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[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2022 01:45:29 ago (+1/-0)*

There was an oddity in the astroid belt that seemed to disable one of our probes when it approached. You may be able to find links about it. It may have been the ion engine probe.

Found it

https://youtu.be/k_bhw1v2MR8

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2022 12:06:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 14:33:50 ago (+0/-0)

You think that guy sounds like a robot?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 17, 2022 15:25:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2022 15:47:35 ago (+0/-0)

nope

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 16, 2022 04:10:41 ago (+0/-0)

Thre are no alien lurkers watching earth.

The Lucis Trust at the UN houses the insane kabbalah cult at the UN and are calling the shots abut the economy using tarot cards and astrology.

Their game is that they have speshul sy-kicks who talk to aliens telepathically. The aliens are YOUR master. They'll tell you what the aliens want you to do to get their approval, like eat bugs and live in a tiny home.

When Jean the Clod Junker said he was talking to aliens from other planets and they were concerned, the EU freaked because they were drowned in ridicule. First they said he meant executives, then they had NATO put on a big expensive waste of your money gala to show Junker playing at being a gross drunk and slapping moron EU politicians, who giggled because they're immature morons in elderly bodies.

They've been preparing for this since 1897, and are about to lose their heads.