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I want global warming to hurry the fuck up so we can go take over Antarctica and live in peace.

submitted by MightyMorphinFaggot to whatever 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 03:44:16 ago (+12/-0)     (whatever)

I will be holding a colour chart on arrival, and if you have no foreskin you're going straight into the ocean.


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[ - ] NeonGreen 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 05:46:37 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah but there are like creatures and secret bases and shit there. Idk if they would let us have it. I'm certain we could pacify whatever it is.

Further more you fuck. I don't remember opting in for the razer cock ring that took my foreskin.

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 05:52:25 ago (+2/-0)

Take your degenerate cock rings back into the ocean!

[ - ] thoughtcryme 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 12:06:51 ago (+0/-0)

twas theft sir

[ - ] vraud 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 04:07:55 ago (+3/-0)

Sir, great idea, but there's one problem. There is no global warming.
Thank you

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 10:01:13 ago (+0/-0)

You are 100% correct, sir. And that's why you need to make sure your vanguard is all Canadians and Russians. It will be just another romp on a summer's afternoon to them. But hurry because them dumb Canuks are about to have the last of their guns taken away by the Rainbow Brite Faggot Brigade.

But no French Canadians. First it's poutine, and then it's trendy cafes on the sidewalks, and then it's full blown Cultural Marxism IN FRENCH!!!!! The horror, the horror.

[ - ] Barfcock19 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 10:13:41 ago (+1/-0)

There's no global warming and There's no Antarctica. Just a wall of ice.

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 04:19:54 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking Antarticans taking up all my land!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 13:18:54 ago (+0/-0)

I've been saying this for a long time to trigger go green tards. I am pro climate change because Antarctica is land of the whites and will be a future ethno nation.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 10:28:12 ago (+0/-0)

Greta "downy" thunberg will be there to greet you.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 18, 2022 09:54:50 ago (+0/-0)

"live in peace" good luck with that. It will be fine at first but then some of the girls will start making sad-chick-noises about how it's not fair and equitable. And because guys are fucking soft in the head when it comes to pussy they will eventually say "Ok, but just one". And then before you know it there will be niggers running around and the place will be a shitheap.

It doesn't even need Jews to make it happen. Modern women have already been infected with Jew propaganda. There's no vaccine for that shit.

The only way you might have a chance is if you clone Hitler and put him in charge. Just like they did on the moon, there's a documentary about it.