaloupe [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 22:44:41 ago (+0/-0)

Nice dog, sounds like a funny picture

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 00:23:51 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah it was even crazier when she squatted down and started taking a shit!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 18:08:26 ago (+0/-0)

Does one of our house representatives count?

I met her at our polling place because who knew, she lives around here somewhere. Or has one of her houses around here, rather.

She was still pretty new at that point, but she had started jumping on board the insane cali leftist nutjob bandwagon right around then, so that clouded my opinion of her for some reason.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 18:22:40 ago (+1/-0)

You fail at life for living in commiefornia

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 20:45:41 ago (+1/-0)

Hope so. Blew a tire in bumfuck Iowa and limped a few miles to the closest town. The local house representative was pumping gas at the gas station I drove to. Didn't talk, just saw them; I had more pressing matters.