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I hold my farts in to prevent global warming

submitted by anon to Confessions 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 20:30:29 ago (+2/-2)     (Confessions)

I encourage you to do the same if you care about the planet.


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[ - ] anon 1904020 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 21:13:06 ago (+3/-0)

I'm pro climate change. Antarctica belongs to us and its time to cash in and go home to our ethno state.

[ - ] anon 1414563 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 22:36:34 ago (+0/-0)

Balls! You have'em.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 21:59:40 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck that. I rip those fuckers out. Sometimes I have to wipe my ass afterwards, but it's totally fuckin worth it.

[ - ] anon 3751603 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 22:03:09 ago (+1/-0)

You sure those arguements with the wife were about money? Because it sounds like this might be the real reason.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 23:29:17 ago (+1/-0)

She farts louder than I do. It's absolutely crazy to me to be able to rip a fart in front of a lady and she answers it with a rumbler that makes her tits jiggle. Seriously, that's a different level of love and acceptance.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 00:36:16 ago (+1/-0)

I think that may be the greatest comment I've read on voat, old OR new!

[ - ] anon 7499208 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 07:41:38 ago (+0/-0)

I'm living the dream, bro.

[ - ] anon 2359018 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 00:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

I was very proud the day i made 3 dudes gag outside on one of mine about 5 minutes after id dropped it.

still day pulling scaffold down between two buildings.

[ - ] anon 1414563 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 22:37:48 ago (+0/-0)

I'll just bet you were a blast at Thanksgiving dinner.!!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 21:48:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 3751603 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 20:41:15 ago (+1/-0)

You only said farts. What about burps? Poser.

[ - ] anon 7499208 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 07:40:18 ago (+1/-0)

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

[ - ] anon 3365186 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 20:38:12 ago (+1/-0)

I couldn't imagine being under such pressure.

[ - ] anon 2359018 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2022 00:33:49 ago (+0/-0)

I dont.

Sharing is caring.

[ - ] anon 3337408 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 22:09:47 ago (+0/-0)

lol at everyone thinking OP isn't being sarcastic

[ - ] anon 6153799 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 20:47:27 ago (+0/-0)

If you just let your boyfriend plug your ass permanently you could relax.

[ - ] anon 3008780 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 18, 2022 20:45:14 ago (+0/-0)

You should stop breathing and producing co2