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KFC worker shot because restaurant was out of corn
submitted by Conspirologist to WTF 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 06:27:59 ago (+25/-2) (archive.ph)
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[ - ] Laputois 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 06:52:48 ago (+6/-0)

You work at a KFC in St. Louis, you should expect gunfire. "The gunman, described as a man in his 40s or 50s, drove off following the shooting and remains at large." Usual description.

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 12:27:57 ago (+2/-0)

Someone in the comment section covered that description well:

"I know a way to eliminate 87% of the people in this country as suspects."

[ + ] Conspirologist

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 07:10:17 ago (+1/-0)

I think the shooter was high. Nobody mentally sane would shoot because of corn.

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 07:23:36 ago (+7/-0)

It is the same group of people who kill over a bag of chips.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:08:48 ago (+2/-0)

The last wing

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 11:12:14 ago (+3/-0)

Kernel Sanders

[ + ] TheGreatWhiteHope

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 08:27:08 ago (+6/-0)

Niggers shoot up chicken shacks all the time when they run out of chicken. I would think this fact would motivate them to never ever run out of chicken, but the places are managed by niggers too. It's just niggers all the way down.

[ + ] voatersaredumbasses

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 6 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 08:13:17 ago (+6/-0)

Niggers

[ + ] Laputois

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 09:36:55 ago (+2/-0)

Succinct and to the point. Very efficient of you.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 18:54:18 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking niggers

[ + ] Imsickofmakingusernames

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 08:39:01 ago (+3/-0)

Or just a nigger

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:46:33 ago (+1/-0)

Alabama can you confirm this statement?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:46:02 ago (+1/-0)

Usual description

Hoooowyte en eeevol!

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 14:03:43 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 14:13:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:42:51 ago (+4/-0)

nogz 👏 needz 👏 dey 👏 cobz! 👏

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 13:01:39 ago (+1/-0)

Kangz

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 08:20:33 ago (+4/-0)

Last time I tried to go to KFC around 15 years ago, they told me they were out of chicken. Never bothered since.

[ + ] TheGreatWhiteHope

[ - ] TheGreatWhiteHope 7 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 08:21:54 ago (+7/-0)

But did you try shooting the place up? Maybe they would have produced the chicken then.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:44:31 ago (+2/-0)

He's the wrong color and he's from oarstrayah.

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 09:34:43 ago (+4/-0)

What's long and black?
...
The line at KFC

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:45:13 ago (+4/-0)

I was gonna say the unemployment line

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 18:56:11 ago (+0/-0)

That, or the welfare line.

[ + ] RobertJHarsh

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:51:07 ago (+4/-0)

KFC is ok. Just go to the ones in white suburbs.

[ + ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 11:05:03 ago (+1/-0)

Stop eating that garbage, faggatron.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 14:07:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] RobertJHarsh

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 14:19:15 ago (+1/-0)

I never go out of my way to eat it.

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 15:17:43 ago (+0/-0)

I could no longer order a Double Down

Willingly ordering that, multiple times, is a sure sign of being a lardass.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 20:54:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:43:50 ago (+3/-0)

Had that happen in Oklahoma my response was "were you not expecting customers when you opened your doors today?" Normie space stare as usual.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 08:10:51 ago (+3/-1)

Drive-thru habits kill.
Nasty paper-wrapped garbage makes chimps mean

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 13:02:44 ago (+0/-0)

Freeform haiku

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:46:40 ago (+1/-0)

A lack of chicken feed is reason enough to shoot someone?!

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

A corn hole.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 18:47:45 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers like corn https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1VbZE6YhjKk

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 12:24:14 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 10:12:19 ago (+0/-0)

Dem dam huwyte supreemsist